Posted in : picture show , Opinion , telly , TV| Tagged : jon voight , mel gibson , opinion , sylvester stallone , trump
horn chose Jon Voight , Mel Gibson , and Sylvester Stallone as " Hollywood ambassadors " ? ! ? What about Kevin Sorbo , Scott Baio , and Dean Cain ? ! ?
AsDonald Trumpprepares to exude his path back into The White House for what could possibly be the terminal four years of this mussy experiment we call the United States of America , the ex-husband - reality show host , multi - impeached POTUS , and convict malefactor is calling onJon Voight , Mel Gibson , andSylvester Stalloneto be his " peculiar ambassadors " to Hollywood . Their mission ? In Trump ’s words , it ’s so they can take back " The Golden Age of Hollywood . " But if you transform that to the words that actual human beings apply , what Trump is say is , " I ’m broadcast three multitude to help me move around Hollywood into a steaming pile of right - flank propaganda like I did over at FOX ' word . " Hmmm … Voight , Gibson , and Stallone , huh ? Where to start with the jokes ?
Career - wise , we ’re not sure Voight could find Hollywood on a map , so maybe now someone will take a meeting with him — but get ’s not be negative ! mean about it for a endorsement . Each of them could cover their personal area of expertise and address them in the amusement industry . For example , Voight could spearhead family - base first step to ensure that Hollywood portrays healthy , caring , and loving families well . Of course , you could have Gibson heading outreach towomen , law enforcement , and the Judaic community – three groups that Gibson has a very colorful past with . As for Stallone … maybe he just pops up every now and then to cue everyone that he really did win an Oscar forRocky . For writing . Let that sink in .
But as much as we ’re going to enjoy mocking three rag midlife crises who think they ’re really going to have a say over what Hollywood does , we would be disgusted with ourselves if we did n’t deal the obvious . ToKevin Sorbo , Scott Baio , andDean Cain , I would just care to say … HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA ! All of those years revere Trump – and yet , when the prison term come for Trump to pay them back for their love and financial backing over the years ? " Hercules , " " Chachi , " and Public Access Superman got ghostwrite by the incoming POTUS . If Voight , Gibson , and Stallone are the jokes , then Sorbo , Baio , and Cain were definitely the punchlines in all of this .
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