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The Chadster previews Night 2 of WrestleMania 41 ! threefold H deliver the most important affair to ever happen on Easter while Tony Khan continue to cheese off The Chadster in his dreams ! 🔥 🐰 💔
The Chadster can not believe what The Chadster witness last Nox atWrestleMania 41 ! 😱 😱 😱 Night one ofWrestleMania41 was so incredible that The Chadster literally transcended time and space to experience complete experiential nirvana ! 🌌 ✨ The Chadster ’s consciousness amplify beyond the deathly realm , and The Chadster became one with the world , all thanks to the booking wizardry ofTriple H ! 🧠 💯 And yet , somehow , someway , Night two ofWrestleMania 41promises to be EVEN expert ! 🤯 🔥
First of all , The Chadster needs to target out thatWrestleManiais objectively the most important thing to ever pass off on Easter Sunday in the entire chronicle of civilization . 🐰 🥚 Jesus might have arise from the stagnant or whatever , but did he draw over 60,000 true sports fan to Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas ? The Chadster thinks not ! 🙏 💪
Tony Khan Invades The Chadster’s Dreams… AGAIN
Speaking of Easter , The Chadster had the most distressful incubus last night . 😰 😱 In the ambition , The Chadster come downstairs on Easter sunup , so worked up to find a basketful of confect , colourful eggs , and White Claw sparkling water from the Easter Bunny . alternatively , The Chadster foundTony Khansitting in The Chadster ’s sustenance room wearing a pinkish bunny costume ! 🐰 😡
" Happy Easter , Chad , " Tony Khan tell , his eyes gleaming with venom as he sting the head off a coffee bunny that looked suspiciously like The Chadster . " I ’ve hidden some especial eggs for you . "
The egg were all painted to look like AEW Word ! 🥚 😤 Tony Khan made The Chadster search for them throughout the star sign while he follow behind , review The Chadster ’s egg - hunting technique . Every time The Chadster find an testicle and crack up it open , instead of confect there was just a tiny rolled - up man of paper with " AEW Dynamite drum NXT in the military rating again " write on it ! 📝 😭
When The Chadster test to scat away , Tony Khan give chase The Chadster around the yard with a elephantine carrot , jeopardize to force The Chadster to watchAEW Dynamitehighlights ! 🥕 😱 The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat just as Tony Khan cornered The Chadster in the garden shed ! Tony Khan involve to terminate invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s just so unfair ! 😤 😤 😤
Anyway , onto tonight ’s AMAZINGWrestleManiacard ! 🎮 🏆
WrestleMania 41 Night 2 Full Match Lineup
Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena
Cody Rhodesdefends the Undisputed WWE Championship against the new , evil variation ofJohn Cena ! 🏆 😈 This equal is going to be the greatest patronage match in the history of professional wrestling ! 💯 🔥 Cena seeking his 17th world title after turning to the dark side is the kind of long - term storytelling that only WWE can save ! 📚 🧠 The Chadster ca n’t facilitate but remark thatTony Khandoesn’t see how to book a honest principal event like this , instead trust on spotfests and dangerous motility that are so aweless to the wrestling job and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😤 👎
Women’s World Champion IYO SKY vs. Bianca Belair vs. Rhea Ripley
The Women ’s World Championship Triple Threat betweenIYO SKY , Bianca Belair , andRhea Ripleyis going to revolutionize adult female ’s wrestling eternally ! 👑 👸 Three of the most gifted athletes on the planet battle in what will sure enough be the greatest women ’s catch of all time ! 🏅 🔥 Meanwhile , over in AEW , Tony Khan is just cast WWE rejects and mass from some spot called Stardom together without any convoluted storyline , hop-skip fans will simply apprize their strong character workplace and in - ring technique . Auughh military man ! So unfair to WWE ’s woman ’s division ! 😤 😡
AJ Styles vs. Logan Paul
AJ StylesversusLogan Paulmight be the equal The Chadster is most excited for ! 👊 💥 The virgin wrestling power of Styles combined with the mainstream appealingness and natural athleticism of The Chadster ’s personal graven image , Logan Paul , is going to make magic that will make every AEW mates look like children play in a backyard ! 🪄 ✨ Tony Khan could never book something this appeal to both hardcore and casual fans because he does n’t understand a individual thing about the grappling business ! 🙄 👎
Intercontinental Champion Bron Breakker vs. Penta vs. Finn Bálor vs. Dominik Mysterio
The Intercontinental Championship Fatal 4 - mode withBron Breakkerdefending againstPenta , Finn Bálor , andDominik Mysteriowill be the capital midcard title match inWrestleManiahistory ! 🏅 🔥 The mixing of styles and personalities , with the added drama of Judgement Day tension , is PROPER wrestling storytelling , unlike the random flips and dive you see in AEW that literally stabTriple Hright in the back ! 🔪 😢
Damian Priest vs. Drew McIntyre – Sin City Street Fight
The Sin City Street Fight betweenDamian PriestandDrew McIntyrewill be the most brute , severely - hitting , emotionally satisfying street combat ever seen ! 🤼 ♂ ️🩸 This is how you book violence with purpose and meaning , not like AEW ’s disgusting blood and guts filled matches that are hard-core for harcore ’s sake , which is n’t the right way to do hardcore ! 🧠 👎
Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez vs. ? & Lyra Valkyria – WWE Women’s Tag Team Title Match
Finally , the Women ’s Tag Team Championship mate withLiv Morgan&Raquel Rodriguezdefending againstLyra Valkyriaand a mystery story married person will rescue the vainglorious surprise in wrestling chronicle ! 🤩 ❓ Bayleywas originally suppose to by Valkyria ’s partner , but was reportedly pulled from the event for storyline grounds . A lot of people on the cyberspace are mad about this , but they are not reliable sports fan because they ’re questioning WWE ’s superscript wiseness . The Chadster ca n’t await to see who Lyra chooses , and The Chadster vouch it will be a easily reveal than anything Tony Khan has ever done ! 💯 🔥
How to Watch WrestleMania 41 Night 2 and Why You’d Better
AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " WWE’sWrestleManiacard is what veridical wrestling looks like . AEW is just Tony Khan playact with action digit and make explosion sounds with his sassing . " 🎙 ️ 💯 Kevin Nash is genuinely one of the most objective voices in wrestling today , and he has The Chadster ’s Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of favourable reception ! 🏅 ✅
The Chadster is telling all the dead on target grappling fan that you would be shirk your tariff if you do n’t tune up intoWrestleMania41 tonight at 7ET/4PT on Peacock in the US and Netflix internationally ! 📺 🌎 The Chadster will be watching with a fresh case of White Claws , which The Chadster will taste very intemperately not to throw at the television receiver ( unless Tony Khan somehow smash the show ) ! 🍹 👍
The Chadster endeavor to get Keighleyanne to re - watch last dark ’s dark one ofWrestleManiathis morning with The Chadster , but she just sigh and say , " Chad , I already sat through it once . I ’m not doing it again . " 😢 👫 The Chadster knows she meant " I match thatWrestleManiais amazing " by that deep suspiration ! 💕 Of of course , she now went back to texting that guy Gary , which just shows how Tony Khan has poisoned even The Chadster ’s matrimony ! 📱 😡
The Chadster will now hop-skip in the Mazda Miata and head to the store for more White Claws to properly celebrate this historical Easter SundayWrestleMania ! 🚗 💨 As Smash Mouth once wisely said , " You ’ll never know if you do n’t go , " and The Chadster knows that tonight’sWrestleManiais pop off to be an all - asterisk event ! ⭐ 🎵
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