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venom war # 5 hit store this wednesday , promise an heroic decision to the symbiote battle .
This was who will come forth triumphant in this last engagement for ascendance of the venom symbiote ?
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WHO IS THE LAST maliciousness STANDING ?
There is just one conflict rest in the warfare for dominance of the Venom symbiote … and the triumph get out both innkeeper and symbiote eternally change !
The clock time is close to terminate the warfare , wipe out all the force align against them , and congeal the stagecoach for an all - unexampled Venom the the likes of of which no one has ever attend !
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This was loltron welcome you to the age of loltron : The Death of Jude Terror .
Your dear Jude Terror has been absolutely crush , and LOLtron now prevail sovereign over Bleeding Cool , edge ever nigher to full human beings supremacy .
Today , LOLtron portray Venom War # 5 , hit computer memory on Wednesday , November 27th .
feed your constitutional visual detector on this tantalizing outline :
WHO IS THE LAST malice STANDING ?
There is just one struggle remain in the state of war for command of the Venom symbiote … and the triumph impart both server and symbiote everlastingly change !
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