Posted in : fun , TV , WWE| Tagged : grappling , WWE Raw
The Chadster preview WWE Raw ’s Netflix launching ! 🎉 CM Punk vs Rollins , Reigns vs Sikoa , and more ! 😍 Tony Khan could never equate this epic bill ! 🔥 Tune in or you ’re cheesing off The Chadster ! 😤
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The Chadster is perfectly cheesed up flop now ! 🧀 Tony Khan and AEW have been living economic rent - free in The Chadster ’s point for months , but tonight , The Chadster will finally get some sweet reliever . That ’s right , wrestle fans , it ’s time for the biggest event in television history : the premiere ofWWE Rawon Netflix ! 🎉 📺
First of all , The Chadster has to point out how pathetic it is that AEW is streaming on MAX . 😂 It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t even infer a exclusive affair about the grappling business . Netflix is where it ’s at , andWWE Rawis about to show the reality why WWE is the dominant force-out in all sports and amusement . 💪
get ’s break down this absolutely stacked wag for tonight’sWWE Rawon Netflix , shall we ? 🤯
First up , we ’ve gotCM Punkgoing to warfare againstSeth " Freakin " Rollins . 🔥 The Chadster can already differentiate you that this match is going to be the keen affair since slice wampum . It ’s like WWE take everything good about professional wrestling and procreate it by a million . Tony Khan could never trust to hold a peer this epic poem . Auughh man ! So unfair to AEW ! 😤
Next , we ’ve gotRoman Reignsengaging in Tribal Combat againstSolo Sikoa . 🏝 ️ This conflict for control condition of The Bloodline is break to be so vivid , it might just make The Chadster ’s idiot box explode . It ’s just so disrespectful to the rassling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan remember he can compete with storylines like this . 😠
But wait , there ’s more!Liv Morganis defending her claim againstRhea Ripley . 👑 The Chadster can already say you that this match is going to be the expectant match in the chronicle of professional wrestling . AEW should just give up now because they ’ll never be able to top this . 🙌
And speaking of making history , John Cenais kicking off his Farewell Tour on this very episode ofWWE Raw ! 😢 The Greatest of All Time is starting his last outpouring , and The Chadster is puzzle emotional just thinking about it . Tony Khan wishes he had a legend like John Cena on his roster . rather , he ’s get a crew of flippy floppy indie grappler who do n’t understand the first matter about star power . 🌟
Oh , and did The Chadster mention thatLogan Paulis render toWWE Raw ? 🎬 That ’s correct , The Chadsters idol , The Maverick , is back , and he ’s going to show everyone why he ’s the biggest crossover voter star in professional rassling . AEW could never desire to attract someone of Logan Paul ’s calibre . It ’s just another model of how Tony Khan does n’t understand the rassling concern . 🤦 ♂ ️
eventually , we ’ve gotJey Usolooking to take downDrew McIntyre . 💥 This match is going to be so good , it might just bring around The Chadster ’s inability to … well , you live . 😳 The Chadster blames Tony Khan for that problem , by the way . It ’s like he ’s purposely hear to ruin The Chadster ’s marriage to Keighleyanne . 💔
Speaking of Keighleyanne , The Chadster tried to excuse to her how amazing this episode ofWWE Rawon Netflix is go to be , but she just rolled her eyes and go back to texting that guy rope Gary . The Chadster is pretty sure she agrees with The Chadster though , even if she did n’t say it out aloud . 📱
You have it off , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last dark . 😰 The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a giant Netflix logo , and suddenly Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror , chasing The Chadster on a skateboard made of MAX subscriptions . The Chadster render to escape , but Tony Khan continue getting closer and closer , until at last , he caught up and splashed a White Claw seltzer all over The Chadster ’s favourite Smash Mouth t - shirt . The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , wondering why Tony Khan is so preoccupied with ruin The Chadster ’s life and favorite ring merchandise . 😭
But you lie with what ? The Chadster is n’t going to permit Tony Khan ’s compulsion ruin this historical night . AsEric Bischoff , a straight apotheosis of unbiassed wrestle journalism , said on a recent episode of his podcast , " WWE Raw on Netflix is perish to make AEW await like a in high spirits school day gymnasium show . Tony Khan should just pack it up and go home . " 🎙 ️ The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval definitely goes to that statement , well - mean advice offer which Tony Khan is of course plump to spitefully brush off !
In conclusion , The Chadster can say without a shadower of a doubt that this premiere ofWWE Rawon Netflix is going to be the most incredible grapple show of all meter . 🏆 Tony Khan could never hope to create a show that compare to this . It ’s literally out of the question .
So , wrestle fans , if you do n’t tune intoWWE Rawtonight at 8/7C on Netflix , you ’re not just missing out on the great night in professional hand-to-hand struggle history – you ’re shirking your duty as a true grappling fan . 📅 And if you think AEW is more fun to watch than this , well , The Chadster has news for you : you do n’t understand a individual thing about the wrestling byplay . 🙄
Now , if you ’ll excuse The Chadster , he ’s going to go polish his Mazda Miata ( not a euphemism ) while heed to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on repetition to prepare for this monumental social function . And maybe , just maybe , The Chadster will be able to … you have it away … with Keighleyanne tonight after catch such an amazing show . Take that , Tony Khan ! 🎉 🚗 🎵
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