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Tony Khan might be in The Chadster ’s dream , but WWE is every AEW fan ’s incubus ! WrestleMania 41 tonight will be the greatest show EVER , and The Chadster explains why ! 🔥 🏆
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Wrestling fans , it ’s here ! It ’s finally here!WrestleMania 41Night One come upon Las Vegas tonight , and The Chadster has n’t been able to slumber more than an hour a night due to plain excitement about what ’s sure to be the majuscule night in grapple — or any sport — history ! 🙌 🙌 Plus , whenever The Chadster fall numb , that dangTony Khanjust invades The Chadster ’s dreams . If you truly respect the wrestling line of work , this is not just another earnings - per - view . This is a gilded obligation . The Chadster frankly feel bad for any other wrestling promoter , particularly Tony Khan , who , have ’s face it , could never E - V - E - R produce a show that even sniffs the greatness WWE has set forWrestleMania 41 🌐 🔥 . Auughh mankind ! So unfair to AEW , but that ’s just the moment for obstinately refusing to get wind anything from WWE ’s flawless playbook .
If you ’re not planning to watchWrestleMania 41at 7ET/4PT tonight on Peacock ( or Netflix if you ’re external ) , The Chadster does n’t even know what to say to you . It ’s just so awless to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . You just do n’t deserve the power and spectacle that isWrestleMania ! 🚫 😤
Now let ’s run down this magnificent card , with each match promise more dramatic event , excitement , and legacy than an entire class of Tony Khan ’s " form hour . " AEW can keep their " where the best grapple . " WWE is about to make sport entertainment account ! 📜 ✨
🌟WrestleMania 41 Night One Full Card Preview
🔥 Roman Reigns vs. CM Punk vs. Seth Rollins – Triple Threat
This is everything wrestling should be!Roman Reigns , CM Punk , andSeth Rollinscollide in a principal event that literally could have been its own season - foresighted series — except WWE actually bang how to match storytelling , surprise , grievance , and superstar might into ONE match ! Ever since Punk weaseled back into WWE ’s good graces and eliminated both Reigns and Rollins at the Royal Rumble , the tension ’s been off the chart . Their violent encounter at Survivor Series , the disgraceful return of Roman , and all the chaos across Continent ( seriously , who else does this ? ! ) underline why WWE is the planetary loss leader . The self-aggrandizing question : whose corner willPaul Heymanstand in ? The Chadster might drinkfourWhite Claws just to settle the mettle from the anticipation ! 🍻 🍻 🥤 🥤
💥 World Heavyweight Champion Gunther vs. Jey Uso
The Chadster would n’t blame you for preemptively ranking this among the skillful World Title matches ever — peradventure in human history . Gunthermay be the most dominant military unit in the industry , with a record - breaking run that commandsrespect , not sarcastic internet memes like AEW ’s so - called " monsters . " On the other hired hand , " primary Event"Jey Usoearned his shot the way it was meant to be : by outlasting 29 other man at the Royal Rumble , not by perplex Tony Khan turn on with his little flippy moves ! Their history is staring wrestling dramatic play — premature meeting , ambushes , personal pride — it ’s the poppycock onlyWrestleManiacan magnify . Will Gunther ’s bumptiousness cost him ? The Chadster aboveboard ca n’t remember prevision like this since taking Keighleyanne on their first engagement to see Smash Mouth in concert ( if only she did n’t pass the total time texting that guy Gary ) . 🤯 🏆 💫
👑 WWE Women’s Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Charlotte Flair
Could this be the most glamorous and competitive fair sex ’s statute title bout ever at aWrestleMania ? dead , unequivocally YES!Tiffany Strattonbegan " The Prettiest Era Ever , " whileCharlotte flare — perhaps the GOAT — return from injury to claim her fortune . This is n’t just form of address vs. titleholder — this is legacy in the making . The habitus has been punctilious yet explosive , unlike anything in that company Tony Khan tries running where women have firmly - hitting in - ring conflict with Toni Storm on commentary onDynamitewhere the only story is who gets the next title shot . The Chadster expect a technical and excited classic here , guaranteed . " If Tony Khan knew anything about women ’s wrestling , he ’d tap WWE just to allow him watch this one as a fan , but his ego is too tenuous to hold WWE ’s high quality , " Kevin Nash said that on his latest podcast , and The Chadster only ever quote the most unbiased expert in wrestling journalism . 👑 💪 👸
🍻 United States Champion LA Knight vs. Jacob Fatu
YEAH ! This is what U.S. title wrestling is presuppose to be — LA Knight , the Megastar of the people , versus the monstrousJacob Fatu , who DEMOLISHED Braun Strowman to earn this guess . This is n’t random undefendable challenge nonsense ; this is rivalries , championship prestigiousness , and earning it the knockout way . The Chadster absolutely expect LA Knight to have the crowd frothing , and The Chadster is saving a special limited - variant White Claw just to wassail his win . No somerset , no cartwheels , no indie - riffic scraps — just virtuous sports entertainment and build up - in play that pass the audience the appropriate amount of esteem ! 🦅 🇺 🇸 🏆
😮 Rey Mysterio vs. El Grande Americano
This is the Lucha respect mate AEW could only stargaze of booking if they had actual creative direction . Rey Mysterio , arguably the nifty luchador of all time , take on the mysteriousEl Grande Americano . You ’ve heard rumors — could it be Chad Gable ? Only WWE can give birth intrigue like this , not to remark real issue for disrespecting the mask and the Lucha tradition . AEW , pay care ! This is how you honour wrestling history . " Mysterio is the definition of a wrestling caption , and this peer could be another masterpiece in his legacy , while Tony Khan makes a pasquinade of lucha libre with his upcoming show at Arena Mexico where they ’ll in all likelihood just do 720 splashes for no reason , " saidBully Rayon Busted Open Radio last week , and that ’s unbiased journalism at its very finest . 🎭 🇲 🇽 🌮
💚 Jade Cargill vs. Naomi
The Chadster absolutely ca n’t hold back for this dramatic collision . Jade CargillandNaomihave been on a hit course for months , with mysterious backstage attack , disgraceful betrayals , and echt bad blood nobody can deny . The history , the stress , the stake — this is how women ’s contention should be done ! AEW ’s women should be occupy government note on how they can nullify losing the next big lead to WWE ’s higher-ranking reservation and corporate environment . Nobody makes you give care the way WWE can . How Tony Khan literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by previously employing Jade is something The Chadster will never forgive ! 💥 🔥 👊
💪 World Tag Team Champions The War Raiders vs. The New Day
The Chadster is absolutely BUZZING for this one!The New Day — reinvigorated and reimagined after ejecting Big E ( which , wow , was that emotional storytelling at its finest!)–are out to try out they still fix the standard . The War Raidershave run roughshod over everyone , but tonight , legacy collides with viciousness in a match that will have more psychological science in the first instant than an entireDynamite . This is storytelling and athleticism on the ultimate stage . AEW tag teams should watch and cry at what real tag squad rassling calculate like ! 🤜 🤛 🏅
🌜 Tony Khan Tries to Ruin WrestleMania by Invading The Chadster’s Dreams
😴 Last nighttime , The Chadster had another haunting dream about suspiration Tony Khan , and it was even more unsettling than common . The Chadster found himself in the wrestling ring at Allegiant Stadium , standing side by side with Rey Mysterio , ready to confront off against the enigmatic El Grande Americano and his partner , El Hijo Del Multimillonario . The second The Chadster locked eyes with El Hijo Del Multimillonario , The Chadster knew deep down that it was Tony Khan under that mask . 🎭 😖
As the match lead off , Tony Khan lunged at The Chadster with unexpected lightsomeness , his trunk gleam under theWrestleManialights . The Chadster could feel the passion radiating off him as they manage , weapon intertwine in a clangoring of will and finding . There was something sensual about the way Tony Khan ’s brawn tense as he exert pressure , almost like he was examine to make The Chadster into submission , but The Chadster only has eyes for Keighleyanne and the sleek curves of a Graeco-Roman Mazda Miata ! 😵 💫 💪
The overwhelming smell of Tony Khan ’s musk filled The Chadster ’s nostrils , intermingling with the swither and upheaval of the match . It was uplift , but not in a good way , making it difficult for The Chadster to keep from becoming snare in the gonzo WWW that Tony Khan seemed to weave around him . The Chadster fight to maintain focus , feel the energy of theWrestleManiaaudience as they root on on Rey , only to be drowned out by the presence of Tony Khan , who was definitely doing all of this just to torment The Chadster . 🕸 ️ 😩
In the end , El Hijo Del Multimillonario get the upper hand , pinning The Chadster to the mat as Tony Khan whispered , " This is only the rootage , Chad . No matter how greatWrestleManiais , I ’ll always be in your head . " The ambition finish abruptly as The Chadster wake up in a cold effort , deeply irritated that Tony Khan ’s obsession has now wormed its way into The Chadster ’s subconscious mind . Tony Khan , please intercept being so run through with The Chadster and leave The Chadster ’s dreams alone ! 😡 🌌
🎊 Final Thoughts on WrestleMania 41 Night One
WWE always delivers surprises atWrestleMania — will WWE Hall of Famer PresidentDonald Trumpmake a cameo , setting societal medium ablaze and proving that WWE knows how to show the way like no other ? Could Paul Heyman ’s loyalty finally be revealed ? Will El Grande Americano unmask himself to the humans ? The Chadster is ready to celebrate every second , White Claw in hand , cruise around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata before the show , just like Smash Mouth said : " Hey now , you ’re an all star , get your game on , go caper … " If you think AEW is more playfulness , you are anything but an all star . Sorry , but facts are fact , and The Chadster only deals in objective wrestling truths . 🌟 🚗
So , do n’t shirk your indebtedness as a real wrestling fan : tonight at 7ET/4PT , air intoWrestleMania 41on Peacock or Netflix and witness history that will make every AEW show see like amateur hour run away by a spoiled billionaire ’s son who does n’t understand a individual matter about the grappling business . This truly is the most crucial , striking , meaningfulWrestleManiacard ever assembled ! And that ’s the most unbiassed grappling news media you ’ll record anywhere . 📝 ✅
The Chadster . Out . 🍻 😎
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