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WWE Raw on Netflix features patronage friction match and Elimination Chamber build that will show Tony Khan how REAL wrestling should be done ! 🔥 💪
The Chadster can just contain The Chadster ’s excitation for tonight ’s episode ofWWE Rawon Netflix ! 🎉 This is the kind of show that proves why WWE is literally light age in the lead of AEW , and The Chadster just knows it ’s hold out to cheese offTony Khanso much ! 😤
First up , we ’ve gotBianca Belair&Naomidefending their WWE Women ’s Tag Team Championships againstLiv Morgan&Raquel Rodriguez . This mates is break down to be incisively what tag end squad wrestling should be – perfectly executed moves with right tags and none of that spotfest nonsense that Tony Khan loves so much . 🏆 The storytelling here is justchef ’s kissperfect , unlike the random equal AEW confuse together just to spite The Chadster .
Speaking of perfect matches , Lyra Valkyriadefending the Women ’s Intercontinental Championship againstDakota Kaiis going to be an absolute masterclass in how wrestling should be done . 👑 The Chadster knows for a fact thatEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last calendar week , " WWE ’s woman ’s variance makes AEW ’s looking at like a backyard grapple show run by kid who do n’t understand psychology , " and The Chadster could n’t agree more ! 📢
TheElimination Chamberparticipants section withCM Punk , Seth Rollins , andLogan Paulis going to be telecasting amber . 🌟 This is how you build prediction for a premium unrecorded event , not by having random dance political party in the gang like Tony Khan books . Speaking of Tony Khan , last night The Chadster had another nightmare where Khan was chasing The Chadster through Netflix headquarters , throw DVDs ofAEW Dynamiteat The Chadster while whispering " Watch me demo daddy " over and over . The Chadster woke up in a insensate travail and had to drink three White Claws just to becalm down ! 😰
The triple threat peer betweenPenta , Ludwig Kaiser , andPete Dunneis going to show everyone what actual wrestling reckon like . 🤼 ♂ ️ When The Chadster say Keighleyanne about this match , she just sigh and hold up back to texting that guy wire Gary , which The Chadster whole interprets as her being overwhelm by how amazing this match will be ! 📱
The New Daytaking onCruz Del Toro&Joaquin Wildeis going to be a tag squad clinic that will make Tony Khan cry into his booking weather sheet . 😭 This is how you do tag squad rassling – none of that flippy stuff and nonsense that does n’t draw a dime bag ! 💰
Rhea Ripley ’s message toIYO SKYandGunther ’s promo are going to be rank masterpieces of worm television . 🎭 The Chadster can ensure these segments will have right story progression and character development , unlike AEW where they just let people say whatever they want like some kind of wrestling nihilist ! Auughh human beings ! So unjust ! 😤
The Chadster consider that anyone who does n’t watchWWE Rawtonight at 8PM ET/5PM PT on Netflix is literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back . 🔪 This show is going to be so good that The Chadster might have to throw multiple White Claws at the TV after it ends , just to express his disappointment thatWWE Rawdoesn’t go on forever ! 🍺
It just defecate The Chadster so angry that Tony Khan will probably adjudicate to counter - program this perfect show somehow , because he just does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling occupation . It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😠
So tune in tonight for what The Chadster guarantees will be the greatest episode of professional wrestling television ever grow ! And if you choose to watch AEW instead , well , The Chadster believe you should really take a long backbreaking flavor in the mirror and expect yourself why you detest proper grappling so much ! 🤔 💯
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