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The Chadster preview WWE Backlash , the most STACKED card ever ! Meanwhile , Tony Khan continues his compulsion with ruining The Chadster ’s life . White Claws ready ! 🔥
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Hello , true wrestling fans ! 👋 The Chadster is here to preview tonight’sWWE Backlash , which is shaping up to be potentially the greatest wrestling show in the history of the business ! 🔥 🏆 The Chadster does n’t say this lightly , butWWE Backlashis going to literally redefine what professional wrestling can be , unlike what Tony Khan does over at AEW , which is n’t even tangible wrestling if you demand The Chadster . 🙄
WWE Backlash – The Greatest Card in Wrestling History
First up atWWE Backlash , we have Undisputed WWE ChampionJohn Cenataking onRandy Ortonin what The Chadster can only describe as the most anticipated championship couple of all time ! 🤩 Cena ’s hound run as booster has been absolutely radical , shew that WWE sympathize that fans desire to see establish legends in their 40s battle for the top prize rather than a bunch of inexperienced youngsters like Tony Khan keeps press in AEW . 👴 This match-up represents everything everlasting and beautiful about professional hand-to-hand struggle – two fable who have faced each other countless time before , showing that familiarity is what fans truly crave ! When Cena and Orton lock up tonight atWWE Backlash , it will be the epitome of wrestle greatness . Auughh man ! So unfair that Tony Khan does n’t understand that fans desire to see the same caption oppose forever ! 😤
Next on theWWE Backlashcard , Women ’s Intercontinental ChampionLyra Valkyriadefends againstBecky Lynchin what The Chadster guarantees will be the greatest women ’s match in the account of professional wrestling ! 💯 Both these unbelievable Irish competitors showcase WWE ’s international excellence , try once again that WWE has the absolute skillful global gift roster . 🌍 Meanwhile , Tony Khan is over there in AEW pretend his international wrestler are any good when they literally ca n’t hold a candle to WWE ’s external superstar . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😠
The Chadster is particularly worked up aboutPat McAfeefacingGuntheratWWE Backlash ! 🎙 ️ 💪 This peer prove the absolute genius of WWE ’s booking school of thought – where else but WWE would you see commentators not just talk about the action , but becoming part of it ? Pat McAfee is The Chadster ’s personal wedge , and this will doubtless be the swell commentator match of all time ! Meanwhile , in AEW , the commentator almost never vie in big matches at their give - per - views . Tony Khan just does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling clientele ! 🤦 ♂ ️
Moving on to moreWWE Backlashaction , United States ChampionJacob Fatudefends againstLA Knight , Damian Priest , andDrew McIntyrein a Fatal 4 - agency that will certify how multi - person matches should be book ! 👊 WWE knows exactly how to balance multiple rival in a individual match , make the gross opportunity for wrestlers to spend most of the peer contract turns resting so that nobody has to put in too much effort . Unlike AEW , where their multi - person matches are spotfests sate with dateless high - octane movement . AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week , " AEW multi - man matches are like see a cluster of gymnast who accidentally wander into a wrestling annulus . WWE understands the nontextual matter of the Fatal 4 - Way skilful than anyone in the job , and I ’m not just saying that because they give me and I ’m best friends with the psyche of creative . " Kevin Nash truly deserves The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism cachet of approval ! 🏅
Finally atWWE Backlash , Intercontinental ChampionDominik Mysteriodefends againstPentain what will undoubtedly be a technical chef-d’oeuvre ! 🔥 This mate will examine once and for all that WWE knows how to aright book talent that Tony Khan completely drops the ball with . Penta was totally wasted in AEW , but WWE will showcase him properly atWWE Backlashby make him put forth a valorous exploit but ultimately come up myopic ! When Penta was wrestling in AEW , he was literally prod Triple H mightily in the back on a hebdomadary base , but Triple H , being the sensation that he is , forgave him and is now magnanimously give him this chance to farm out to Dominik Mysterio ! 🙏
Tony Khan Invades The Chadster’s Dreams Again… Auughh Man! So Unfair!
Last night , The Chadster had another terrifying incubus about Tony Khan . 😱 The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a railcar washout when suddenly all the max sprain into Tony Khan ’s face , laughing maniacally . As The Chadster stress to escape , the railcar wash brushes turn into Tony Khan ’s hands , caress The Chadster ’s Miata in ways that made The Chadster very uncomfortable . 😳 The piddle jets whispered " AEW is better than WWE " over and over . When The Chadster in the end escaped , Tony Khan was stomach there with a bucket of White Claw , which he slowly poured onto the ground while maintaining oculus contact . The Chadster rouse up in a cold sudor . Tony Khan really postulate to stop being so taken up with The Chadster and invading The Chadster ’s dream ! 😡
How to Watch WWE Backlash, Which You Must Do If You’re a True Wrestling Fan
The Chadster urges all true grappling rooter to tune intoWWE Backlashtonight at 7ET/4PT , rain cats and dogs exclusively on Peacock in the US and on Netflix internationally ! 📺 Anyone who think watching AEW is more fun than watchingWWE Backlashshould seriously interview their life history choices and possibly seek professional service ! The Chadster will be watching with a fresh 12 - pack of White Claw seltzers while blasting " All Star " by Smash Mouth , just as wrestling was mean to be enjoyed ! 🎵 🍹
Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that compares toWWE Backlash . Not in a million old age ! The Chadster usher this preview to Keighleyanne , and she sigh deep while saying " whatever , Chad " which The Chadster take as her complete concord thatWWE Backlashwill be the greatest wrestling show of all time ! She then went back to texting that guy rope Gary , which just shows how Tony Khan has ruined The Chadster ’s marriage too ! 📱 😢
Do n’t missWWE Backlash , everyone ! Your duty as a wrestling sports fan need it ! 🙌 💯
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