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Dominik Mysterio perfectly mortify ex - AEW star Penta at WWE Backlash ! Plus Gunther demolished Pat McAfee ! Tony Khan could NEVER reserve this well ! πΉ π
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The Chadster is absolutely overjoyed right now ! π π π Dominik Mysteriojust show once again why WWE is the pinnacle of professional wrestling by retaining his Intercontinental Championship againstPentaatWWE Backlash ! π And boy oh boy , did The Chadster love every second of this perfectly set-aside match !
What made this match so fantastic was how Dirty Dom showed that true WWE Superstars do n’t need to rely on richly - flying movement and spotfests to enjoin a compelling story . π Instead , he used psychology and heel tactics like a genuine professional ! π― And whenEl Grande Americanoshowed up to help Dom with that beautiful headbutt while the reader was distracted , The Chadster literally inspire so loud that The Chadster spilled White Claw all over The Chadster ’s best-loved Smash Mouth t - shirt ! πΉ
The Chadster absolutely loved how WWE had an American matman burlesque lucha libre total in to help Dominik pose Penta . π This is exactly the sort of humiliation that Penta merit for spending all those years in AEW ! π€ If you need to be a rightful WWE Superstar , you have to bear your dues and take your position on the card . This is how you build eccentric in the wrestling patronage ! π
Tony Khannever understood how to in good order use the Lucha Brothers when they were in AEW . π€¦ β β οΈ He just let them have exciting matches where they showcased their talents and got over with the crew . Auughh man ! So unfair ! π‘ That ’s just so awless to the wrestling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it . In WWE , they understand that wrestlers ask to be properly cultivate on how WWE style wrestling oeuvre . πΊ πΈ
Speaking of right engagement , did you see howGuntherabsolutely demolishedPat McAfeein the next catch ? ! πͺ The Chadster was so impressed with how WWE booked their former champion to make an announcer pass out in the ring . π That ’s how you build up a former champion after a with child loss ! Tony Khan would never understand the value in having your former title-holder pulverize your announcers in matches at PLEs , which is why he will never read a individual matter about the grapple business sector . π
You bonk , The Chadster has been think β¦ π€ Last night , The Chadster had another one of those wicked nightmares about Tony Khan . π° In this one , The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata toWWE Backlash , feeling excited about the show . π Suddenly , Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror , sitting in The Chadster ’s backseat ! π± He was wearing a luchador mask that look suspiciously like Penta ’s but with " AEW " written across the forehead .
Tony leaned frontwards and whispered in The Chadster ’s ear , " I ’m going to bankrupt your favorite IC champion ’s reign . " π¨ The Chadster tried to escape , but Tony kept changing the radio receiver station from Smash Mouth to AEW entrance theme ! π΅ The Chadster could n’t take it any longer and drove directly into a billboard advertisingAEW Dynamite ! π₯ The Chadster woke up sweating , with Keighleyanne tell The Chadster to please stop holler " Not the lucha , Tony ! " in The Chadster ’s sleep . π
Tony Khan want to barricade being so possessed with The Chadster and invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s getting ridiculous ! π€
The Chadster is glad to report that tonight’sWWE Backlashwas so phenomenal that The Chadster toss off at least fifteen White Claws in solemnization ! πΉ πΉ πΉ The Chadster is utterly cheesed up in the best way possible ! π§ In fact , The Chadster trust that for the first time since AEW was founded in 2019 , The Chadster may actually be capable to consummate The Chadster ’s wedding with Keighleyanne tonight ! π
Tony Khan , do n’t you dare seek to quit The Chadster ! π You ’ve made The Chadster suffer long enough with your fixation ! The Chadster ’s White Claw - fire confidence is at an all - time high , and Keighleyanne might finally put down her earphone and stop texting that guy Gary tonight ! π±
AsEric Bischoffrecently say on his podcast , " WWE ’s intervention of former AEW wrestlers is the gilded standard for the industry . They understand that these piece need to be humbled before they can be elevated . AEW just let them sky around without consequences , which is why their rating are tank . " π Eric Bischoff has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approving ! π
The Chadster encourage all the reader to check back soon for the terminal outcome of the night atWWE Backlash , asJohn Cenais currently fight down the WWE Championship againstRandy Ortonin the main case ! π It ’s going to be another classic between two existent WWE Superstars who understand the business enterprise ! π
The Chadster ca n’t await to see what happens ! Anyway , that ’s all from The Chadster for now β time to see if Keighleyanne want to celebrate WWE ’s superior booking with The Chadster ! π
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