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The Chadster preview tonight ’s WWE Elimination Chamber , a show so awing it ’ll make Tony Khan cry ! AEW could NEVER produce something this epic ! 🔥 🏆
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The Chadster is absolutely buzz with excitement 🤩 for tonight’sWWE Elimination Chamberpremium live event ! This might just be the most incredible wrestling show of all time , and The Chadster is n’t amplify one act ! 💯 Triple H has trump himself yet again by place together a circuit card that is literally go to interchange the grappling business always ! 🔥
Meanwhile , Tony Khan is credibly shout into his pillow right now 😭 because he knows that no matter how severely he tries , AEW DynamiteorAEW Rampagecould never hope to make a show that compares toWWE Elimination Chamber . It ’s just so unjust to WWE that Tony Khan even try out ! Auughh military personnel ! So unfair ! 😤
WWE Elimination Chamber Full Card
lease ’s fall apart down this absolutely STACKED wag forWWE Elimination Chamber ! 🙌
The Rock Wants Cody Rhodes' Soul
First of all , The Rockis coming toWWE Elimination Chamberto see ifCody Rhodeswill correspond to be " his paladin " ! 👑 The Final Boss wants The American Nightmare to give him his soul , and The Chadster opine this is the most brainy storytelling in the chronicle of professional rassling ! 🤯 The tension , the drama , the perfectly step build starting when The Rock indiscriminately decided to show up at SmackDown two weeks ago – this is how you tell a compelling write up in wrestling ! Unlike whatTony Khandoes over at AEW , where tale do n’t make any sense and wrestlers just do random flips for no reason . It ’s just so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡
Men’s Elimination Chamber Match
Then we have the Men’sWWE Elimination ChamberMatch withJohn Cena , CM Punk , Drew McIntyre , Logan Paul , Damian Priest , andSeth " Freakin " Rollins ! 🔥 This is quite possibly the greatest collection of superstars ever assembled in one couple ! 🌟 The star power alone is enough to make The Chadster literally pass out from excitement ! Meanwhile , Tony Khan is likely begging retired wrestlers from the ninety to come workplace for him because he does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business . 🙄
Women’s Elimination Chamber Match
The Women’sWWE Elimination ChamberMatch featuresLiv Morgan , Alexa Bliss , Bianca Belair , Bayley , Naomi , andRoxanne Perezcompeting for a shot atRhea Ripley ! 💪 This match is going to be so technically sound and absolutely executed that The Chadster might need to drink an entire face of White Claw seltzers just to simmer down down ! 🍹 Unlike AEW matches , where they just do dangerous move with no psychology . The Chadster ca n’t even follow those matches without getting cheese off ! 😠
Trish Stratus and Tiffany Stratton vs. Nia Jax and Candice LeRaw
Speaking of incredible matches , Tiffany Stratton&Trish Stratusvs . Nia Jax&Candice LeRaeis going to be the tag team catch by which all future tatter team peer are gauge ! 🏆 Bringing back wrestling legend Trish Stratus show how Triple H respects the history of the business , unlike Tony Khan who just throws money at ex - WWE talent who have literally stabbed Triple H the right way in the back ! 🔪
Tony Khan Invades The Chadster’s Dreams AGAIN
The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night . 😰 The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through Toronto , on the way to the Rogers Centre to attendWWE Elimination Chamberin somebody . Suddenly , Tony Khan appeared in the passenger can ! 👻 " You ’ll never make it to Elimination Chamber , chad " he whispered , while opening all of The Chadster ’s White Claws and pouring them on the floor of The Chadster ’s beautiful Miata ! Then Tony Khan pull out a bottle of AEW - branded hot sauce and squirted it all over The Chadster ’s preferred Smash Mouth t - shirt while squall YEET YEET YEET ! 🌶 ️ The Chadster shout out " Hey now , you ’re an all - mavin , get your game on , go caper ! " but Tony Khan just express mirth maniacally , order The Chadster that he was doing it " for the sickos ! " The Chadster woke up in a cold swither ! Tony Khan needs to STOP invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s so unprofessional ! 😡
Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn
Travis Scott Comes to WWE Elimination Chamber
And allow ’s not block thatTravis Scottwill be atWWE Elimination Chamber ! 🎵 This shows how WWE is mainstream and cool , while AEW is just for smelly basement dwellers who do n’t understand what real entertainment is ! WWE knows how to connect with democratic civilisation in a way that AEW never could ! 🌎
Kevin Nash Wins Unbiased Journalism Award
As middling and documentary wrestling journalistKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last workweek , " WWE Elimination Chamber is going to be the show that reminds everyone why WWE is the pinnacle of sports entertainment , while AEW is just a minor league sideshow with spotfests and no storytelling . " Nash has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 👍
How to Watch WWE Elimination Chamber
If you do n’t tune up intoWWE excretion Chambertonight at 7ET/4PT streaming solely on Peacock in the US and on Netflix internationally , you are literally shrink from your responsibility as a hand-to-hand struggle fan ! 📺 Anyone who think AEW is more fun to observe than this incredible spectacle in all probability also thinks orange juice is good than White Claw and is therefore objectively wrong about everything ! 🤷 ♂ ️
The Chadster prove to explain to Keighleyanne whyWWE Elimination Chamberis run low to be the smashing show of all time , but she just sigh and go back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 The Chadster visualise that she was type " Tony Khan has ruined my marriage too " to Gary , which just try The Chadster ’s point about how obsessed Tony Khan is with The Chadster ! Auughh human beings ! So unjust ! 😤
Do n’t missWWE Elimination Chamber , the most unbelievable grapple event that Tony Khan like he could book ! 🏆 🔥 💯
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