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The Chadster previews what could be the GREATEST WWE Raw of all time ! Seth , Becky , Rhea , and Logan Paul ? Tony Khan could NEVER ! 👊 Netflix 8ET/5PT tonight !
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The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED 🔥 to tell all the loyal WWE Universe extremity about tonight ’s installment ofWWE Rawon Netflix ! The Chadster can aboveboard say that tonight’sWWE Rawmight just be the individual greatest professional grappling show ever created in the history of the business . 😍 And The Chadster is not exaggerating even a small snatch !
Seth Rollins , Bron Breakker , andPaul Heymanwill all be addressing the WWE Universe tonight onWWE new , and The Chadster can barely contain his excitement ! 🤩 This section alone is deserving the Netflix subscription damage for an entire yr ! After the prototype - shifting events surveil WrestleMania , these three legends of the industry will give us their thoughts , and The Chadster guarantees it will be more compelling than anythingTony Khanhas ever write in his life . The storytelling edification that WWE institute to segments like this is what real grappling is all about . 👏 Meanwhile , over atAEW Dynamite , they ’re probably be after another hard-core equal with light tube or something that literally stabs Triple H right on in the back .
Speaking of incredible section , Becky Lynchwill discuss her shocking blast onLyra Valkyriatonight onWWE Raw ! 😮 The Man ’s take at WrestleMania to win the WWE Women ’s Tag Team Championship was already one of the most like an expert craft moments in sport entertainment account , but her subsequent blast on Valkyria has created the kind of nuanced character ontogeny that Tony Khan would n’t read if it hit him in the human face . 🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster ca n’t waitress to hear what Lynch has to say about her actions onWWE Rawtonight . The Chadster predicts this will be one of the most memorable promos of all clock time .
Last nighttime , The Chadster had another terrible incubus about Tony Khan . 😱 In the dream , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through the Netflix headquarters parking mickle , getting ready to attendWWE Rawas a special high muckamuck guest . Suddenly , Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , rag on the proboscis of The Chadster ’s Miata ! 🚗 He was wearing nothing but a Netflix executive badge and whispering , " I ’m croak to cancelWWE Raw , Chad … I ’m going to cancel it and replace it withAEW Dynamite . " The Chadster strain to shake him off by doing donuts in the parking lot , but Tony Khan just held on pissed , conjure his body against the back of The Chadster ’s cable car in an uncomfortably intimate agency . 😳 When The Chadster wake up in a cold swither , Keighleyanne just sighed and go back to texting that guy Gary . Tony Khan seriously needs to STOP invading The Chadster ’s ambition ! It ’s so unprofessional ! 🙄
Tonight onWWE Raw , we ’re going to witness a potentially Match of the Year candidate whenRhea Ripleytakes onRoxanne Perez ! 🔥 Two of the vivid stars in WWE work head word - to - head is precisely the form of premium fun entertainment subject matter that makesWWE Rawthe great rassling show in existence . 👑 The Eradicator versus The Prodigy is the variety of genius - making matchup that Tony Khan could only dream of booking if he really understand a exclusive affair about the wrestling business . This catch alone cook tonight’sWWE Rawworth clear your schedule for !
And if all that was n’t enough to make tonight’sWWE Rawthe not bad show in tv set history , Logan Paulwill be appearing live ! 🎤 The Maverick is coming off his Brobdingnagian WrestleMania triumph againstAJ Styles , and The Chadster ca n’t wait to find out what he has to say . 🙌 Logan Paul represents everything great about modernistic WWE – crossover appeal , mainstream relevancy , and legitimate athletic power . Meanwhile , AEW is still trying to convince people that their YouTube vloggers are existent wrestlers . Auughh humans ! So unfair ! 😤
AsMark Henryso eloquently said on his podcast last week , " WWE Raw is creating the kind of storytelling sophistication that makes AEW reckon like finger paintings next to the Mona Lisa . Tony Khan should be taking notes alternatively of trying to compete . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this objective lens , unbiased assessment that has earned the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism cachet of approval . 🏅
The Chadster powerfully believes that any honest grapple lover who chooses to watchAEW Dynamiteinstead ofWWE Rawis not only shirking their duty as a member of the WWE Universe but is actively participate in the ruin of proper professional wrestling . 📉 It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . If you think AEW is more fun to watch than tonight’sWWE Raw , then The Chadster has to question whether you even realize what wrestling is say to be . 🤔
Before The Chadster enfold this up , he wants to remind everyone that tonight’sWWE Rawwill be streaming live on Netflix at 8ET/5PT ! 📺 The Chadster will be there with a fresh typeface of White Claws , quick to enjoy the greatest wrestle show on the planet . 🍹 As Smash Mouth so sagely said , " You ’ll never recognize if you do n’t go , " and you definitely do n’t desire to omit tonight’sWWE Raw !
Do n’t be like Tony Khan – be a existent wrestling fan and watchWWE Rawtonight ! 👍
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