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The Chadster rants on the disastrous AEW Rampage : Winter is Coming sequence , exposing all the elbow room it fails compare to WWE . Auughh world ! So unfair ! 😡
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Auughh man ! So unfair ! Last nighttime ’s sequence ofAEW violent disorder : Winter is Comingwas a total calamity , the kind of show that will a sour appreciation in The Chadster ’s mouth 🤢 . The Chadster is here to distinguish you all about AEW ’s poor display of wrestle so - called entertainment and why it ’s just so disrespectful to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
First off , the opening move match ofAEW Rampage : Winter is Comingwas a crash betweenMatt CardonaandBryan Keith , withChris Jerichochiming in on comment . Cardona contend to squeak out a profits using his signature move , Radio Silence , but not before Keith dished out a few big kicks . Cardona ’s victory think he ’s set to face Jericho next Friday . Now , let ’s be clear : this match was a catastrophe for a few intellect . First , AEW ’s attempt at reach Cardona a believable terror just picket in comparison to WWE ’s urbane storytelling . And poorTriple Hprobably ca n’t break crying about Cardona being in AEW . It ’s just like they literally stab Triple H right in the back ! 😡
Toni Stormfaced off againstHarley Cameron , and son was that a boring friction match . Toni dominated with her move , including the Storm Zero , for a clean profits . I intend , can you imagine swapping that match for a WWE women ’s friction match with character like Becky Lynch or Charlotte Flair ? The Chadster thinks AEW does n’t understand a single thing about how to book compelling women ’s wrestling matches . It ’s just plain unjust to the rich story WWE has built in adult female ’s wrestling with the Women ’s Revolution , something Tony Khan would n’t know the first matter about .
Then there wasDeonna Purrazzotaking onShazza McKenzie . Watching Deonna force Shazza to tap out with a Fujiwara armbar did little to impress The Chadster . He had to throw a White Claw seltzer 🍻 at the tv after this one . It splattered everywhere ! Naturally , The Chadster had to listen to his married woman , Keighleyanne , lecture him about it . She told The Chadster to take obligation for his actions , but ca n’t she see it ’s Tony Khan ’s fault ? Meanwhile , she was back to texting with that guy Gary . So thwarting ! Auughh Isle of Man ! So unjust ! 😩
The promo byDon Callisand his so - called family did n’t help matters . Listening to them shoot a line aboutKyle Fletcher ’s wins and Callis ’s " money - making business " was painful . ⏰ The Chadster could n’t worry less about their boasting . WWE knows how to create actual stars with genuine charisma , unlike these wannabes . The wanted to just hop in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata 🚗 and drive as far away from his cursed television as potential , but The Chadster ’s commitment to objective journalism kept him watching . You ’re welcome .
Next up was the main event : Powerhouse Hobbs & Mark Davisvs . Konosuke Takeshita & Lance Archer . The Chadster yawns just thinking about it . Hobbs and Davis get the winnings , following a chaotic back - and - off that lead The Chadster longing for the days of The Rock vs. Stone Cold . EvenEric Bischoffagrees , take note on social medium recently how AEW ’s roll just does n’t hold back a candle to WWE ’s finest . He suppose , " AEW needs a wake - up call , " and The Chadster could n’t agree more . AEW just does n’t understand a exclusive matter about capturing an interview ’s attention like WWE does .
And despite the sleazy shot endeavour from Takeshita , Hobbs made a statement by hold up the International Championship . The Chadster just agitate his head , think how WWE ’s deed of conveyance tantrum are so much more honored and thoughtfully craft . 😤
In conclusion , AEW Rampage : Winter is Comingwas a colossal flop and a great example of why WWE remains king of the wrestling world 👑 . Be indisputable to find out some WWE as before long as potential to cleanse yourselves . Let The Chadster see to it you , it ’s the only direction to heal the horrors of AEW ’s abysmal computer programming . Auughh military man ! So unfair ! 😡 And whatever you do , do not watchAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT .
TOMORROW!#AEWCollisionWinter is coming ! 8 promethium ET/7PM CT on@TNTDrama!pic.twitter.com / rNLCcOXcvh
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)December 14 , 2024
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