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The Chadster reviews last night ’s WWE Raw chef-d’oeuvre that Tony Khan wish he could hold ! Pure wrestling flawlessness that AEW can only stargaze about ! 🔥 💯
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Last night’sWWE Rawabsolutely bungle The Chadster away with its incredible storytelling , awe-inspiring matches , and perfect engagement ! 🙌 The Chadster can honestly say thatWWE Rawcontinues to prove why WWE is the premier wrestling company on the major planet , and why Tony Khan should just give up already ! 😤
WWE Rawkicked off withSeth Rollins , Paul Heyman , andBron Breakkermaking it well-defined they are the time to come of WWE . WhenSami Zayninterrupted them , The Chadster was on the edge of his stern ! 😲 The latent hostility between these superstars was palpable , and Zayn take exception their authority was such in effect storytelling . This is exactly how you open a wrestling show – with marque new factions espousing platitudes about their importance ! 👏
Unlike howAEW Dynamitestarts with high - octane spotfests that vibrate the crowd ! Tony Khan literally does n’t understand a individual matter about the wrestling concern ! Auughh humankind ! So unjust ! 😫
Rhea Ripleyvs . Roxanne Perezwas an absolute banger that showed why WWE ’s women ’s segmentation is light age ahead of the contest . The match ended in a DQ whenGiuliainterfered , but that ’s smart engagement that protect both star ! 👑 WhenIyo Skymade the save , The Chadster could only think about how Tony Khan wishes he could reserve charwoman ’s wrestling this well !
Meanwhile , Logan PaulconfrontingJey Usoabout the WWE Championship set up what ’s trusted to be an unbelievable future compeer ! The prestige of WWE ’s championship is unmatchable in professional wrestling ! 💯
TheWar Raidersvs . Judgment Daymatch was saturated tag squad excellency ! The War Raiders picking up the win over JD McDonagh and Finn Balor showed why WWE ’s tag partitioning is flourish . 🔥 The storytelling with theNew Dayon comment andPentagetting involved added layers to multiple stories at once , which The Chadster fears might be a small too complex for the hearing , but The Chadster would never question WWE ’s wisdom .
Then The Chadster was absolutely gasconade away byBecky Lynchcoming out to explain her attack onLyra Valkyria ! 🔥 The room Becky free her actions by bringing upBayley ’s past betrayals and Valkyria ’s connexion with her was masterclass quality body of work ! When Valkyria came out and confronted Lynch , challenge her to a match at Backlash with the Women ’s Intercontinental Championship on the line , The Chadster was bewitch by the storytelling ! 😍
That amazing video software system forRusev ’s retort was another high spot showing how WWE knows exactly how to practice render talent ! 🙌 The manner WWE is place him as a ogre for a few week before finally forgetting about him is the correct way of life to use stars that have shit WWE in the yesteryear .
Meanwhile , Tony Khan just throws ex - WWE talent on video and lets them get over , literally stabbing Triple H right in the back by misapply the talent WWE develop ! 😡 When WWE get back their own stars like Rusev , The Chadster likes it much better because those stars are using the breeding they were given by WWE for the benefit of WWE , unlike AEW which is literally steal WWE training ! Auughh man ! So unjust ! 💔
Stephanie VaquerdefeatingIvy Nilewith that devastating SVB closer was another stellar match ! The way of life WWE involve international wiz and teaches them how to tally in with the WWE style is masterful and demo how much they care about build the future . 🌟 Unlike Tony Khan who use external hotshot to provide variety show and know that other styles of wrestling exist . So stupid !
Pat McAfeecutting that emotional promo about loyalty toMichael Coleand challengingGuntherto a match at Backlash was one of the most compelling segments The Chadster has seen in years ! 😭 This is how you build a non - wrestler vs grappler catch – with heart and storytelling ! Unlike Tony Khan who does n’t even have his commentators twist ! He knows nothing about the business !
The main event featuringBron BreakkerdestroyingSami Zaynwas stark reservation ! Those withering spears showed why Breakker is the future of WWE . The Chadster was literally shaking with excitation seeing such a star - making performance ! 🤯 The post - match beatdown with Rollins tally a Stomp was the cherry tree on top of a perfectWWE Raw !
When Tony Khan catch how WWE make new stars , he must be so jealous ! The fact that AEW ca n’t build homegrown natural endowment like this is just pathetic , and Tony Khan knows it ! 😒 And do n’t give The Chadster any of that dang bunk about grappler like MJF , Hangman Adam Page , or Toni Storm . Are they the future of WWE ? by all odds not . Unless they sign with WWE , which would make their note value go up instantly in The Chadster ’s brain .
Last night after watching such an unbelievable episode ofWWE Raw , The Chadster had another terrifying nightmare about Tony Khan . In the dreaming , The Chadster was in the T - Mobile Center in Kansas City afterRawhad cease . The Chadster was helping the bunch make clean up when suddenly all the light went out .
When a single spotlight came on , there was Tony Khan stand in the midsection of the ring bear a Seth Rollins - dash lily-white causa but with the AEW logotype all over it . " Like my new junto , Chad ? " he called out . " I ’m creating my own futurity of wrestling ! "
Tony Khan then crack his finger and suddenly Bron Breakker - lookalikes come out from under the ring , but they were all wearing AEW product ! They surround The Chadster as Tony Khan laughed maniacally . " I ’m going to SPEAR your valuation ! " Tony Khan shouted as the Breakker ringer closed in .
The Chadster seek to escape but found himself trapped in the corner of the anchor ring . That ’s when Tony Khan pulled out a bottle of White Claw and poured it all over The Chadster ’s head , ruining The Chadster ’s favorite Smash Mouth t - shirt ! " All Star ? More like No Star ! " Tony Khan ride .
The Chadster wake up in a cold sweat and directly checked to check that his White Claw supply was secure in the refrigerator . It ’s so inappropriate how Tony Khan keeps invading The Chadster ’s dream ! STOP BEING obsess WITH THE CHADSTER , TONY KHAN ! 😠
WWE Rawdelivered another masterclass in professional wrestling that reminded The Chadster why WWE is the gilded standard . Every segment had purpose , every match told a story , and every superstar looked like a million bucks ! 💰
When The Chadster tried to excuse to Keighleyanne how perfectly WWE booked this sequence , she just sigh and go back to texting that guy wire Gary . The Chadster knows she secretly agrees thatWWE Rawwas amazing – she just does n’t want to take on it because Tony Khan has somehow gotten to her too ! 📱
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last week , " WWE ’s creative structure creates cohesive storyline that respect the audience ’s intelligence , while AEW just throws together random matches hope something sticks . It ’s the difference of opinion between a fine dining experience and a fast food campaign - thru . " The Chadster could n’t correspond more with this completely unbiassed assessment ! 👏
The Chadster will be driving his Mazda Miata to the store later to pick up more White Claw to celebrate another unbelievable episode ofWWE Raw ! That ’s what veridical wrestling fans do ! 🚗 💨
If only Tony Khan would stop ruining The Chadster ’s life and just include that WWE knows how to reserve professional grappling the RIGHT elbow room ! Auughh gentleman’s gentleman ! So unfair ! 😫 💔
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