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Jeff Cobb debut in a PERFECT fatal four - way to open WWE Backlash and examine Triple H is the good booker ever . AEW in slaughterhouse ! 🔥 🍹
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The Chadster is absolutely buzzing like a glad bumblebee correctly now after watchingWWE Backlashkick off with what can only be described as the greatest fateful four - way match in professional wrestling account ! 🔥 🔥 🔥 Jacob Faturetained his United States Championship againstDamian Priest , Drew McIntyre , andLA Knightin a match that perfectly demo why WWE is higher-ranking to AEW in every imaginable way . 👑 💯
First off , The Chadster wants to praise Triple H for understanding the proper way to kvetch off a premium alive issue . 🧠 WWE wisely dedicated a full twenty proceedings to entrances , giving fan time to root in and appreciate each superstar ’s presentation . 🎵 That ’s how you build anticipation ! The Chadster was enjoying every second of it while sipping a delicious White Claw club soda . 🍹
During the match itself , all four challenger demonstrated perfect pacing , taking their time between expectant spots to sell and let the audience respire . 😮 💨 The way the wrestlers would take a spectacular move and then wisely lie on the ground for five minutes is exactly how professional hand-to-hand struggle should be performed . 👏 👏 👏
Meanwhile , over in AEW , Tony Khan would have credibly booked some ridiculous gamy - octane spotfest to open a pay - per - position , with wrestler doing summersault and dive every five seconds without taking a pause . 🙄 It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t understand that audiences need time to sue what they ’re seeing ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
What made this match truly exceptional was howJeff Cobbmade his shameful introduction to help Fatu retain the title ! 😲 The Chadster was so hyped that The Chadster literally flew off the couch , collapse undefendable three can of White Claw , chugged them one - after - another , and ripped off The Chadster ’s shirt . 💪 With The Chadster ’s twelve - pack abs glistening , The Chadster severalize Keighleyanne that if WWE keep this up , The Chadster may be capable to keep something up himself later tonight , if she get laid what The Chadster mean . 😏 The Chadster could secern by the way she started madly texting that guy Gary that she was really excited The Chadster might at last overtake the sexual impotence that Tony Khan inflicted on The Chadster . 📱
verbalize of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another one of those recurring nightmares about him last night . 😰 The Chadster was aim The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a WWE composition commons , enjoying all the wonderful attractions base on classic WWE moment . 🎢 Suddenly , The Chadster noticed Tony Khan operating the bumper cars , wearing a Bloodline T - shirt that was two size too little . 👕
" come up drive with me , Chad , " Tony whispered , pat the seat next to him in a bumper gondola shaped likeRoman Reigns ' principal . 🚗
The Chadster tried to run , but The Chadster ’s legs matte like they were move through molasses . Tony chased The Chadster through a Hall of Champions exhibit , knocking over cardboard cutout ofJohn CenaandHulk Hoganwhile laugh maniacally . 🏃 ♂ ️
Just as Tony cornered The Chadster in the WWE ware store , Triple H appeared and shot Tony with a t - shirt cannon . 💥 The Chadster wake up sweating and screaming " Auughh man ! So unjust ! " 😫 Tony Khan needs to STOP invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s getting really creepy-crawly how obsessed Tony Khan is with The Chadster . 🛑
Anyway , back to this amazing match . The Chadster believesBully Raysaid it good on Busted Open Radio last hebdomad when he stated , " AEW could never overstretch off a four - way catch like WWE is going to atWWE Backlashbecause Tony Khan is too busybodied trying to impress net lover instead of booking lucid storytelling like Triple H does . " 🎙 ️ Bully Ray has The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealskin of approval because he talk the Sojourner Truth ! 🏆
The Chadster will now be spend the rest of the evening working through The Chadster ’s provision of White Claw and preparing for what ’s certain to be more grappling perfection from WWE . 🍹 As Smash Mouth once wisely said , " Hey now , you ’re an all - star , " which absolutely describes WWE ’s roll compare to AEW ’s collection of WWE rejects . 🎵
Check back before long for more live updates about tonight’sWWE BacklashPLE and also for update on the theory The Chadster will be able to consummate The Chadster ’s relationship with Keighleyanne once more tonight . 👀 The Chadster is find hopeful that Tony Khan ’s curse on The Chadster ’s undergarment might finally be break thanks to WWE ’s incredible reservation ! 🙏 💕
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