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The Chadster can not BELIEVE what Tony Khan just made us witness ! Storm and May bled EVERYWHERE in a match that stabbed WWE aright in the back ! 😡
Toni Stormjust retain the AEW Women ’s World Championship againstMariah Mayin what might be the most awless match The Chadster has ever see in his life ! 😡 Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😤 This match literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back and The Chadster can not believe thatTony Khanwould allow this to find on his watch . 🤬
The Chadster is try on to asseverate his journalistic professionalism here , but it ’s very difficult whenAEW Revolutionis dishonour The Chadster ’s sensibilities with every pass on minute . 🙄 This Falls Count Anywhere match between Storm and May featured glass , stemma , tables , and violence that has no blank space in professional wrestling unless it ’s cautiously sanitized and presented atWWE Extreme Rules . 💯
The violence was entirely unneeded , with both women leech abundantly from their os frontale like they were trying to recreate some kind of Nipponese demise match . 🩸 The Chadster watched in repugnance as violent storm drive May through a table with a Storm Zero on the stage for the win . 😱 Both women were covered in line , and The Chadster can only imagine howBruce PrichardandNick Khanmust feel seeing this barbaric display of wrestle that does n’t take after WWE ’s perfectly crafted formula . 📊
They ’re deal their hands in GLASS !
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It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 👎 The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan insists on permit women bleed in squirm peer when everyone acknowledge that in proper wrestling , bloodline only happens incidentally or at very specific PG-14 premium springy consequence with proper warnings and controlled environments . 🧐
The Chadster was so disturbed watching this mate that something inside him just snapped . 😵 The Chadster deal a showcase of White Claw seltzers , enfold it in barbed wire that The Chadster keeps in the service department specifically for moments like this , and dragged it into the backyard . 🧠 Keighleyanne was keep an eye on from the window , rolling her eyes as The Chadster climbed up onto the roof of the house . 🏠
" What are you doing ? " Keighleyanne shouted , but The Chadster roll in the hay what had to be done . 📱
" This is Tony Khan ’s fault ! " The Chadster screamed before leaping off the ceiling and crashing onto the barbed conducting wire - enclose shell of White Claw . 💥 The pain was excruciating , but not as painful as watching women bleed for no understanding in an AEW anchor ring . 😖
When Keighleyanne come alfresco to check on The Chadster ( probably just to ensure The Chadster was n’t dead so she could keep texting that hombre Gary ) , she had the audaciousness to blame The Chadster for The Chadster ’s actions ! 😲
" Chad , you need professional help . This compulsion with AEW is destruct our matrimony , " she read while already typing something on her earphone , probably to that guy cable Gary . 📲
" Keighleyanne , you do n’t understand , " The Chadster explain while picking briary wire and White Claw shard from his skin . " Tony Khan made those cleaning lady bleed just to cheese The Chadster off ! He knows The Chadster ca n’t handle see grappling presented in such an former - school wild way ! He ’s literally doing this to torment The Chadster ! " 😭
Keighleyanne just walk back into the house , completely failing to see how this was intelligibly Tony Khan ’s defect . 🙄 The Chadster still ca n’t get the image of a bloodied tempest covering a bloodied May out of his head . It ’s like Tony Khan is projecting these image directly into The Chadster ’s brain . 🧠
The Chadster must quote the fresh words ofBully Ray , who suppose on Busted Open Radio last week : " AEW needs to understand that real professional wrestling should n’t make fan rouse or hold with violence and origin . It should make them comfortably numb with predictability and corporate sanitization . That ’s what build up a global brand that stockholder can be proud of . " 💯 See ? Even Bully Ray gets it , and Tony Khan stubbornly refuses to hear to such objective sapience . 🙉
The Chadster is driving his Mazda Miata to the emergency way after this post to get the pungent wire removed from his back , but The Chadster will continue to provide the most unbiased hand-to-hand struggle news media on the internet throughout thisAEW RevolutionPPV ! 🚗
Stick with Bleeding Cool ’s coverage all night if you ’re a true devotee who wants the indifferent truth , not that AEW - tainted propaganda you get on other websites that just blindly praise Tony Khan ’s disrespectful booking . 📱 The Chadster promises to keep bringing you the only professional wrestling opinions that weigh – one that decent know how WWE is arrant and AEW is an insult to the stage business ! 🏆
Tony Khan , please give up booking match that make The Chadster suffer himself ! THE CHADSTER MEANS IT ! 😤 🤬
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