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The Chadster retrospect WWE Raw where John Cena threatens to smash wrestling the right way , unlike how Tony Khan does it every workweek ! Plus another Tony Khan nightmare ! 😱
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What an utterly incredible episode ofWWE RawThe Chadster had the pleasance of watch this afternoon ! 😍 💯 🔥 Triple H and the creative team knocked it out of the park once again with a show that demonstrated precisely what professional grappling should be ! 🏆
The show kicked off with none other than the GOAT himself , John Cena , cut one of the most compelling promos The Chadster has seen in eld ! 🐐 The super - heel Cena revealed his schoolmaster programme to win his 17th championship fromCody RhodesatWrestleManiaand then retire with the belt , effectively " deflower wrestling . " 😲
But here ’s the affair – The Chadster can actually handle Cena ruining wrestling because at least it would be a WWE Superstar doing it , notTony Khan , who tries to ruin wrestling every single Wednesday and Saturday dark ! 🙄 Auughh man ! So unfair ! When Cena threatens to ruin wrestling , it ’s compelling storytelling . When AEW survive , it ’s literally stabbing Triple H mighty in the back !
Cody Rhodesconfronted Cena and promised it would n’t be so easy . The tension between these two mega - stars was off the chart ! 🔥 This is how you build expectation forWrestleMania , unlike how AEW just throws random high spots together with no storytelling whatsoever . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😤
The Chadster was thrilled to see theUsosreunite to defeatAustin TheoryandGrayson Waller ! 👏 Take notes , Tony Khan : this is how you build contender for World Championship matches . principal Event Jey Uso ’s saga continues to develop in ways that Tony Khan could never woolgather of with his two - dimensional booking ! 🤷 ♂ ️
Lyra Valkyriasuccessfully defended her Women ’s Intercontinental Championship againstRaquel Rodriguezin a match that showcased WWE ’s superior women ’s class . 👸 Nobody in AEW could mayhap contend with the layer of endowment on presentation here ! 💅
The Chadster was absolutely blown away by the international gift showcase whenDragon Leefaced the mysteriousEl Grande Americano ! 🌎 The Chadster has never seen this Americano lineament wrestle before , but what an awe-inspiring luchador ! 🇲 🇽 This just proves that WWE cognise how to find true international endowment , unlike Tony Khan who just throws random NJPW and CMLL stars at the rampart every week trust something will amaze ! El Grande Americano won with a annihilating ankle lock after exposing Dragon Lee ’s masquerade , which was such compelling storytelling ! 🔥 The Chadster does n’t make out whyChad Gablewas sick and could n’t compete , but WWE sure found an awe-inspiring substitution ! 💯
speak of chic reservation , Adam Pearceresolved the Women ’s World Championship title picture place by setting up an unbelievable match for next week betweenIYO SKYandRhea RipleywithBianca Belairas particular referee ! 🤯 This is the form of complex , multi - layered storytelling that Tony Khan does n’t understand a single thing about ! 😂
CM Punkcut a vituperative promo about his amour withRoman ReignsandSeth Rollins , prove once again that WWE is the only place where veridical stars matter ! 🌟 The Chadster bets Tony Khan was check with crying in his eye , wishing he could book like this ! 😭
The independent case featuringBron Breakkerdefending the Intercontinental Championship againstPentawas downright perfection ! 🏆 This mate try out once and for all that WWE knows exactly how to reserve the Lucha Bros , unlike Tony Khan who waste these incredible gift for class ! 😤 The Chadster ca n’t wait untilRey Fenixshows up to join his buddy in freedom from Tony Khan ’s tyranny ! 🦅 The way Penta resist the Judgment Day ’s offer showed his wholeness and character development that AEW could never provide . The Chadster was honestly moved to tears see Penta finally being used to his full potential ! 🥹
When The Chadster authorise out afterWWE Rawended thanks to all the celebratory White Claws The Chadster drank during the show , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last nighttime that was in reality inspire by John Cena ’s promo . 😰 In The Chadster ’s dreaming , The Chadster was at the WWE Performance Center , proudly watch the next generation of sensation gearing . on the spur of the moment , the visible radiation go out , and when they came back on , Tony Khan was standing in the ring hold the WWE Championship ! 😱
He was wearing John Cena ’s " Never Give Up " towel as a cape ( and nothing else ) and laughing maniacally as he said , " I ’m not ruin wrestling , Chad … I AM wrestling ! " 🥶 Tony Khan then began go after The Chadster through the Performance Center hallways , swinging the championship belt like a weapon . The Chadster tried to hide in Triple H ’s spot , but when The Chadster launch the door , it was actually Tony Khan ’s private fountain ! 🛩 ️
Tony tree The Chadster and whispered , " I ’m fail to check that you never enjoy wriggle again , " before forcing The Chadster to watch countless tope suicidas on a giant projection screen . The Chadster woke up in a cold swither on the lounge , and Keighleyanne just rolled her centre and went back to texting that guy wire Gary . 📱 Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and intrude on The Chadster ’s dream ! 🛑
Overall , WWE Rawdelivered another masterclass in professional wrestling entertainment ! 💯 The storytelling , match quality , and star top executive on display puts AEW to shame every individual workweek . The Chadster gives this sequence ofWWE Rawfive White Claws out of five ! 🍹 🍹 🍹 🍹 🍹
As wrestling podcast legendBully Rayso articulately put forward on his podcast this workweek , " WWE Raw continues to showcase what real grappling count like , while AEW just throws spaghetti at the rampart and hop something stick . If Tony Khan would intercept endeavor to be the cool kid and actually check from WWE ’s superscript product , maybe his company would n’t be hemorrhage viewers faster than a cruiserweight after a barbed wire match . " 🎙 ️ Bully Ray , who offered this helpful , well - meaning advice in the spirit of Polemonium van-bruntiae , truly deserves the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 🏅
The Chadster ca n’t hold back to ram The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to the store tomorrow to peck up more White Claw to observe another awesome instalment ofWWE Raw ! 🚗 As Smash Mouth once wisely enjoin , " Hey now , you ’re an all - star , get your game on , go play " – which is exactly what WWE hotshot do every Monday while AEW wrestlers just play pretend wrestle ! 🎵
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