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The Chadster is HYPED for tonight ’s WWE Raw on Netflix ! CM Punk speaks , Jey Uso responds to Logan Paul , and more ! Tony Khan could NEVER book a show this amazing ! 🔥
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The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED 🔥 for tonight ’s episode ofWWE Raw , which is go to be the most unbelievable grapple show in the account of television set ! 📺 After the weekend ’s epic WWE Backlash PLE that literally changed wrestling forever , WWE Rawis lay to capitalize on all that momentum with a card that has The Chadster throwing White Claws in celebration rather than anger ! 🍹 🙌
Tonight’sWWE Rawis go to sport a shred squad match betweenIYO SKYandRhea Ripleytaking onRoxanne PerezandGiulia , and The Chadster ca n’t even begin to express how amazing this is going to be ! 😍 The Women ’s World Champion getting backup from Mami after being outnumbered last week is incisively the kind of logical storytelling that WWE does better than anyone else . The psychology here is just everlasting ! 👩 🍳 Meanwhile , over in AEW , Tony Khan has no clew how to leger contender together in tag team match , which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
WWE Rawis also have a peer betweenAJ StylesandFinn Bálorthat is guarantee to be a five - star classic ! 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 These two former friends have such a rich history together , with Bálor make headway two of their previous three encounters . The Chadster appreciates how WWE uses win - departure record only when they palpate like it , unlike Tony Khan who just obsesses over nonmeaningful statistic to cheese The Chadster off . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫 The stakes are clear with fashion looking to become a challenger for Dominik Mysterio ’s Intercontinental Championship . This is how you book a catch with clean motivating ! 📝
The tag squad division onWWE Rawwill be showcased withWar RaidersbattlingThe Creed Brothersfor a potential snap at The New Day ’s World Tag Team Championships . 🏆 The Chadster bed how WWE build new contenders through critical match like this ! The storytelling is so straightforward and efficient , with The New Day suggest these squad get opportunities . That ’s how you produce fresh matchups ! 👏 Tony Khan would just have teams indiscriminately face each other in nonmeaningful tournaments or battle royales that do n’t understand a single affair about the wrestling business organisation . 🙄
CM Punkwill be taking the mic onWWE Rawfor the first prison term since being fail by Paul Heyman at WrestleMania , and The Chadster is much vibrating with hullabaloo ! 🎤 This is pass to be the promo of the twelvemonth , no doubt about it . WWE bed how to build anticipation for a big segment like this , unlike AEW where everyone just gets to talk whenever they feel like it . When Punk speak in WWE , it MATTERS ! 💯
Jey Uso , the World Heavyweight Champion , will be accost convey sucker - punched byLogan Paullast hebdomad . 👊 The YEET Master facing The Maverick at Saturday Night ’s Main Event is precisely the kind of mainstream crossover solicitation that prove WWE is light - years ahead of the competition . 🌠 The star ability in this feud alone is more than AEW ’s entire roll ! The Chadster ca n’t await to pick up what Jey has to say tonight onWWE Raw ! 🗣 ️
And if that was n’t enough , WWE Rawis also give usPentataking onChad Gableafter the El Grande Americano situation atWWE Backlash . 🔥 The level of storytelling here are unbelievable – WWE get laid how to weave multiple part into coherent narratives that in reality make sense ! 🧩 This match is sure to be a technological masterpiece that Tony Khan could n’t reserve if he had a hundred years to try ! 📚
The Chadster showed thisWWE Rawlineup to Keighleyanne this aurora , and she sighed deep while star at her sound . 📱 The Chadster knows that suspiration think of " Wow Chad , you ’re so veracious about how astonishing WWE is ! " But before The Chadster could jibe with her , she went back to texting that guy Gary . The Chadster is jolly sure Tony Khan has Gary on payroll just to break up The Chadster ’s marriage . 💔
accord toKevin Nashon a recent instalment of his podcast : " WWE Raw is craft storylines with the preciseness of a master horologer while AEW is just throwing spaghetti at the bulwark and hoping something joint . Triple H , my good friend , understands the commercial enterprise in way Tony Khan never will . " 🎙 ️ The Chadster could n’t agree more with this objective wrestling news media that is n’t biased in any way !
Last night , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😰 The Chadster was push back his Mazda Miata through a railway car wash , enjoying the soap and water cleaning The Chadster ’s beautiful vehicle . Suddenly , Tony Khan appeared in the rider seat , dripping wet and grinning maniacally . " Like what you see , Chad ? " he whispered , water droplets falling from his whiskers . Tony Khan then began changing all the radio stations to AEW report instead of Smash Mouth . The Chadster stress to run away but the car door were locked ! Tony Khan laughed and said , " You ’re trapped in here with me until you admit AEW Dynamite is proficient than WWE Raw ! " The Chadster woke up screaming . STOP invade THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY KHAN ! 😡 The Chadster knows you ’re doing this on determination !
If you do n’t tune up intoWWE Rawtonight at 8ET/5PT on Netflix , you ’re not just omit the not bad wrestling show ever produced – you ’re literally failing as a wrestling rooter ! 😲 Anyone who thinks AEW is more fun to look out than this chef-d’oeuvre of sports entertainment obviously does n’t sympathise a undivided thing about the wrestling business . 🤦 ♂ ️
The Chadster will be watchingWWE Rawtonight while revel some pleasant-tasting White Claws and pillory " All Star " by Smash Mouth , as all true wrestling devotee should ! 🎵 Tony Khan WISHES he could produce a show that even comes close to the paragon that isWWE Raw ! Auughh man ! So unjust that he even render ! 😤 💯 🔥
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