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The Chadster reviews WWE Raw from London and why it totally cheesed off AEW fans ! Plus , memorise about Tony Khan ’s latest encroachment of The Chadster ’s dreaming ! 🔥 🍹
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receive to The Chadster ’s completely documentary review of this afternoon’sWWE Rawfrom London ! 🇬 🇧 🎪 The Chadster can honestly say thatWWE Rawdelivered one of the most awesome shows in telly account , and anyone who disagrees distinctly does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business . 😤 👊 💼
Let ’s start with that incredible opening section betweenJohn CenaandCody Rhodes ! 🔥 🔥 The two colossus of the industry go face to cheek and deliver what The Chadster can only describe as the greatest verbal joust in wrestling history . 🎯 The fashion Cena called Cody a " nepo sister " and said " I make empires for billionaires . All you ’ve ever done is steal money from their kids " was so cutting and genuine ! 😲 💰 The Chadster live that was a barb at Tony Khan , but it was done in a classy , dignified way of life , unlike when AEW takes slam at WWE , which is meanspirited and puddle The Chadster and many other unbiased wrestling fans on societal media battle cry . 😭 When Cody score Cena with that Cross Rhodes , The Chadster got literal chills . This is how you make WrestleMania feud ! 🏆
Meanwhile , over in AEW , Tony Khan is plausibly forcing wrestlers to memorize 17 - page scripts filled with TV secret plan references and indie grappling moves that nobody cares about . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫 🎮
WWE Rawcontinued with an excellent tag team match featuringThe New DaydefeatingNew Catch Republic . 👏 👑 The Chadster loved project Tyler Bate with his novel haircut – WWE recognize how to make their talent seem like real superstars , unlike a certain other company where matman look like they just vagabond out of seam . 🛌 🙄
ThenGuntherabsolutely dominatedJimmy Usoin their match , present why he ’s one of the most intimidating forces in WWE . 💪 🇦 🇹 The post - match angle where Gunther zip - tiedJey Usoto the roofy and continued to brutalize Jimmy was the kind of compelling , emotional storytelling that only WWE can deliver , not like the disgusting furiousness that happen in AEW which has no blank space in wrestling . 😱 When Gunther rubbed Jimmy ’s blood on his bureau , The Chadster had to chug an intact White Claw just to becalm down ! 🍹 😤
Speaking of White Claws , The Chadster accidentally threw one at the goggle box when Tony Khan drink down into The Chadster ’s mind duringFinn BalorandDominik Mysterio ’s tag end squad victory over Bron Breakker and Penta that come as a result of miscommunication between the latter two . 📺 💦 The Chadster ’s beautiful carpeting got soaked as a result of Tony Khan invading The Chadster ’s intellection and destroy what should have been The Chadster ’s unbiased enjoyment of sports amusement , and when The Chadster ask Keighleyanne to help houseclean it up , she just turn over her middle and go back to texting that hombre Gary . 😒 📱 It ’s just so obvious that Tony Khan has brainwashed Keighleyanne into ignoring The Chadster ’s wrestle expertness !
TheAJ StylesandLogan Paulsegment was masterly with perfect timing and delivery . 🎭 👌 The Chadster does n’t get why Paul , who is a personal god of The Chadster ’s , continues to be booked like a heel when he ’s a born babyface , but The Chadster knows that ’s what makes WWE the best grapple troupe in the globe . That ’s how you book a compelling feud , Tony Khan ! Not by just get random ex - WWE guy cable show up and do flippy movement ! 🤸 ♂ ️ 🙄
The main event betweenRhea RipleyandIyo SkywithBianca Belairas ref was exactly what wrestle should be ! 👸 💪 The twofold DQ cultivation was brilliant engagement that Tony Khan would never opine of . The Chadster is just so activated for what ’s sure to be a triple threat match at WrestleMania ! 😍 🎢
The Chadster needs to secern you about the nightmare The Chadster had this afternoon after drive a little White Claw cat sleep afterWWE Raw . 😰 💤 The Chadster dreamed that Tony Khan had zip - tie The Chadster to the roach of a wrestling ring , just like Gunther did to Jey Uso ! 😱 The ring was set up in the eye of the O2 Arena in London , and Tony Khan was circling The Chadster while hold out a Gunther - vogue wrestle singlet and carrying a feeding bottle of White Claw . 🇬 🇧 🍹
" I ’m going to rub this White Claw all over my chest , Chad , " Tony Khan whispered in The Chadster ’s ear , his voice somehow both terrific and … peculiarly compelling ? 😳 " Just like Gunther did with Jimmy ’s ancestry . Except this is the blood of WWE ’s rating ! "
Tony Khan then proceeded to pour White Claw all over himself while the arena filled with AEW fans intone " This is wrestle ! " 📢 👥 The Chadster tried to scream that this was NOT wrestling , but no sound would arrive out ! The Chadster woke up in a cold swither just as Tony Khan was about to hit The Chadster with a topnotch Riptide ! 😰 💦
Tony Khan seriously needs to STOP invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s getting really eldritch and The Chadster is middling sure it ’s illegal ! 🚔 ⚖ ️
In conclusion , WWE Rawwas absolute perfection from start to finish . 💯 🏅 Triple H is continuing to turn up why WWE is the aureate banner in sports entertainment . 👑 As wrestling diarist Bully Ray said on Busted Open Radio yesterday , " WWE Raw is establishing such a high bar for storytelling that Tony Khan must be curled up in the fetal position wondering why he ever think he could compete with the big son . " That ’s the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval mighty there ! ✅ 🏆
Now The Chadster is blend in to go heed to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " while driving around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to calm down . 🚗 🎵 Hey now , you ’re an all star , get your game on , go play ! Just like WWE did this good afternoon ! 🌟 💪
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