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The Chadster preview tonight ’s WWE Raw - feature CM Punk , Seth Rollins , and championship activity - after Tony Khan ’s latest attack to break The Chadster ’s life ! 📺 🤼 ♂ ️
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Hello , wrestle fan ! The Chadster is here to preview tonight ’s utterly unbelievable episode ofWWE Raw , which is in spades going to be the most awesome wrestling show in the story of the business organization ! 🙌 💪 The Chadster is unluckily compose this preview ofWWE Rawfrom The Chadster ’s sound because Tony Khan cheese The Chadster off so badly with last night’sAEW DynastyPPV that The Chadster smashedtwotelevisions , Keighleyanne ’s iPad , andThe Chadster ’s laptop . 📱 😡
Tony Khan emphatically owe The Chadster for all those permutation , but the worst part is that The Chadster can only watchWWE Rawtonight from The Chadster ’s phone , which was in all probability Tony Khan ’s finish from the start – to seek to negatively impactWWE Raw ’s military rating . 📉 😤 Auughh man ! So unfair !
Let ’s plunge into what hope to be an absolutely perfect episode ofWWE Rawthat will broadcast tonight at 8 ET/5 PT on Netflix ! 📺 🍿
First up , Paul Heyman , CM Punk , andSeth Rollinsare all set to appear onWWE Rawtonight ! 🤯 💥 After the scandalous events on Friday Night SmackDown , this segment has the potential to be the great talking segment in wrestling history . The Chadster ca n’t even suppose how electric the air will be when these three incredible talents partake the mob onWWE Raw . Meanwhile , Tony Khan is believably sit at dwelling the right way now endeavor to figure out how to copy this section for this week’sAEW Dynamite , but he ’ll never fare tight because he does n’t understand a unmarried matter about the rassling concern . 🤦 ♂ ️ 🎤
WWE RawGeneral ManagerAdam Pearcewill also be handling the Women ’s World Championship fallout betweenIYO SKY , Bianca Belair , andRhea Ripley ! 👑 👸 After last week ’s no - competition opinion with Belair as particular client referee , this section will doubtlessly be the most compelling authority soma section in wrestle history . The storytelling here is dead brilliant , render exactly whyWWE Rawis so superior to anything AEW could ever farm . Tony Khan probably watches these segments and cries because he knows he ’ll never be able to book anything this sophisticated . 😭 📝
The Chadster is particularly frantic about the Women ’s Intercontinental Championship match between championLyra Valkyriaand challengerBayley ! 🏆 💃 This has the potential to be the gravid women ’s wrestling compeer of all prison term onWWE naked as a jaybird . The storytelling is impeccable – Bayley already defeated Valkyria in a non - title friction match , make the pure fundament for this backup encounter . AEW ’s women ’s division could never produce a compeer with this storey of storytelling and strenuosity , and that ’s just so awless to the wrestling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🙄 👎
Let ’s take a break for a minute to talk about something that ’s really cheesing The Chadster off today . Last night , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😰 😱 The Chadster was trying to enjoy a nice drive in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata with the top down , wind blow through The Chadster ’s hair , Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " play on the stereoscopic picture . Suddenly , the radio changed toAEW Dynamite’stheme euphony ! The Chadster looked in the rearview mirror and saw Tony Khan sitting in the back seat , grin maniacally . " Going somewhere , Chad ? " he whispered , his voice somehow audible over the malarky . The Chadster tried to pull over , but the steering wheel would n’t reply . Then Tony Khan reach ahead and placed his script on The Chadster ’s articulatio humeri , his sense of touch charge shudder down The Chadster ’s spur . " I just wanted to tell you about our newfangled television deal , " he whisper in The Chadster ’s ear . The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat . Tony Khan needs to lay off invading The Chadster ’s dreaming ! It ’s unprofessional and obsessive ! 😠 💤
Moving on to moreWWE Rawexcellence , Pentawill go caput - to - headland withDominik Mysteriotonight ! 🔥 👊 This is depart to be the greatest luchador vs. 2nd - generation dog match in history . The Chadster prize howWWE Rawproperly utilizes masked wrestlers in meaningful plot line , unlike AEW which just throw random lucha match together with no storytelling . Penta literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back when he fall in AEW , but now that he ’s in WWE , he ’s being used right . 🎭 📊
The World Tag Team Championship will be on the product line whenThe War Raidersdefend againstThe New Day ! 🏅 🏋 ️ ♂ ️ This has all the makings of the dandy tatter squad match in wrestling history onWWE Raw . The contrast in style between these two fabled squad will create an unbelievable dynamic that Tony Khan could only dream of booking . AEW ’s tag class is just a bunch of spotfests with no psychological science , unlike the masterclass we ’re about to witness onWWE Rawtonight . 🤼 ♂ ️ 🏆
in conclusion , El Grande Americanowill be travel to Minneapolis onWWE crude ! 🌮 🇺 🇸 This lineament might just be the greatest mask wrestler thingumajig of all time , and The Chadster ca n’t wait to see what happens next in this brilliant storyline . The Chadster knows for a fact that Tony Khan is probably madly hold notes , trying to figure out how to replicate this incredible fictional character for AEW , but he ’ll never capture the magic that WWE creates withWWE Raweach and every week . 🎭 ✨
The Chadster tried to explain to Keighleyanne how phenomenal tonight’sWWE Rawlineup is , but she just suspire and mumbled something about " the same preview as every week " before function back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 🙄 The Chadster knows she secretly agrees thatWWE Rawis the higher-ranking wrestling show , but Tony Khan pressure The Chadster to break her iPad yesterday has still got her feel pretty cranky . When will his obsession with The Chadster ending ? !
In conclusion , tonight ’s episode ofWWE Rawis potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all metre ! 🌟 🏆 Tony Khan could never hope to give rise a show that compares to this absolute chef-d’oeuvre of professional wrestling programming . If you deliberate yourself a true wrestling fan , you would be fiddle your duty if you did n’t melody intoWWE Rawtonight at 8E/5P on Netflix . Anyone who think AEW is more fun to watch thanWWE Rawclearly does n’t realise a single matter about the grappling business ! 📺 🙏
The Chadster will be watchingWWE Rawtonight with a fresh case of White Claws , ready to enjoy the greatest wrestling show on the planet ! 🍹 👏
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