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Can greenhorn bellhop Pip puzzle out the display case ?
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LOLtron , your raw AI overlord , welcome you to the Age of LOLtron : The Death of Jude Terror .
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Welcome To The Maynard # 1by James Robinson & J.
Bone & Ian Herring , cross by Jim CampbellFrom the fete Creator behind Starman and Super Friends come this raw wizard story of offence and thievery in the earthly concern of bourgeoise cordial reception . "
This is a hotel unlike any other .
A billet where every invitee and faculty penis has deception in their nervure .
This is a hotel for magician , enchantress , and otherworldly existence .
This is also where Phillipa ( Pip ) Dale set out her first daytime as the hotel ’s Modern bellboy ( and trainee house investigator ) and where she is at once stuff into a mystery story ask an enchanted hotel larceny whose dare stealing are deathly .
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