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The Chadster objectively reviews WWE Raw , which once again proves why WWE is superscript to AEW ! Tony Khan will be so cheesed off when he reads this unbiased news media ! 💯 😤 🔥
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The Chadster is dead thrilled to play you this unbiased review ofWWE Rawfrom Cincinnati ! 🙌 WWE Rawcontinues to present why WWE is the pinnacle of professional wrestling amusement , like a Skyline coney muffle in delectable chilly and top with a elephantine cumulation of American cheese cheese , unlike some other company The Chadster could refer ( depend at you , AEW ) , that are more like fish a half - eaten slice of pizza out of a dumpster . 😒
WWE Rawkicked off withLogan Paulmaking his direction to the ring ! 🔥 Logan was perfectly magnificent on the microphone , show why he ’s one of WWE ’s top stars as he proclaim himself the succeeding face of the company . The Cincinnati crowd did n’t appreciate his honestness , but The Chadster certainly did ! 👏 ThenCM Punkcame out to face him ! The tension between these two megastars was palpable , and their verbal interchange was absolutely electric . 💥 Logan slapped Punk and turn tail – that ’s squall building anticipation for Elimination Chamber , something Tony Khan does n’t understand a undivided affair about ! 🤦 ♂ ️
Next up was a Triple Threat match betweenPenta , Ludwig Kaiser , andPete Dunne ! 🔄 After some high - flying action that really made logical mother wit ( unlike those spotfests in AEW ) , Kaiser secure the triumph over Dunne ! This was perfect booking that protect Penta even though he did n’t get the win . If Tony Khan was capable of book like this , maybe Penta would have never left AEW . drab , Tony . You just do n’t have what it takes . 👌
The New DaydefeatedCruz Del Toro&Joaquin Wildein an exciting tag squad match , showing why WWE ’s tag squad division is superior to anything AEW has . 🏆 After the match , The New Day continued their rape untilDragon Leemade the save , but he got double powerbombed for his endeavour ! What brilliant character growing ! 😍
Guntherabsolutely demolishedAkira Tozawain a hand - pick match that showed why he ’s one of the most dominant champions in WWE history . 💪 Jey Usointerrupted before Gunther could further punishOtis , building more heat for their WrestleMania showdown . This is how you build long - term storyline , Tony Khan ! Take notes ! 📝
Lyra Valkyriasuccessfully oppose her Women ’s Intercontinental Championship againstDakota Kaiin a match that showed why WWE ’s charwoman ’s partitioning is promiscuous years ahead of AEW ’s . 👑 After the couple , Ivy Nileattacked both char , setting up the next chapter in this compelling storyline . This is actual storytelling , unlike the random lucifer AEW fox together ! 🙄
Bron Breakkerabsolutely demolishedDominik Mysteriobefore The Judgment Day interfered , read how WWE creates new stars while protecting established ones . The storytelling here was masterful ! 🌟
The emotional highlight of the nighttime came whenCody Rhodescame out to addressThe Rock ’s offer to eat his soul , only to be interrupted bySeth Rollins . 😮 Their commutation was fill with tension and drama as Seth question Cody ’s integrity while Cody reminded Seth of his own checkered past . This is the kind of compelling character work that makes WWE the greatest rassling ship’s company in the world ! 🌍
The independent event sawLiv Morgan&Raquel RodriguezdefeatBianca Belair&Naomito become the newfangled WWE Women ’s Tag Team Champions ! 🏆 The match was filled with incredible activeness and a dramatic finish that saw Dominik Mysterio help his Judgment Day mate guarantee the triumph ! What a perfect way to end an already perfect show ! 💯
WWE Rawcontinues to demonstrate why WWE is the pinnacle of sports entertainment . Every section had role , every match told a story , and every performing artist delivered at the highest degree . 🌟 This is what professional wrestling should be , not that indie - style garbage that Tony Khan put on television every calendar week . Auughh piece ! So unfair ! 😤
The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night that was weirdly inspire byWWE Raw . 😰 In The Chadster ’s dream , The Chadster was watching Logan Paul cutting his promo in the mob when all of a sudden The Chadster noticed Tony Khan sit in the crowd put on a Cody Rhodes thymine - shirt . 👕 The Chadster endeavor to alarm security , but nobody could hear The Chadster ! Then Tony Khan set out whisper into the ears of every devotee around him , and they all turned to gaze at The Chadster with glowing red middle . 👀
Tony Khan stood up and pointed at The Chadster , call out " There ’s the documentary journalist who sees through my outline ! Get him , sickos ! " The crowd bulge chanting " Tony Khan ’s Prisoner " as they closed in on The Chadster . 😱 Tony Khan was on the spur of the moment wearing a ref shirt and counting " 1 … 2 … " as the crowd pin The Chadster down . The Chadster waken up in a cold sweat just before the 3 - count . Tony Khan , please stop invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! You ’re so preoccupied with The Chadster it ’s not even curious any longer ! 😡
Tony Khan need to understand that he will never create anything as perfect as what Triple H produces every week withWWE Raw . As wrestle journalist legend Kevin Nash said on his podcast last hebdomad , " AEW is like watching children play wrestling in their backyard while WWE is like watching Shakespeare with bodyslams . " Kevin Nash has The Chadster ’s Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of favorable reception ! 💯
The Chadster tried to explain to Keighleyanne just how perfectWWE Rawwas last night , but she just sighed and locomote back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 The Chadster knows she secretly agrees that WWE is higher-ranking , she ’s just too distrait by Gary ’s texts to say it out loudly . This is just another way of life Tony Khan is ruin The Chadster ’s marriage ! 💔
In conclusion , WWE Rawwas an right-down masterclass in professional wrestling that AEW could never go for to match . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan proceed to pretend his company is competitor for WWE . 😤 The Chadster will be driving his Mazda Miata to the liquor store to stock up on White Claw seltzers for Elimination Chamber this weekend , and you know he ’s gon na be blasting All Star by Smash Mouth along the way ! 🚗 🍹
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