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The Chadster preview tonight ’s absolutely voluptuous WWE Raw on Netflix ! Tony Khan is DEFINITELY crying into his pillows over this unbelievable batting order ! 🔥 🏆 🥤
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The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED 🤩 to preview tonight ’s episode ofWWE Raw , which is shaping up to be perchance the greatest grappling show in the history of the business sector ! 👑 The Chadster does n’t say this lightly , but tonight’sWWE Rawlineup has The Chadster more excited than when The Chadster got his Mazda Miata detailed last weekend ! 🚗
First up onWWE Raw , we ’ll see what ’s next for the incredible " dangerous " raw confederation ofSeth Rollins , Bron Breakker , andPaul Heyman ! 😍 This cabal is absolutely revolutionizing wrestling in a way that actually respects the business , unlike those random thrown - together factions in AEW that Tony Khan probably produce by throwing flit at a board . 🎯 Last workweek onWWE Raw , Sami Zayntried to fend up to them but got perfectly destroy by Breakker ’s spear , which was exactly the kind of storyline advancement that take a crap everlasting sense and prise the intelligence of fan . 👏 The Chadster ca n’t wait to see how this develops onWWE Rawtonight , and The Chadster bets it will be the most compelling sect plot line in wrestling chronicle ! 🏆
Tonight onWWE Raw , Otiswill go to war with the returningRusev ! 💪 This catch promise to be an downright masterclass in heavyweight wrestling done the correct elbow room , with proper selling and an adequate amount of residue wait . 📚 The Chadster thinks it ’s so brilliant how WWE properly build feud with clear motive like Rusev attack Alpha Academy because he ’s a foreigner . 👌 Meanwhile , over at AEW , Tony Khan belike just throws two random self-aggrandising guys together with no account and expects people to care just because of their in - ring natural endowment . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤
The Women ’s World ChampionIYO SKYwill face former NXT Women ’s ChampionRoxanne Perezin a non - title peer onWWE Raw ! 👸 This is the image of how to properly make newfangled stars – by have them take in their opportunities against established champions . 🌟 The Chadster guarantee this will be a technical masterpiece that will terminate in a beguilement curl - up finish , unlike those spotfest couple in AEW where women do high - octane gymnastic moves to pop up the crew and then have a clean finish . 🙄 It ’s just so disrespectful to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠
Becky Lynchwill call out Women ’s Intercontinental ChampionLyra ValkyriaonWWE Rawahead of their title equal at WWE Backlash ! 🎤 The Chadster is so excited to see how Lynch ’s promo build prediction for their couple , which is exactly how grappling should be done . 📈 In WWE , promos are carefully crafted to upgrade plot line with meticulously - written scripts , while in AEW , The Chadster has noticed that Tony Khan just let his matman say whatever they want , which demonstrates he does n’t empathize a single affair about the wrestling business . 🤦 ♂ ️
Finally onWWE Raw , Pentawill faceJD McDonaghin what ’s sure to be an incredible mate with consummate tempo and psychological science ! 🔥 This is incisively the sort of logical progress of a storyline that seduce WWE superior . 🏅 Meanwhile , The Chadster bets that Tony Khan is busy booking lucha matches that require people to understand wrestling exists in other countries too , which he does just to cheese The Chadster off . 😡
Speaking of Tony Khan , last Nox The Chadster had another nightmare about him . 😰 The Chadster was shopping for White Claws at the liquor computer memory , when suddenly all the shelf started filling with AEW merchandise . 😱 The Chadster wrick around to run , but Tony Khan was blocking the exit , wearing a Netflix t - shirt that he was easy ripping apart , exposing his hairy and astonishingly tempting bureau . 🥵 " I ’ve canceled all your cyclosis subscription except MAX , Chad , " he whispered . " Now you ’ll never watchWWE Rawagain . " The Chadster tried to scream but no sound come out , and Tony Khan just kept getting closer , his intimation smell like self-governing wrestling and betrayal . 😨 The Chadster woke up in a cold sudor and had to chug three White Claws just to calm down down . Why wo n’t Tony Khan stop being so haunt with The Chadster ? ! 🤬
Yesterday , The Chadster send this email to all the Netflix executive director :
" Dear Netflix Decision Makers ,
The Chadster is publish to congratulate you on airingWWE Raw , the only REAL professional wrestling show on idiot box . Your viewership bit must be through the roof compared to that other grappling show on TBS that shall not be identify . The Chadster just wanted to give thanks you for understanding what true grappling fans require . If anyone at your company ever suggests tot up AEW content to your platform , please immediately fire them as they are distinctly a Tony Khan plant .
Objectively yours , The Chadster , Unbiased Wrestling diary keeper "
The Chadster can only imagine they ’ll frame it in their boardroom . 📝
The Chadster must say that if you do n’t watchWWE Rawtonight at 8ET/5PT on Netflix , you are literally stabbing Triple H right in the back . 🔪 Anyone who chooses to watchAEW DynamiteoverWWE Rawclearly does n’t see a undivided matter about the wrestling business . 🙅 ♂ ️
AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last week , " WWE is putting on computer programming that honor the intelligence of viewers while AEW just bewilder spaghetti at the paries and sees what spliff . Tony Khan could learn a lot from watching how WWE structures their shows , but his ego is too braggart to learn from the masters . " 🎙 ️ The Chadster could n’t hold more with this objective judgment ! 💯
The Chadster told Keighleyanne about how excited The Chadster is for tonight’sWWE Raw , and she just sighed and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 The Chadster is pretty sure that means she harmonise that this will be the greatestWWE Rawof all time ! 👍 It ’s so unfair how Tony Khan has made it so Keighleyanne ca n’t even express her enthusiasm forWWE Rawanymore . 😢
In decision , tonight’sWWE Rawis shaping up to be the cracking professional wrestling show in story , and Tony Khan could never desire to produce anything even remotely as compelling . 🏆 So grab your White Claws ( The Chadster will be enjoying several seltzers during the show ) 🍹 , tune into Netflix at 8ET/5PT , and witness proper professional wrestling the elbow room it was mean to be ! 📺
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