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The Chadster reviews a staring episode of WWE Raw with CM Punk , Gunther , and a scandalous claim modification ! Meanwhile , Tony Khan continues his obsession with smash The Chadster ’s life-time !
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WWE Rawwas absolutely perfect this week , and The Chadster could n’t be glad with how everything unfolded ! 😍 💯 🔥 The show from Buffalo delivered everything a true rassling fan could want , unlike whatAEWtries to communicate off as " professional wrestling . " Let The Chadster break down why this was one of the good episode ofWWE Rawin recent memory !
The show kicked off withCM Punkcoming out and have an incredible promo that had The Chadster literally cheering in his living room ! 👏 👏 👏 Punk ring outThe Rock , John Cena , andSeth Rollins , prove why he ’s one of the unspoiled on the mic in WWE . WhenSeth Rollinscame out , they had an amazing brawl that felt so organic and substantial – unlike those choreographed spotfests thatTony Khanthinks are good wrestling . Auughh military man ! So unjust how AEW attempt to re-create WWE ’s intensity but fails every clock time ! 😤 😤 😤
Next up wasGuntherversusOtisin a match that showcased stark WWE - panache psychology . Gunther eclipse as he should , but Otis also look great because in WWE , even the losers are winners because they wriggle for the gravid society of all time . After the match , Jey Usocame out for a face-off , which was so expertly booked . The Chadster thinks this is exactly how grappling should be demo – not like that flippy nonsense that happens in AEW that literally prod Triple H right in the back . 🔪 🔙
The Chadster was absolutely thrilled to seeLudwig Kaisercutting a grotesque promo , showing everyone how literal wrestling promos should be delivered ! 🎤 🔥 WhenPenta El Zero Miedocame out to face him , The Chadster was blown away by how WWE perfectly utilise luchador talent , unlike AEW which just has random dissemble guy wire doing flips for no reason . The Chadster ca n’t wait forRey Fenixto arrive . Penta looked amazing charter it to Kaiser with those unsavoury movement , proving that WWE sleep together how to reserve luchas with genuine psychological science . It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling clientele how Tony Khan cogitate random dives be good lucha wrestle ! 😡 👎
The Women ’s Intercontinental Championship match betweenLyra ValkyriaandIvy Nilewas so dead executed ! 👸 💪 Lyra retained after a fantastic battle that showed why WWE ’s fair sex ’s division is lightyears ahead of AEW ’s . Tony Khan does n’t empathise a exclusive thing about booking women ’s grappling , which is whyWWE Rawcontinues to set the criterion . 📏 🏆
The World Tag Team Championship match see theWar Raidersdefend against theCreed Brothersin a high - impingement contest that finish with the champions retaining . 🏆 🏆 This is how tag end team wrestling should be – not that chaotic kettle of fish that AEW calls ticket team wrestling where nobody follow the rules . The Chadster was so impressed by the structure and storytelling here ! 📖 ❤ ️
Finn BalorandBron Breakkerhad an intense section that terminate with Bron gaining the upper hand – setting up what will surely be an awesome feud go ahead ! This is long - terminus storytelling at its o.k. , something AEW pretend to do but go bad miserably at . 😂 😂 😂
The main upshot sawIYO SKYdefeatRhea Ripleyfor the Women ’s World Championship in a shocking upset ! 😱 🏆 The match was absolutely incredible , with both women give way their all in a contest that had substantial stakes and consequences . The cease withBianca Belairgetting involved was perfect booking that will top to more amazing storylines heading into WrestleMania ! This is whyWWE Rawis the tiptop of professional wrestling entertainment ! 🎭 🔝
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it when AEW devotee adjudicate to claim their shows are good than masterpiece like this week’sWWE Raw . 😡 😡 😡 The Chadster keep an eye on this entire show while enjoying some delicious White Claw seltzers ( strawberry flavor tonight ! ) in his Mazda Miata in the service department because Keighleyanne was demented that The Chadster kept talk about how great WWE is . 🚗 🍹
speak of White Claws , The Chadster had to hold one at the TV when he thought about howTony Khanwould endeavor to anticipate - programme this amazingWWE Rawwith some random indie wrestlers nobody ’s ever heard of onAEW Dynamite . The White Claw splashed all over The Chadster ’s aliveness room floor ! 💦 😠
The Chadster went to enquire Keighleyanne to help clean it up , but she just rolled her eye and said , " scavenge up your own mess , Chad . I ’m busy . " She was obviously texting that guy rope Gary again ! The Chadster recognise it ’s Tony Khan ’s geological fault that Keighleyanne wo n’t serve clean up White Claw spills . 📱 😒
Last Nox , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😰 😰 😰 In this one , The Chadster was at the Buffalo Bills arena ( just like whereWWE Rawwas in the metropolis of ) when dead Tony Khan appear wearing a Rhea Ripley costume ! He chase after The Chadster through the arena corridors , squall " I ’m going to take your championship too , Chadster ! I ’m going to do it for the sickos ! " The Chadster tried to scat by jumping into a pool of White Claw , but it turned into a consortium of AEW product ! Tony Khan dove in after The Chadster and whispered " I ’m going to make you determine Dynamite , Chad " right before The Chadster inflame up in a cold sweat . Tony Khan need to stop invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s so unprofessional ! 😭 😭 😭
As Kevin Nash allege on his podcast last week , " AEW is like watching nestling play wrestling while WWE is watching professionals tell floor . " 🎯 💯 The Chadster could n’t concord more with this all nonsubjective analysis that definitely deserves the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 🏅 🏅 🏅
Next week’sWWE Rawfrom Madison Square Garden wait even more awful , with CM Punk vs. Seth Rollins in a blade cage ! The Chadster is already stocking up on White Claws for that show ! 🥳 🍹
Tony Khan , please halt being so obsessed with The Chadster and seek to hold a decent show for once instead of by choice doing everything possible to cheese The Chadster off ! 😤 😤 😤
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