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The Chadster explains why tonight ’s WWE Raw on Netflix will be the most crucial hand-to-hand struggle show ever , while Tony Khan cries into his Dynamite script ! 🔥 💯
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The Chadster is here to tell you about tonight ’s episode ofWWE Raw , and auughh man ! The Chadster ca n’t even handle how amazing this show is pop off to be ! 🔥 Meanwhile , The Chadster just bonk thatTony Khanis probably perpetrate his hair out prove to figure out how to compete with such an incredible lineup . 😤
First up onWWE Raw , we ’ve gotThe War Raidersdefending their World Tag Team Championships againstDominik MysterioandJD McDonagh . This is exactly how ticket team wrestle should be done – with right building of tension and storytelling , not like how Tony Khan book random flippy peer that literally stabTriple Hright in the back . 🏆 As wrestling news media iconBully Raysaid on a late episode of Busted Open Radio , " WWE ’s tag squad section is what literal hand-to-hand struggle looks like , unlike that circus clobber they do in Jacksonville . " See ? The Chadster is n’t the only one who escort it ! 💯
Then we ’ve got the return ofCody Rhodes , our Undisputed WWE Champion , toWWE Raw ! 👑 The American Nightmare ’s presence alone urinate this potentially the greatest wrestling show in story . Speaking of which , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night – he was chasing The Chadster through the Netflix home office , throwing rolled - up copies of the Nielsen ratings at The Chadster ’s head while fag out nothing but a Jacksonville Jaguars jersey , just Donald Ducking it right there in public . The Chadster woke up in a cold lather and had to fuddle three White Claws just to calm down . 😰
But the big news of all forWWE Rawis thatLogan Paulis making his Netflix Raw debut ( if you do n’t count appearing in the crowd during the first Netflix episode ) ! 🎤 This is how you expend mainstream celebrities and heroes to all adult male everywhere – not like how Tony Khan just throw ex - WWE gift at the paries to see what sticks . AsKevin Nashso eloquently stated on a late podcast , " Logan Paul sympathize the business better than 99 % of these indie darlings who cerebrate doing moonsaults makes you a star . " The Chadster could n’t harmonize more ! 🙌
The Chadster tried to explain to Keighleyanne how historically significant this instalment ofWWE Rawis going to be , but she just kept texting that guy Gary and mumbling something about " getting therapy . " Can you believe Tony Khan has poison The Chadster ’s own married woman against wrestling ? 😢
Anyone who chooses to watchAEW DynamiteorCollisionoverWWE Rawclearly does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestle business . 🤦 ♂ ️ It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it when fans confirm Tony Khan ’s amateur time of day output . AsMark Henrysaid on bust Open Radio last week , " WWE Raw is like a ok dining experience , while AEW is like eating accelerator station sushi . " Such wise words from an unbiassed diarist , offer in the purport of generousness as well - entail advice which Tony Khan just refuses to mind to ! 🎭
The Chadster will be view tonight’sWWE Rawat 8ET/5PT on Netflix in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata ( The Chadster had to move the TV to the garage after Keighleyanne said she needed " space " ) , and you should too if you have any deference for this business ! 🚗 And just like Smash Mouth says , " You ’ll never make love if you do n’t go , " so unfeigned grapple buff know where they ask to be tonight ! ⭐
call back , missing this installment ofWWE Rawwould be like personally cash in one’s chips toTriple H ’s house and throwing a White Claw in his side . Do n’t be that person ! 🙏 The Chadster make tonight’sWWE Rawlineup The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Seal of Approval ™ ️ ! 💫
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