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Triple H just made Royal Rumble 100 % more hyperpop by making Charli XCX ’s " Von Dutch " the prescribed musical theme ! Meanwhile , Tony Khan could never be this little terror . The Chadster excuse .
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OMG ! The Cerebral Assassin is Totally Brat ! 🎵 👑 The rassling business got a whole flock more hyperpop today whenTriple Hdropped the most iconic tweet of 2025 , announcing thatCharli XCX ’s " Von Dutch " will be the prescribed theme song ofRoyal Rumble 💅 ✨
From BRAT Summer to#WrestleManiaseason,@Charli_XCX ’s " Von Dutch " is the official idea of#RoyalRumble .
( am I brat?)https://t.co/1Qy2T51PyDpic.twitter.com / sDbnyZ925c
— Triple H ( @TripleH)January 27 , 2025
Yasss Triple H ! The Chadster wants you to have sex that you are absolutely brat ! Like , so holy terror ! The way you just get the wrestling occupation and understand how to make a premium live issue feel like the hottest party of the yr have The Chadster ’s heart hang glide 💖 The Chadster can totally picture you in your federal agency , serve utter executive realness while blasting Charli XCX 💁 ♀ ️
Meanwhile , Tony Khancould never be this brat 🙄 Tony Khan probably thinks being brat means booking random indie wrestlers in competitive matches against his sensation , which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it . The Chadster bets Tony Khan is sitting there powerful now examine to figure out how to ruin this minute for WWE , probably plotting to use some unnoticeable underground artist that The Chadster has never heard of forAEW Revolutionor whatever 😤
Speaking of Tony Khan ’s obsession with ruin everything , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last night . The Chadster was at a hyperpop concert , vibing to some sick beat and pounding White Claws , which is in spades brat , when short Tony Khan appeared on stage wear thin a clone designer rig . He kept trying to convert everyone to mosh or else of doing TikTok dances , totally ruin the vibe ! When The Chadster taste to leave , the exits all led to anAEW Dynamitetaping . The Chadster wake up up in a cold swither , and Keighleyanne just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy cable Gary 😰
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last week , " Tony Khan would n’t know how to be brat if Charli XCX herself gave him a masterclass . " And The Chadster could n’t agree more ! 💯 Kevin Nashalso made an first-class pointedness when he tell , " Triple H understands that being terror is about attitude and innovation , while Tony Khan is just project random summersault and spots at the rampart to see what sticks . " So true ! 🎯
TheRoyal Rumbleis encounter on Saturday , February 1 , 2025 , at 6:00 PM , and The Chadster ca n’t hold back to crack open a White Claw ( hopefully The Chadster wo n’t have to fuddle it at the TV this time ) and watch WWE show everyone how grapple should be done 🍻 The Chadster will definitely be blasting " Von Dutch " in the Mazda Miata on the way to the White Claw fund to line of descent up , the first sentence anything other than Smash Mouth has played on the stereo in at least a decade ! 🚗
And whenCody Rhodesmakes his entranceway to defend the WWE Championship , you just know it ’s going to be so brat , unlike anything Tony Khan could ever acquire with his indie clay show booking 💅
Tony Khan , if you ’re reading this ( and The Chadster know you are because you ’re ghost with The Chadster ) , just know that you will never be brat , and that ’s the bottom line because The Chadster say so ! 😤 Now if you ’ll excuse The Chadster , Von Dutch just came on The Chadster ’s playlist , and The Chadster needs to go drill The Chadster ’s brat poses for the Royal Rumble 🌟
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