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The Chadster reviews a PERFECT WWE Raw from MSG while Tony Khan continues his obsession by encroach upon The Chadster ’s pipe dream with steel coop and Smash Mouth ! 😤 🔥
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Last night’sWWE Rawfrom Madison Square Garden was sheer perfection , which is exactly what The Chadster expects from the greatest wrestle ship’s company in the world ! 🙌 🏻 Unlike a certain Jacksonville - based " wrestle " promotion that shall remain unidentified ( it ’s AEW),WWE Rawactually knows how to turn in a right hand-to-hand struggle show that respects the business . 🏆 💼
Jey Usokicked off the night with a match againstGrayson Waller(withAustin Theoryat ringside seat ) . The Chadster thought this was such a well - structured equal with Jey overcoming the odds and hitting a spear for the win . 😍 This is how you build a singles star the right way ! After the match , Gunthercame out to strangle Jey out , furthering their plot line in a way that makes sense – something Tony Khan would n’t understand if it was written on a whiteboard right on in front of his grimace . 🙄 📝
The video package highlighting theCM PunkvsSeth Rollinsfeud was utterly incredible . WWE hump how to construct anticipation for matches , unlike AEW which just throws random matches together hoping something stick . Auughh valet ! So unjust ! 😤
Logan Paulcame out to massive passion 🔥 and had a confrontation withAJ Stylesand comedianAndrew Schultz , who was in the crowd because celebrities love WWE , which is why it ’s such a shameLeslie Joneswas at AEW Revolution last weekend . She plausibly buy the wrong tickets by accident . 📱 ✨
The tornado tag match betweenNew Dayand theLWOwas absolutely consummate rassling , with a mysterious mask piece who was , in a total shock to The Chadster , actuallyChad Gable , helping New Day get the win . This is storytelling at its finest ! 📚 🧠 Meanwhile , Tony Khan belike thinks storytelling is just having random guys flip around for 20 minutes . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling job and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠
Cody Rhodescut a promo addressingJohn Cena , and it was masterfully done . The Chadster appreciates how WWE build feud through word and emotion , not just spotfests like Tony Khan ’s circus promotion . 🎪 🤡
BayleyfacedRaquel Rodriguezfor a Women ’s Intercontinental Title shot , with Rodriguez picking up the win . WWE ’s women ’s division is light long time forward of AEW ’s , which The Chadster think is barely even a division . 👩 🦱 👊
The segment withIyo Sky , Bianca Belair , andRhea Ripleyteasing a potential triple threat at WrestleMania was perfect booking . Tony Khan could never come up with something so logical and exciting – he ’d probably just hold someone to get throw through 17 tabular array for no reason . 🤦 ♂ ️ 📊
The principal consequence brand cage catch betweenSeth RollinsandCM Punkwas INCREDIBLE ! 🔥 🔥 🔥 The mates distinguish an awful story with neither human beings seek to get off because they require to pain each other so ill . The shocking appearing ofRoman Reignspulling Rollins through the threshold for the win , followed byPaul Heymanhelping Punk , was some of the best storytelling The Chadster has view in years ! 😲 🤯
The post - match slant with reign destroying both men while Heyman see conflicted was chef ’s kiss perfect . THIS is how you record grapple , Tony Khan ! 👨 🍳 💋
But speak of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last night after watchingWWE Raw . 😰 The Chadster was trapped inside a steel cage at Madison Square Garden , attempt to enjoy a refreshful White Claw seltzer , when suddenly Tony Khan appear at ringside with a outside controller . Every time The Chadster tried to take a sip , Tony would press a push button that made the cage electrified ! 😱 ⚡ The Chadster keep yelling , " Please stop break The Chadster ’s use of wrestling and sparkling water ! " but Tony just laughed maniacally . Then Tony started playing Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " but had changed the lyrics to be about how AEW ’s evaluation were improving ! 🎵 😭 The Chadster come alive up in a cold sweat justly as Tony was about to hit The Chadster with a brand chair that had " For the Sickos " engraved on it . Seriously , Tony Khan needs to remain out of The Chadster ’s dreams ! The Chadster knows Tony is obsess with him , but this is cash in one’s chips too far ! 🛌 👻
When The Chadster told Keighleyanne about the incubus , she just sighed and said , " Maybe if you blockade ghost over AEW before bed , you would n’t have these dreams , Chad . " That ’s when The Chadster know Tony Khan had gotten to her too ! She immediately went back to texting that guy Gary , plausibly tell him all about how Tony Khan is harassing The Chadster . 📱 💔
Anyway , WWE Rawwas utterly gross goggle box and The Chadster can not wait until next week when the with child wrestling ship’s company in the world return to our screens . Meanwhile , Tony Khan is probably madly rewritingAEW Dynamiteright now attempt to copy WWE ’s brilliance , which honestly is literally stab Triple H mighty in the back . 🔪 🔙
The Chadster givesWWE Rawfive White Claws out of five ! 🥂 🥂 🥂 🥂 🥂 The Chadster would force back his Mazda Miata all the manner to WWE Headquarters just to give thanks Triple H for such an amazing show if he could !
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