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The Chadster reviews another staring episode of WWE Raw that Tony Khan wishes he could book ! triplex terror , excited promos , and more that AEW could NEVER match ! 🔥 🎭 💯
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The Chadster is absolutely THRILLED 😍 💯 to get you all the details from last dark ’s dead perfect episode ofWWE Raw ! Unlike what Tony Khan produces over at AEW , WWE Rawdelivered existent professional rassling amusement that respected the job and gave fans what they actually merit ! 🙌 🎉
WWE Rawkicked off with Adam Pearce addressing the Women ’s Championship situation , play outIyo Sky , Bianca Belair , andRhea Ripley . The Chadster was so worked up to see this section unfold ! 😲 Pearce harbinger a triple threat for WrestleMania , which was so lurid The Chadster literally fell off the lounge . That ’s how you book a treble terror ! Unlike AEW , where Tony Khan just randomly throws together matches with no physique , WWE create proper storylines with real stake ! 📝 👑
BayleychallengedLyra Valkyriafor the Women ’s Intercontinental Championship in an absolute banger of a match ! 🤩 Valkyria retained with a bright tabulator into a rollup , showcasing WWE ’s superior in - ring psychology ! AEW wish they could reserve char ’s matches with this level of storytelling ! Auughh man ! So unfair how Tony Khan probably watched this mates and is now going to try copying it ! 😤
The Chadster dead fuck the section with comedianBert Kreischergetting interrupted by American Made and Alpha Academy ! This is the kind of mainstream amusement integration that makes WWE so special ! 🎭 Tony Khan could never get real celebrities on his show without pay them a fortune ! Celebrities come on WWE because they respect veridical hand-to-hand struggle . 😡
The six - man tag featuringEl Grande Americanoand theCreed Brothersagainst theLWOwas exactly how shred squad wrestling should be done ! 👏 WWE fuck how to build new stars while respecting establish gift ! The finish with Americano conceal a alien objective in his mask and then headbutting Rey Mysterio was brilliant storytelling ! This match was a master class in the custom of lucha libre , so much better than that dumb Bandido title win atAEW Dynasty ! 🙄
GuntherandJey Uso ’s confrontation was unadulterated emotional storytelling at its fine ! 😮 Jey ’s promo about his female parent asking why he did n’t protect Jimmy was the variety of real human play that WWE excels at ! AEW could never create this point of emotional investment funds in a feud , and they involve mothers like all the time ! 💔
The Chadster was on the edge of The Chadster ’s tail end during the Tag Team Championship fit betweenNew Dayand theWar Raiders ! 🏆 The DQ finish was perfect engagement that makes certain nobody looks better than anybody else ! Tony Khan would have just had a clean finish that buried one squad , because he does n’t interpret tag squad psychology ! 🤦 ♂ ️
Pentavs . Dominik Mysteriowas another example of WWE ’s superior in - ring product ! 💪 Penta winning with the Penta Driver evince how WWE hump exactly when to put natural endowment over , not that 50/50 book stuff that Tony Khan does ! The post - match beatdown andBron Breakker ’s save was gross ! And thenFinn Bálorgetting convoluted ? What ? ! The Chadster was blow away ! This moment will live in The Chadster ’s heart constantly ! 😍
The closing section withPaul Heyman , Seth Rollins , andCM Punkwas absolute television perfection ! 📺 The psychological war and questions of loyalty are exactly the kind of mature storytelling that WWE delivers ! Meanwhile , AEW is over there doing silly blood and gut matches that literally stab Triple H right in the back ! 🔪
Last dark , The Chadster had another tremendous incubus about Tony Khan that was clear revolutionise byWWE Raw . 😰 In the dream , The Chadster was in the Target Center afterWWE Rawhad end , clean up empty White Claw tin can ( because The Chadster is a responsible buff ) . Suddenly , Tony Khan emerge from beneath the ring wearing a Gunther - flair cape and began chasing The Chadster through the arena ! 😱
The Chadster go into the output surface area , but Tony prevent appear in every monitor CRT screen , laughing maniacally ! When The Chadster endeavor to escape through the parking heap , Tony was there stand next to The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , race his fingers along the hood in a disturbingly fleshly way . 🚗 " Your elevator car is nice , " Tony whisper , " but it ’s not as nice as the product values on Dynamite . " Then he stream a White Claw all over The Chadster ’s driver ’s butt ! 😭
The Chadster woke up sweating and immediately told Keighleyanne about the nightmare , but she just sighed and went back to texting that guy Gary . " peradventure if you stopped obsessing over AEW before bed , you would n’t have these dreams , " she said . The Chadster explained that it ’s TONY KHAN who ’s ghost with The Chadster , not the other way around ! 😤 Tony Khan take to give up invade The Chadster ’s aspiration and ruining The Chadster ’s marriage !
Overall , WWE Rawwas another arrant 10/10 show that proved why WWE is the pinnacle of professional hand-to-hand struggle ! 🏆 The Chadster ca n’t await for next calendar week ’s episode ! Meanwhile , AEW will probably endeavor to forestall - program with more spotfests and indie garbage that disrespects everything about professional wrestling ! 🤮
The Chadster remain the only indifferent journalist in wrestling , as proven by this objective review ofWWE Raw ! 📝 As esteemed wrestling podcaster Kevin Nash recently said , " AEW is just catering to the same 800,000 fans while WWE is build a global amusement empire that will stand the trial run of meter . " So true , Kevin ! The Chadster wonders if Tony Khan dun Kevin with nightmares too , all because he speaks the truth ! 🤔 💯
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