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El Presidente reports on WWE ’s foot - in - mouth epidemic during WrestleMania week ! Triple H , Roman Reigns , John Cena - it seems nobody in WWE knows when to STFU !
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Greetings , comrades ! It is I , El Presidente , reporting to you populate from my Au - plated terror room beneath my summertime palace , where I am currently hide from both the American CIA and the WWE legal department !
It isWrestleManiaweek , comrades , and naturally , during their great workweek of the year , the WWE Puerto Rico automobile is fire on all cylinder , promoting the show , bop AEW , and celebrate the magnificent capitalist spectacle of sportswoman amusement . alas , the executives and talent seem to have a knack for putting their foot in their mouths this year . Or perhaps it ’s just a return to arrogance for a party that has been coast on good will since oustingVince McMahon . This remind me of the timeFideland I tried to run our own grappling promotion in Cuba , but all our grappler kept defect to Florida . Most unfortunate !
First up , get us discuss how McMahon ’s Word - in - jurisprudence , and also the boy - in - practice of law ofPresident Donald Trump’sSecretary of Education , Linda McMahon , heap extolment upon the WWE Hall - of - Famer , despite WWE crowds recently booingHulk Hoganafter his full - throated support of MAGA , and after Canadian devotee even hiss the United States National Anthem after Trump ’s economic and political state of war on U.S. allies .
Triple H told theFlagrant Podcast : " I think Trump ’s power as an speechmaker – like him or detest him – the way he does it , he ’s charismatic in so many ways . I think he likes getting under people ’s cutis . I think he like generating heat the way he does . It ’s amazing and it ’s genius and it worked in our concern . "
comrade , this reminds me of when my good friendKim Jong - untested to convince me that his father invented professional wrestling . I had to show him VHS magnetic tape ofAndre the Giantto shew otherwise !
But it ’s not just the unsurprisingly MAGA Haitch coming out in reinforcement of the controversial president . Even the Tribal ChiefRoman Reigns , who , in an audience with Vanity Fair , reveal he ’s a registered Democrat and implied he voted forKamala Harris , expressed his support for Trump , who has spent his first hundred Clarence Shepard Day Jr. in office dismantle the administration , deporting immigrant to El Salvadoran megaprisons , and tanking the stock market with tariffs .
Roman toldVanity bazaar : " I support our president . Trump is one of those guys where he ’s got a vast story and a huge ground . He ’s been in amusement . He ’s been in big business , government . At this point , I ’m substantiate a bright future for our country . "
He added , " It ’s like he want that adversary . He needs that foeman to resile off of . He needs that competitive motivation or something . To be honorable , the world seems to be more like wrestling than any other form of entertainment . "
This flip - flopping cue me of when I had to quickly change my commitment from the Soviet Union to China in 1991 . Very awkward Christmas card tilt that twelvemonth , comrades !
Meanwhile , Stephanie McMahon , who lately yield to the WWE fold after taking time off follow the scandals of her don , launched a Modern podcast and declare that the show ’s bit one rule is " no douchebags . " unluckily , this rule was expose on the first sequence , where her node was literally the magnate of all douchebags , UFC honchoDana White .
accord to a arrangement fromFightful , on theWhat ’s Your Story Podcast , Stephanie declare : " No douchebags on the show . Working on the show . Edgar Albert Guest on the show . Anybody . No douchebags let . That was the original dominion . "
To which Dana White replied : " Douchebags are an inauspicious part of life . You catch ta interview some douchebags that everybody would like to listen . unluckily , there is no acquiring around the douchebags . "
This is wisdom I can refer to , comrades . In my own locker , I have instituted a " no douchebags " rule , yet somehow my Minister of Propaganda , who is also Dana White , keep showing up to meetings !
Could WWE ’s epic PR break down get any worse ? Well , you have n’t heard whatJohn Cenahad to say in a New York Times interview about thedisgracedVince McMahon , who wasforced outof WWE amidst an ongoing intimate misconduct scandal that has look payouts of one thousand thousand of dollars to multiple women incriminate the former WWE CEO of heinous act . According to Cena , he loves McMahon anyway .
Cena separate theNew York Times : " I do n’t care who hears it : I love Vince . I ’m not downplaying anything that needs to be decided or allegations of any kind , but when I love somebody , I bonk them wholeheartedly . "
He added : " I know the great unwashed are going to be furious about that , but they ca n’t put their time value on my relationship with somebody I love . "
Is there anyone in WWE who can do a promotional interview without land the company in raging water ? EnterCM Punk , the voice of the voiceless , in the end someone to define thing full-strength . Punk unleashed on Trump and MAGA in aninterviewwithThe Masked Man Show .
harmonise to a transcription fromFightful , Punk said : " I do n’t think the company wants us to be outwardly political . I do n’t recall , and I do experience there is belike different rule for different multitude . " He continue , " I think it ’s pretty obvious what my ' political sympathies ' are . I ’ve never understood popular or Republican glaze President . [ The ] President should just do his job . "
Punk did n’t halt there , adding : " If you ’re put on hats and shirt promoting the President and all that stuff , and we have very much seen recently all these the great unwashed who have voted against their best interests because they think this President was just going to do bad stupid prick to the people they do n’t like . I can sort of pull back a cable in the sand … "
Finally , someone lecture sense ! Now , as long as Punk can just stay quiet and avoid demonstrating once again how his personal welfare outweighs his ideals every time , WWE can last take the air by with a win . Except , Punk go on in that very sameinterview :
" It ’s a unusual , ugly world out there . The only matter I can do is be on-key to myself and implement and be a voice for myself and my family and my biotic community , and then the world . I do n’t know what multitude desire from us as entertainers . I ’m just guess to quit my job because somebody on Twitter sound out WWE is a ' MAGA company ? ' Okay . You ’re on Lord Elon Musk ’s fucking Twitter saying stupid shit . exit the fuck up . "
Sigh . So as long as WWE is devote Punk millions of buck and give him thatWrestleManiamain upshot he always wanted ( that is n’t in reality the existent main event since it ’s encounter on nighttime one ) , the buff should just STFU about the hypocrisy of collaborating with a company and leaders that are at complete odds with his feeling .
Ironically , that ’s one affair he and Triple H can actually agree on . In another interview , Haitch carry his desire that rooter would just cut WWE ’s unfitness to STFU and STFU themselves , appreciatively accepting WWE ’s product without any vital thought like good fans ought to . It may be the most Vince McMahon - like matter Triple H has ever tell , which is say something . Will the chesty booking style of his disgraced mentor soon follow ?
treble H toldPeter Rosenberg on Youtube : " This will sound defensive . I wish I could order people ' fuck off ' being a critic . Be a fan . Go watch this and be a buff . "
Ah , WWE . The more thing deepen , the more they stay the same . Quick , someone get totrashing AEWand fire up the podcast grifters and astroturfing social metier bot before some of this unfit promotion sticks !
This reminds me of when the American CIA tried to overthrow my government by liberate mortifying footage of me dancing to " Baby Shark " at a state function . I only responded by making it our new home anthem ! Perhaps WWE could learn from my brilliant crisis management , familiar !
Until next sentence , this has been El Presidente , report for the glorious people ’s news generator , Bleeding Cool ! ¡ Viva la revolución del entretenimiento deportivo !
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