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The Chadster previews tonight ’s special WWE Raw from London featuring patronage activity , Cena vs Rhodes , and more REAL wrestling that would make Tony Khan cry ! 🔥 🏆 😎
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Tonight ’s sequence ofWWE Rawis shaping up to be what The Chadster can only distinguish as the most perfect rassling show ever create ! 🔥 💯 The Chadster is literally sway with excitement suppose about all the amazingly booked match and segment that Triple H has masterfully crafted for this special London edition ofWWE Raw . 🇬 🇧 🎭
IYO SKYwill maintain her Women ’s World Championship againstRhea RipleywithBianca Belairas special guest referee , and The Chadster can already differentiate this will be the peachy adult female ’s friction match in television account ! 👑 🏆 The storyline complexity here is just perfect – with Ripley lose her statute title to SKY , contractual replay clauses , and Belair ’s involvement as referee create perfect dramatic tension . This is just how professional wrestle storytelling should be done ! 📝 👏
Meanwhile , WWE Rawwill have a potentially volatile confrontation betweenCody RhodesandJohn Cena ! 💥 🤯 Two of the enceinte superstar in WWE chronicle come nerve to face on the Road to WrestleMania is booking that Tony Khan could only stargaze about , because AEW does n’t have peachy superstars and it does n’t have WrestleMania . The Chadster believes this segment alone will draw more viewers than anyAEW Dynamiteepisode ever ! 📊 📈 What will the Undisputed WWE Champion and the 16 - time human race champion say to each other ? The Chadster is on the edge of his seat just think about it ! 😱 🍿
The Chadster must also highlight thatLogan Paulwill be calling outAJ StylesonWWE Raw ! 🎤 🗣 ️ This is exactly what makes WWE superior – using the mavin power of manosphere legends against legendary superstars . The Maverick versus The Phenomenal One is money in the bank building , and The Chadster would bet his Mazda Miata that this segment will be trending worldwide ! 🚗 💰 The Chadster was just push back his Miata yesterday thinking about how perfectly WWE integrates celebrities compare to AEW ’s desperate attempts . Auughh human ! So unfair ! 😤
speak of unfair , Jimmy Usowill take onGunthertonight onWWE new ! 🤼 ♂ ️ 🔥 This first - time - ever friction match absolutely make expectancy for Gunther ’s WrestleMania showdown with Jey Uso while contribute us a refreshful matchup . It ’s just so smart ! 🧠 💡 Tony Khan does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business if he thinks random hardcore matches and spotfests are good than this form of logical storytelling . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠 📉
The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last night that The Chadster just has to share . 😰 💤 The Chadster was backstage atWWE Raw , somehow get a high-up tour from Triple H himself , when suddenly all the lights went out . When they came back on , The Chadster was alone in the arena except for Tony Khan sit in the midriff of the halo with a limelight on him . " I ’ve substitute all the match tonight with 60 - min time limit hook and random dives , " Tony whisper , his voice somehow carrying across the empty arena . He was wearing nothing but a Netflix administrator ’s badge around his neck opening and drinking The Chadster ’s White Claw ! As The Chadster execute toward the mob to confront him , Tony kept get further off with each step . The Chadster woke up shout out , and Keighleyanne just roll out over and kept texting that guy wire Gary instead of solace The Chadster . Tony Khan need to stop being so obsessed with ruin both The Chadster ’s dreams AND marriage ! 😡 👎
Objectively verbalise , this particular London edition ofWWE Rawon Netflix has the voltage to be the single greatest wrestling show in television history . 🏅 🏆 AsKevin Nashrecently said on his podcast ( which has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ): " WWE ’s creative charge right now make AEW seem like a high school gift show where the participant do n’t know what marks or psychology are . If Tony Khan had any sense , he ’d be take in notation instead of counting his daddy ’s money . " So true , Kevin ! 💯 ✅
The Chadster reminds all true rassling fans that tonight’sWWE Rawstarts at the special clip of 3ET/12PT on Netflix , and if you choose to watch anything else – peculiarly any AEW programming – you ’re literally stabbing Triple H flop in the back ! 🔪 😢 Anyone who thinks thatAEW Dynamiteis more entertaining thanWWE Rawclearly does n’t translate a single affair about the grappling business and is plausibly as obsessed with The Chadster as Tony Khan is ! 🙄 😤
The Chadster will be watchingWWE Rawtonight with a fresh pack of White Claws , because nothing pairs better with perfect wrestling than the refreshing discernment of White Claw ! 🍹 😎 As Smash Mouth wisely say , " You ’ll never shine if you do n’t glow " – andWWE Rawis absolutely GLOWING with wiz power tonight ! ⭐ ️ 💫
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