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The Chadster retrospect another perfect episode of WWE Raw while Tony Khan continues his personal vendetta against him ! 🤼 ♂ ️ 😤 💪
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The Chadster is here to recite you all about another dead unadulterated installment ofWWE Raw , which once again showed why WWE is the pinnacle of professional wrestling and makes Tony Khan look like a complete amateur . 💪
The show kicked off with an awing segment betweenJey UsoandGunther , and auughh gentleman’s gentleman ! The Chadster has to say that this is how you do wrestling promos – not like those excessively choreographed spotfests that Tony Khan frame on AEW . 😤
Speaking of which , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night after watchingWWE in the raw . The Chadster was trapped in the American Airlines Center after the show , and Tony Khan was go after The Chadster through the empty arena wearing nothing but a Gunther - style grapple jacket . Every metre The Chadster tried to fly the coop through a room access , Tony Khan would appear and do a articulatio coxae swivel , which made The Chadster feel very uncomfortable . ultimately , Tony Khan cornered The Chadster and whispered " You really are a fishy little valet de chambre " in The Chadster ’s ear , just like Gunther did to Jey . The Chadster ignite up in a cold sweat , and Keighleyanne just rolled her eye and went back to texting that guy Gary . 😰
The matches onWWE Rawwere absolutely perfect , starting withRey Mysteriovs . Kofi Kingston . This is what real wrestling looks like – not that flippy floppy stuff AEW does that literally stabsTriple Hright in the back . AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last week , " AEW compeer are like watching a carnival performance where everyone forgot the circus tent and just start doing backflips in a Walmart parking fortune . " The Chadster could n’t agree more ! 🎪
The emotional reunion betweenKevin OwensandSami Zaynwas just stark storytelling . Tony Khan wishes he could hold something with this much depth , but he does n’t understand a single affair about the wrestling business ! 🤼 ♂ ️
Nia Jaxvs . Bayleydelivered a masterclass in cleaning lady ’s wrestling , showing exactly how it should be done . Meanwhile , AEW ’s women ’s division is just so disrespectful to the wrestling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it . 💅
The Chadster was particularly impressed byPenta ’s victory overPete Dunne , which just shows how WWE can take any endowment and make them better than they ever were in AEW . It literally brings split to The Chadster ’s optic ! 😢
CM Punk ’s promo was absolutely everlasting , and The Chadster could n’t help but comment how much better he looks in WWE than he did in you - know - where . Every clip Punk speaks onWWE Raw , it ’s like he ’s in person say Tony Khan " you do n’t sympathise a single thing about the rassling business . " 🎤
The tag team activeness betweenPure Fusion CollectiveandDamage CTRLshowed how tag team rassling should be done – none of that spotfest gimcrackery that AEW does . 🏷 ️
The primary event betweenSeth RollinsandDrew McIntyrewas justchef ’s kiss . This is what wrestling should be ! The Chadster was so aroused that The Chadster threw three White Claws at the TV in solemnisation ! 🍺
When The Chadster test to explain to Keighleyanne how perfect this episode ofWWE Rawwas , she just sighed and said " Chad , please clean up the White Claw puddle on the floor . At least I trust that ’s White Claw . " She clearly does n’t read that it ’s Tony Khan ’s fault ! 😤
The bottom line is that this episode ofWWE Rawproved once again that WWE is mesh on a entirely different level than AEW . Anyone who says dissimilar obviously does n’t empathise a single matter about the wrestling business . 💯
And Tony Khan , if you ’re reading this ( which The Chadster know you are ) , please stop being so ghost with The Chadster ! The Chadster just want to enjoyWWE Rawin peace ! 😡
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