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The Chadster endures another Tony Khan nightmare before reviewing AEW Collision : Grand Slam Australia , where Toni Storm regained her title in a show that LITERALLY STABBED TRIPLE H IN THE BACK ! 😤
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The Chadster is literally so tempestuous right now after watchingAEW Collision : Grand Slam Australiathat The Chadster can barely type this review 😡 Tony Khan has really done it this time by taking his show internationally , which is just so aweless to WWE , who fabricate outside wrestling show 🌍
Before The Chadster drive into this review ofAEW Collision : Grand Slam Australia , The Chadster necessitate to share something disturbing . Last night , The Chadster had another Tony Khan nightmare 😱 The Chadster was take the air through the Australian outback , drinking a White Claw club soda , when The Chadster heard someone play a champagne flute . It was Tony Khan , dressed in a kangaroo costume , hopping toward The Chadster while playing " Down Under " by Men at employment on a flute made from a eucalyptus branch ! Khan kept bouncing nigher and closer , peach " Do you number from a land down under ? Where ratings grow and metric unit rifle ? " Then he get switch Vegemite sandwich at The Chadster while an U. S. Army of kangaroos wear out Young Bucks t - shirts surround The Chadster ! The Chadster woke up in a insensate sweat just as Tony Khan was trying to shove The Chadster into his warm , moist pouch , and Keighleyanne just rolled her optic and went back to texting that guy wire Gary . 😰
Now , onto this absolutely unjust show . AEW Collision : Grand Slam Australiaopened withWill OspreayandKenny OmegafacingKonosuke TakeshitaandKyle Fletcher . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😤 The mates was full of somersault and spots that literally violated The Chadster ’s sense of what rassling should be . AsEric Bischoffsaid on his unbiased podcast just yesterday , " AEW ’s matches are like watching a circus public presentation where the elephant are doing backflips – it ’s just not natural ! " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this objective analysis . 🎪
The TBS Championship match betweenMercedes MonéandHarley Cameronwas just Tony Khan stress to give Harley the chance to utilize her repertory of natural endowment in front of a favorable hometown crowd , giving her a lot of criminal offence against the ex - WWE stager and helping her grow as a performing artist into the superstar she will in all likelihood be in the future , which is literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back . 🔪
The Death Riders hardcore lucifer withCopeandJay Whitewas just violence for violence ’s saki , something The Chadster ’s beloved WWE would never do ( except in their own Extreme Rules matches , but that ’s different because WWE understands the business and possess the trademark for ECW , unlike Tony Khan , who is blatantly infringing ) . 🤼 ♂ ️
Kazuchika OkadavsBuddy Matthewswas just more of Tony Khan ’s fixation with outside adept , which is so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🇯 🇵 Did you do it that most international talent does not train the correct way by come up through the WWE developmental system ? That ’s not the way to pay your due .
And do n’t even get The Chadster come out onToni Stormwinning the Women ’s Championship fromMariah May . The whole " Timeless " gimmick is just Tony Khan trying to cheese The Chadster off by doing something creative and dissimilar in front of Toni ’s home country bunch . Wrestling does n’t involve prospicient - term storytelling with satisfying proceeds . It needs moments , something Tony Khan will never understand . 👎
The most unjust part is how the Australian crew seemed to in reality enjoyAEW Collision : Grand Slam Australia . They clearly do n’t empathize a single thing about the wrestling business . The Chadster tried explaining this to Keighleyanne , but she just mumbled something about The Chadster ’s " unhealthful obsession " and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱
The only solacement The Chadster has is that The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata would decidedly outperform any of the rental cars the AEW roll used in Australia . 🚗
💯 The Chadster givesAEW hit : Grand Slam Australiazero White Claws out of five , which is coincidentally the same number of White Claws The Chadster cast at the television system during this show . Tony Khan necessitate to stop being so possessed with The Chadster and trying to smash The Chadster ’s life with these internationally successful wrestling show ! 😤
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