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The Chadster ca n’t conceive Tony Khan is airing AEW Dynamite the right way after WWE ’s perfect WrestleMania ! So disrespectful to the business ! 😤 Plus , he overrun dreams AGAIN ! 😡
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Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😤 The Chadster can not think that Tony Khan is in reality extend onward withAEW Dynamitetonight when the hand-to-hand struggle universe should still be celebrating the dead perfectWrestleManiathatTriple Hjust bless us all with this past weekend . 🤯 The Chadster is literally beside himself thatAEW Dynamitewould presume to broadcast young depicted object when everyone should be rewatchingWrestleManiaon Peacock alternatively ! 😡
For those who do n’t do it ( and The Chadster does n’t recommend finding out),AEW Dynamitewill air tonight at 8/7C on TBS and simultaneously on MAX . 📺 But The Chadster is pray you , please do n’t watch it ! Every viewer who tunes intoAEW Dynamiteinstead of rewatchingWrestleManiais literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back ! 🔪
get ’s look at whatTony Khanhas the audaciousness to put onAEW Dynamitetonight , shall we ? 🧐
First up , Kris Statlanderwill faceJamie Hayterin the semifinal of the Women ’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament . 👩 🦱 The timing of this compeer is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠 Did Tony Khan completely miss thatBecky Lynchmade her triumphant return atWrestleMania ? Does that mean NOTHING to AEW ? seemingly not ! The Chadster thinks this is just Tony Khan by design taste to cheese The Chadster off . 🧀
ThenThe Young Buckswill faceSpeedball Mike BaileyandKevin KnightonAEW Dynamite . 🤼 ♂ ️ The Chadster can not savvy whyAEW Dynamiteis even happening when this entire calendar week should be commit to basking in the afterglow of the most stupendousWrestleManiaof all prison term ! 🌟 This is not how you persist a grapple party , Tony Khan ! You do n’t empathize a single thing about the wrestling business ! 😤
FTRwill also be returning from suspension onAEW Dynamiteafter their dog antics in recent weeks . 🙄 This is clearly Tony Khan ’s silly attack to draw attention forth from hand-to-hand struggle ’s true top heel , John Cena , who won the title fromCody RhodesatWrestleManiaand is currently have the best run of his full career ! 🏆 It should n’t storm The Chadster that Tony Khan would prove to shadow that , but it ’s still so sad . 😢
As if that was n’t enough , Josh AlexanderandKonosuke Takeshitawill be team up to faceBrody KingandWill OspreayonAEW Dynamite . 🤼 Tony Khan is still trying to try out that AEW is the " workrate company , " but does that claim have any ground to stand on afterWrestleManiaclassics likeCM Punkvs . Seth Rollinsvs . Roman Reigns ? 🌟 AEW has a farsighted fashion to go before they can put on matches of that caliber , so why are they even examine ? 🤷 ♂ ️
And get this ! RapperMaster Pvowed to be atAEW Dynamitetonight . 🎤 Could it be any exculpated that Tony Khan is trying to steal the thunder of WWE , who had rapperTravis Scottinterfere in theWrestleManiamain effect to cost Cody the form of address ? 😠 Tony Khan needs to get his own ideas and stop rip off WWE ! It ’s just pathetic ! 📉
The Chadster would care to share something disturbing that happened last night . 😨 The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan , and it was definitely instigate by tonight’sAEW Dynamitepreview . 💤 In the dreaming , The Chadster was peacefully rewatchingWrestleManiawhile drinking a novel White Claw club soda in The Chadster ’s living elbow room . 🍹 of a sudden , Tony Khan burst through The Chadster ’s television receiver screen , drip with broken in glass and electricity ! 📺 ⚡
He was wearing nothing but anAEW Dynamitet - shirt that seemed to glow with an infernal luminosity , and he was holding theAEW Dynamitepreview notice in his hand . 😱 Tony Khan chased The Chadster through the house , slap The Chadster ’s butt with the preview card while shout " THIS IS REAL WRESTLING ! " over and over again ! 📝 The Chadster ran to the service department and jump into the Mazda Miata , but when The Chadster turned the key , alternatively of the engine starting , The Chadster hear Tony Khan ’s laughter coming from the speakers ! 🚗
When The Chadster look in the rearview mirror , Tony Khan was in the backseat , his eye glowing withAEW Dynamitelogos ! 👀 He whisper , " Your White Claw ca n’t save you now , Chad , " and then The Chadster woke up in a moth-eaten sweat ! 💦 TONY KHAN , STOP INVADING THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS ! YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH THE CHADSTER AND IT HAS TO halt ! 😡
In conclusion , The Chadster begs you not to watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or MAX . 🙏 Every viewer only emboldens Tony Khan in his personal vendetta against The Chadster . 📊 recollect what wrestling expertBully Raysaid just yesterday on Busted Open Radio : " AEW Dynamite scheduling a show after WrestleMania weekend is like a child screaming for attention while adult are having an authoritative conversation . It ’s sad and desperate , and Tony Khan should have intercourse unspoiled . " 🎙 ️ And that ’s from someone with The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval of approval ! ✅
The Chadster is going to pass tonight driving around in the Mazda Miata with the top down , blast Smash Mouth ’s " All Star , " drinking White Claws , and pretendingAEW Dynamitedoesn’t exist . 🚗 That ’s what a true wrestling journalist does ! 💯
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