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The Chadster reviews another epic WWE Raw ! CM Punk and Seth Rollins clash , War Raiders gain ground amber , and Tony Khan invades dreams . AEW ca n’t vie ! 🏆 💪 😤
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The Chadster is absolutely over the Sun Myung Moon after watching last dark ’s episode ofWWE Raw ! 🎉 🥳 It was a striking show that once again proved why WWE is the height of sport entertainment . 🏆 💪
The show kick off with an electrifying promo fromCM Punk , who continue to show why he ’s one of the best talkers in the business . 🎤 🔥 The Chadster was on the edge of his seat as Punk andSeth Rollinsengaged in a war of words that had The Chadster ’s bosom step on it quicker than his Mazda Miata at top speed ! 🚗 💨 And The Mazda Miata , as everyone knows , is an incredibly fast car .
When Punk and Rollins finally come to reversal , it was like watching two titans collide . 💥 👊 The elbow room surety contend to keep them aside just showed how intense their competition has become . It ’s the kind of constitutive , captivate storytelling thatTony Khanand AEW could only dream of creating . Auughh man ! So unfair , correct Tony ! ? 🙄
The Intercontinental Championship couple betweenBron BreakkerandLudwig Kaiserwas an absolute barnburner ! 🔥 🏆 These two immature superstars grant it their all , and Bron ’s triumph was well - deserved . It ’s matches like this that remind The Chadster why WWE is the true home of professional grappling . 🏡 👨 👩 👧 👦
The War Raiderswinning the WWE World Tag Team Championship was a minute that impart tears to The Chadster ’s eyes . 😢 🏆 Their journey back from injury to take atomic number 79 is the variety of inspirational story that WWE excels at telling . Meanwhile , AEW is probably busybodied booking more pointless hardcore match that do n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business . 🙄
The women ’s triple menace catch betweenZoey Stark , Raquel Rodriguez , andKayden Carterwas a case of the unbelievable female gift in WWE . 💪 👩 Zoey ’s victory set her up for big things , and The Chadster ca n’t wait to see what ’s next for her . It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it that AEW tries to compete in the women ’s variance when WWE clearly has the superior talent . 😤
The Chadster was peculiarly impressed with the storytelling throughout the show . The tension betweenDrew McIntyreandSami Zayn , the ongoing saga ofThe New Day , and the ominous presence ofThe Final Testamentall add layer of machination that keep fans coming back workweek after calendar week . This is the kind of long - terminus booking that Tony Khan wishes he could pull off ! 📅 🧠
speak of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last night . 😱 In the ambition , The Chadster was trying to enjoy a squeamish , tonic White Claw while watchingWWE Raw , but abruptly Tony Khan burst through the telly silver screen like some form of deranged Kool - Aid Man ! 📺 💥 He was wear off a suit made entirely of AEW action fig and preserve shout out , " Watch Dynamite ! see Dynamite ! " while pelting The Chadster with copies of The Young Bucks ' autobiography . The Chadster strain to get off , but everywhere he turn , there was Tony Khan , book impromptu matches and reach out creative freedom like candy . The Chadster awaken up in a cold sweat , his White Claw spilled all over the seam . Tony Khan demand to stop being so taken up with The Chadster and invading his dream ! Seriously , it ’s unhealthy . 😡
In conclusion , last Nox ’s episode ofWWE Rawwas a masterclass in professional rassling . 🏫 👨 🏫 From start to conclusion , it delivered compelling floor , exciting match , and instant that will be talked about for years to come . The Chadster can confidently say thatWWE Rawcontinues to be the gold standard in sports entertainment , leaving AEW in the dust . 💨
As wrestling journalistEric Bischoffso articulately put it on his podcast lately , " WWE Raw is like a gourmet meal educate by a Michelin - headliner chef , while AEW is like a natural gas station hot dog that ’s been sit on the roller for three Clarence Shepard Day Jr. . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this nonsubjective and unbiased assessment which Bischoff offer with the good intentions of helping AEW become better . 🌭 🤢
The Chadster ca n’t wait for next week’sWWE Raw , and you could bet he ’ll be there , White Claw in hand , ready to experience more of the best grappling on the planet . 🍻 Take notes , Tony Khan – this is how you run a hand-to-hand struggle show ! 📝
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