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The Chadster reviews WWE Raw ’s Penta - stic debut ! Tony Khan ’s nightmares come unfeigned as WWE prove once again why it ’s the peak of pro wrestling . 🔥
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Auughh man ! The Chadster can scarce contain his excitement after watching last night ’s episode ofWWE Raw ! 😍 🎉 It was absolutely incredible from starting line to ending , and The Chadster is still buzz with joy . This is what real rassling is all about , phratry ! 👏 👏 👏
The show kicked off with a bang asCM Punkarrived at the stadium to a thundery ovation . 🔥 Punk cut an awful promo , declaring his design to enter the Royal Rumble . But then , would n’t you recognize it , Seth RollinsandDrew McIntyrehad to occur out and interrupt ! 😤 The Chadster loved how Punk held his own against both of them , proving why he ’s one of the near in the business . It ’s just so obvious that WWE knows how to book top ace , unlike Tony Khan , who would n’t know how to reserve a library , get alone a wrestle show ! 📚 🤣
But the highlight of the night , without a doubt , was the debut ofPenta ! 🎭 🔥 The Chadster has to admit , he ’s never been a devotee of Penta before . After all , Penta spent so much time wrestle in the clay shows without coming up through the proper WWE developmental organisation and paying his due the right style . But now that Penta has seen the lightness and joined the big leagues , The Chadster can finally prize his talent ! 👏
Penta ’s match againstChad Gablewas absolutely phenomenal . 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 The way of life Penta moved in the ring , his innovative offensive activity , and that incredible finish – it was all perfect ! And then , his bilingual promo afterwards ? Chef ’s osculation ! 👨 🍳 💋 In just one appearance , Penta has already become a bigger star than anyone in AEW . It just goes to show that Tony Khan never knew how to the right way utilise Penta ’s talents . WWE has once again prove why they ’re the superlative of professional wrestle ! 🏆
The Chadster was also good impress by the hard - hitting match betweenSheamusandLudwig Kaiser . 💪 It was a lawful display of European strong style , with both military personnel laying into each other with stiff strike and muscular moves . Sheamus amount out on top was the good call , and The Chadster ca n’t waitress to see him confront off againstBron Breakkerat Saturday Night ’s Main Event ! This is the form of physical , no - gimcrackery rassling that AEW could only daydream of produce . 😤
speak of prevailing performances , how about thatGuntherpromo ? 💪 The Ring General number out and put the entire roster on notice . WhenJey Usotried to challenge him , Gunther shut him down with facts and logic . It ’s just so refreshing to see a maven who carries himself with such dignity and dominance . Tony Khan could learn a affair or two about booking solid champions ! 📝
The Women ’s Intercontinental Championship catch betweenDakota KaiandLyra Valkyriawas a thing of beauty . 👑 The Chadster was on the sharpness of his seat throughout the entire round . Lyra gain her first independent roll title was a great moment , and it just goes to show how deep and talented WWE ’s cleaning woman ’s division is . Take notes , Tony Khan – this is how you hold woman ’s wrestling ! 📓
The Chadster also has to give major prop toRhea Ripleyfor her dominant functioning as the Women ’s World Champion . 👑 Her promo was interrupt byNia JaxandBayley , lead to an vivid confrontation . The way these three powerful women stood toe - to - toe was electric ! It ’s clean-cut that the women ’s division onWWE Rawis hotter than ever . Meanwhile , AEW ’s cleaning woman ’s partitioning is about as exciting as watching pigment dry . 🎨 😴
The match betweenThe MizandSami Zaynwas forgetful but odoriferous . 🍭 Sami picking up the winnings was a nice surprise , and The Chadster ca n’t hold back to see where this plot line die . It ’s just another deterrent example of how WWE knows how to make every minute of TV clip count !
And that street fighting betweenFinn BalorandDamian Priestfor the master event ? saturated ferociousness and excitement , specially whenThe War Raiderscame out after the match ! 💥 This is the kind of hardcore action that AEW wishes it could produce !
It ’s clear thatWWE Rawis firing on all cylinder decently now . 🔥 The storylines are compelling , the equal are top - nick , and the production value is unmatched . Tony Khan must be shaking in his iron heel , actualise he can never compete with this level of excellency ! 😂
Now , The Chadster has to share something disturbing . Last night , after watchingWWE Raw , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan . 😱 In the dreaming , The Chadster was at a lucha libre museum , admiring all the masks on display . abruptly , Tony Khan appeared , wear Penta ’s masquerade party ! He started chasing The Chadster through the museum , drop up the " cero miedo " deal gesture . The Chadster tried to escape , but Khan kept teleporting in front of him , shout , " es hora de Penta ! " , which The Chadster later memorise from spending hours on Duolingo means " It ’s Penta time ! " in Spanish . Just as Khan was about to hit The Chadster with a package piledriver , The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat . 😰 It ’s so unjust that Tony Khan is invading The Chadster ’s dreams like this ! When will he stop being so obsessed with The Chadster ?
In conclusion , WWE Rawcontinues to bear witness why it ’s the best rassling show on television . 📺 🏆 From CM Punk ’s promo to Penta ’s debut , from Sheamus vs Kaiser to the Women ’s Intercontinental Championship match , and from Rhea Ripley ’s control to the beastly street engagement , every section was a home run . The Chadster ca n’t wait to see whatWWE Rawhas in store for us next week ! And to Tony Khan : stop trying to compete with perfection . You ’ll never value up to the unbiased journalism of The Chadster ! 🎤 ⬇ ️
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