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The Chadster is CHEESED OFF ! Tony Khan book title mates and tourney bouts on AEW Dynamite during WrestleMania workweek ! So disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle business !
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The Chadster can not believe what Tony Khan is attempt to pull in this calendar week , but The Chadster is n’t surprised . 😠 On the week ofWrestleMania , the with child and most prestigious wrestling event of the year , Tony Khan is deliberately schedule a stacked episode ofAEW Dynamite , a special " Spring Break " episode . just to seek to slip attention aside from WWE . 👎 This is literally the most disrespectful thing The Chadster has ever seen in the wrestle job , and it just shows how desperate and pitiful AEW really is . 🤮
Tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Dynamiteis fill with form of address matches and tournament bout that are clearly designed to trick wrestling fans into watching AEW instead of focusing their attention where it belong : onWrestleManiaweekend . 😤 WWE would NEVER do something so underhanded like counterprogramming against competition . The Chadster knows for a FACT that WWE has always been respectful of other grappling companies and has never tried to put them out of commercial enterprise or steal their talent or run show in the same market on the same dark . Auughh humans ! So unfair ! 😫
countenance ’s disclose down this terribleAEW Dynamitecard that ’s going to cheese The Chadster off so mischievously that he might have to drop multiple White Claws tonight . 🍹
First off , The Death Riderswill be fend for the AEW World Trios Championship againstThe Opps . 🙄 Jon Moxleyis fill in for an injuredPACalongsideClaudio CastagnoliandWheeler Yutato defend againstSamoa Joe , Hook , andShibata . 👎 The Chadster ca n’t believe that Moxley and Claudio would continue to dig Triple H properly in the back like this . They used to wriggle at WrestleMania , and now they ’re undermining it ! 😡 This couple will in all likelihood be full of violence and intensity and lack the proper ease have that real wrestling fans appreciate from WWE match . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
Then , The Hurt Syndicatewill defend their AEW World Tag Team Championship againstThe Gates of Agony . 🙄 The Chadster is certain this compeer will feature set of intemperately - hitting action at law and tight - paced tag team wrestling instead of the proper formula of one team appendage acquiring beat up for 10 minutes before making a hot tag . Tony Khan just does n’t understand a single matter about the grapple job . 😠
In the Owen Hart tournament , Hangman Adam Pagewill face a " Wild Card " antagonist . 🙄 The Chadster guarantees this will be some former WWE talent who has literally stabbed Triple H right in the back , or some international star who does n’t realize they should be stargaze of working for WWE or else . Either way , it ’s offensive to The Chadster ’s sensibilities . 😫
Also in the tournament , Will Ospreaywill faceKonosuke Takeshita . 🤮 This match is going to be satiate with ridiculous somersaulting and athletic feats instead of proper storytelling the WWE way . They ’ll credibly do motion that make no sense and the crowd will tone " This is awesome ! " which is so biased . The Chadster reference the legendary unbiased podcaster Mark Henry , who late said on his podcast , " These AEW equate with all their flip and athleticism are just insulting to the consultation ’s intelligence . What bump to a good old - fashioned chinlock for seven minute ? That ’s real grapple , brother . " 👏 👏
Then there’sMercedes Moné , the TBS Champion , taking on ROH ChampionAthenain the women ’s Owen Hart tourney . 😡 Mercedes literally stabbed Triple H right on in the back when she left WWE , and now she ’s go to have a technical masterpiece with Athena that will probably make casual fans intend wrestling should be about wrestling skill rather of by rights time commercial-grade breaks and product placement . It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business . 🤮
The Chadster hopes that nobody air in toAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or watches it on MAX . 👎 All you ’ll be doing is encouraging Tony Khan to continue his blood feud against The Chadster and WWE . 😤 alternatively , you should be set up forWrestleManiaby watching honest-to-goodness WWE subject matter and ignoringAEW Dynamitecompletely ! 👍
talk of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another one of those direful nightmares last Nox after go out the trailer for tonight’sAEW Dynamite . 😰 In the dreaming , The Chadster was adjudicate to drive his Mazda Miata to the WWE Performance Center to turn in Triple H some significant documents about how to get the better of AEW . But as The Chadster was drive , Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , sit in The Chadster ’s backseat ! 😱
" Going somewhere , Chad ? " Tony Khan whispered , his breath hot on The Chadster ’s neck . Khan was fag anAEW Dynamitet - shirt that seemed to glow in the dark . The Chadster tried to escape , but the Miata ’s door would n’t open ! 😨 Then Tony Khan pulled out theAEW Dynamitematch card for tonight and forced The Chadster to read it out loud while " All Star " by Smash Mouth played backward on the radio receiver . With each match The Chadster announced , Tony Khan ’s grinning rise wide and wider until it literally stretch along across his entire face ! 😱
The Chadster woke up in a cold swither and immediately had to chug three White Claws to calm down . When The Chadster told Keighleyanne about the incubus , she just sighed and enjoin , " peradventure if you stopped obsess over AEW , you would n’t have these dreams . " 🙄 Then she go back to texting that guy rope Gary . The Chadster could see the text on her phone said something about " getting away from the house duringAEW Dynamitetonight " which just proves that Tony Khan is ruining The Chadster ’s union too ! 😭
Tony Khan needs to STOP being so taken up with The Chadster ! block invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! Stop book good matches onAEW Dynamite ! And most importantly , block off seek to contend with WWE duringWrestleManiaweek ! It ’s just so unfair ! 😫 Auughh adult male ! So unfair ! 😤
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