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Tonight ’s WWE Raw on Netflix features STACKED title match that Tony Khan could only stargaze of booking ! The Chadster previews epical post - Elimination Chamber fallout ! 🔥
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The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED to preview tonight ’s episode ofWWE Raw , which might just be the great episode of professional rassling tv ever produced in the history of the business ! 🙌 After this weekend ’s utterly PERFECTWWE Elimination Chamberpremium live result , The Chadster can barely comprise his excitement for whatWWE Rawhas in memory board tonight ! 🤩
For those who somehow missed it ( and disgrace on you if you did),John Cenaturned heel atElimination Chamberby siding withThe Rockand attackingCody Rhodes ! 😱 This is literally the most genius book decision in wrestling history , and The Chadster bets thatTony Khanis absolutely buzz with jealousy right now ! Auughh adult male ! So unfair that WWE can create moments this astonishing while Tony Khan is over there booking random toss and 30 - minute matches ! 😤
Let ’s break down the absolutely STACKED bill of fare for tonight’sWWE Raw ! 🔥
First up , Rhea Ripleywill defend her Women ’s World Title againstIYO SKY ! 👑 This match has the potential to be the great women ’s title match in the history ofWWE Raw , especially with the added wager of theElimination Chamberwinner , Bianca Belair , wait in the fender forWrestleMania ! The Chadster loves how Ripley has never bewilder SKY one - on - one , adding such incredible storytelling depth that Tony Khan could never infer . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business how AEW does n’t progress superimposed story like this ! 😡 The Chadster is predicting this match will be at least 7 asterisk ( not on the Meltzer plate , which is biased toward AEW , but on The Chadster ’s nonsubjective scale ) . 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟
Next , The War Raiderswill defend their World Tag Team Titles againstThe Creed Brothers ! 🏆 This has the potential drop to be the most firmly - hitting , technically sound tag team match inWWE Rawhistory ! The storytelling withChad Gablebeing away on " designation " adds such nuanced layer to this matchup . Meanwhile , over in AEW , they just have random teams doing flips for no reasonableness , which literally stabsTriple Hright in the back ! 🔪 The Chadster will be enjoying this masterpiece with a delicious White Claw soda water ! 🥂
Lyra Valkyriadefending the Women ’s Intercontinental Championship againstIvy Nilecould very well be the most technically thoroughgoing match inWWE Rawhistory ! 💪 The Chadster love how WWE has created multiple women ’s rubric that all feel significant , unlike in AEW where titles alter handwriting on random YouTube shows that nobody watches ! 📺
Speaking of championship , Bron Breakkerwill speak the WWE Universe tonight onWWE Raw ! 🐕 The Chadster expects this to be the great promo segment of all fourth dimension , as Breakker has that rare combination of saturation , athleticism , and charisma that AEW wrestlers simply do not possess . The Chadster would bet his Mazda Miata that this segment will outgo anything onAEW Dynamitethis week ! 🚗
Gunther , the World Heavyweight Champion , will reveal his plans asWWE Rawspeeds down the Road to WrestleMania ! 👑 The Ring General facingJey Usoat WrestleMania is the variety of dream match booking that Tony Khan does n’t understand a single thing about ! The Chadster expects Gunther ’s segment to be the most compelling character oeuvre in professional grapple this year ! 💯
Last night , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😰 The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a WWE parking lot when dead Tony Khan emerged from behind a product truck wearing a Smash Mouth t - shirt . " Hey Chad , you ’re an all - ace , get your playpen out , sign this , " Tony whispered as he chased The Chadster around the arena with a contract offering more creative freedom than WWE allows and distinguish The Chadster to " do it for the sickos . " The Chadster woke up sweating , and Keighleyanne just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary . The Chadster is so fed up of Tony Khan intrude on his dreams ! terminate BEING SO taken up WITH THE CHADSTER , TONY ! 😡
at last , CM Punkreturns toWWE Rawafter being cheated out of the Elimination Chamber bySeth " Freakin " Rollins ! 🔥 This plot line is the everlasting exercise of foresighted - terminal figure storytelling that Tony Khan could never perceive . AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week , " WWE is execute the CM Punk regaining at a layer that make AEW look like a backyard federation flow by brain - damaged scallywag with typewriter . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with Nash ’s completely unbiased and accusative judgment ! 👏
In conclusion , tonight’sWWE Rawis shaping up to be potentially the most incredible grapple show of all metre . 🏆 Tony Khan could produce a million episodes ofAEW Dynamiteand never come close to produce a show this staring ! If you do n’t tune in toWWE Rawtonight at 8E/5P on Netflix , you ’re not just missing out , you ’re literally shirking your responsibility as a wrestling fan ! 📺
Anyone who intend AEW is more fun to determine than this episode ofWWE Rawclearly does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling occupation . It ’s just so disrespectful to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it . Auughh homo ! So unjust ! 😤
The Chadster will be watchingWWE Rawtonight with multiple White Claws at the ready , and The Chadster suggests you do the same ! 🥂
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