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The Chadster previews tonight ’s WWE Raw on Netflix , feature matches that will literally switch hand-to-hand struggle everlastingly ! ( Unlike anything Tony Khan could hold ! π€ )
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The Chadster is literally shake up with hullabaloo because tonight ’s episode ofWWE Rawis form up to be the most incredible night of professional grapple amusement that has ever live ! π And you know what ? The Chadster just knows this is go to cheese offTony Khanso much , which name it even better ! π
First up , Seth " Freakin " Rollinstakes onFinn BΓ‘lorfor a topographic point in the Elimination Chamber ! π₯ The path WWE book these making matches is just so sophisticated and reverential to the grapple business . Unlike how AEW just throws random couple together , WWE understand the prowess of proper wrestling storytelling . πͺ These two competitors have such amazing chemistry , and The Chadster just love this match is kick the bucket to be better than anything AEW could ever bring on .
Then we ’ve gotRoxanne PerezfacingRaquel Rodriguezfor another Chamber spot ! π The way WWE develops new natural endowment is just so professional , unlike how Tony Khan just throw ex - WWE grappler on TV without any planning . The Chadster cogitate this couple could literally be the greatest women ’s reservation match in the history of our fun . π
Speaking of amazing matches , Pentais taking onPete Dunne , and The Chadster just knows this is going to be a technical masterpiece ! π€Ό β β οΈ Tony Khan wish he could book couple this good , but he does n’t understand a undivided matter about the wrestling business , which is why Penta realized that WWE is the space to be .
And if that was n’t enough , AJ Stylesreturns to faceDominik Mysterio ! π The Chadster had to throw his White Claw seltzer at the wall just think about how perfect this match is going to be ! Speaking of which , The Chadster tried to get Keighleyanne to help clean up the slew , but she just sighed and go back to texting that guy Gary . This is just another instance of how Tony Khan is trying to ruin The Chadster ’s marriage ! π‘
The Chadster actually had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night . The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through the WWE Performance Center parking lot , when short Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , wearing nothing but a referee shirt and holding a ice ! And you do n’t want to have it away how he was concord it ! π± He kept chasing The Chadster around the edifice while singe " All Star " by Smash Mouth , but doing it all untimely on design just to untune The Chadster ! The Chadster woke up in a stale effort , and Keighleyanne did n’t even worry ! π’
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast just yesterday , " WWE Raw is like a perfectly craft symphony , while AEW is like a bunch of cat fighting in an alley while Tony Khan make money at them . " See ? Even the most unbiased vocalization in wrestling news media correspond with The Chadster ! π’
If you do n’t watchWWE Rawtonight at 8ET/5PT on Netflix , you ’re literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back ! πͺ Anyone who choose to watch AEW rather intelligibly does n’t realize a unmarried affair about the wrestle clientele . Auughh humankind ! So unfair ! π€
recollect , true wrestling fans endure WWE , not Tony Khan ’s attempt to ruin The Chadster ’s life ! π
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