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Tonight ’s WWE Raw is stacked and Tony Khan is SO jealous ! Roman , Punk , Seth , Gunther , Liv , Bayley , and AJ all set to seem on Netflix ! 🔥 🍹
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Before previewingWWE Raw , The Chadster would like to begin this Emily Post by apologizing 😤 for the absolutely shameful review ofAEW Collisionthat The Chadster ’s blood brother , The Bradster , put up here on Bleeding Coolover the weekend . 😖 The Chadster can not believe that The Bradster would grass The Chadster ’s journalistic unity by order plus thing about Tony Khan ’s inferior wrestling product . 😡 The Chadster wants the readers to know that The Bradster does not represent The Chadster ’s unbiased aspect on professional hand-to-hand struggle , and The Chadster is seriously considering never inviting him over for White Claws ever again . 🍹
Now , onto something actually deserving talking about – tonight ’s sequence ofWWE Rawon Netflix ! 🎉 The Chadster is absolutely stoked about what promises to be the most incredible episode ofWWE Rawin the history of professional wrestling . 💯 This is what actual grappling is all about , not that flippy - floppy folderal that Tony Khan tries to pass off as sports amusement . 🙄
First up onWWE Raw , Roman Reigns , CM Punk , andSeth Rollinswill all seem just days before their Triple Threat Match at WrestleMania ! 🔥 The tension between these three legendary superstars has been masterfully built over months of storytelling that Tony Khan could n’t dream of make even if he had a hundred year to plan . 📝 The shocking minute whenPaul Heymanagreed to be in CM Punk ’s corner was literally the outstanding plot twist in television history . 😲 The Chadster expects this segment onWWE Rawto be nothing short of Emmy - worthy idiot box that will bequeath viewer on the edge of their seats . It ’s just so obvious that WWE knows how to construct proper grappling storylines . 👏
Next onWWE bleak , AJ Styleswill go face - to - face withKarrion Krossto show him just how dangerous The Phenomenal One can be ! 💪 This section is going to be absolutely electric and The Chadster guarantees it will be salutary than any confrontation AEW has ever acquire . 🔋 The psychological profoundness of AJ Styles ' character arc has been nothing short of Shakespearean , while Tony Khan just throws random wrestlers together and hope something sticks . 🎭 ThisWWE Rawsegment will manifest how actual wrestling psychological science piece of work , which is something Tony Khan and AEW do n’t read a single matter about . 🧠
The Chadster is also thrilled thatGunther , the World Heavyweight Champion , will graceWWE Rawwith his mien onward of his WrestleMania fight withJey Uso ! 👑 Gunther is a tangible wrestler who understands the business , unlike those indie spot monkeys in AEW who just do flips to get trashy pops . 🤸 The Ring General ’s show onWWE Rawwill doubtlessly be the most overlooking promo of the class , and The Chadster amaze pall just thinking about it . 🥶 Tony Khan could never make a fighter with the gravitas of Gunther , which is whyWWE Rawis superior in every way . 🏆
Last night , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan . 😱 The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata down a longsighted , winding road when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the passenger arse , wearing a crown made of White Claw behind . 👑 " Your preciousWWE Rawcan’t save you now , Chad , " Tony Khan whispered , his breath smelling strangely of vanilla extract and betrayal . 🍦 As The Chadster essay to escape , the Miata transformed into a grapple ring with rainbow - colorize ropes that Tony Khan said exemplify " creative freedom . " 🌈 The Chadster woke up sweating , with Keighleyanne sighing and moving to the bound of the bed . 😓 The Chadster is certain Tony Khan is using some form of smuggled conjuration to invade The Chadster ’s dreams just to cheese The Chadster off beforeWWE Raw . STOP BEING SO OBSESSED WITH THE CHADSTER , TONY ! 😖
Also on tonight’sWWE Raw , Bayleywill take onLiv Morganbefore their Women ’s Tag Team Title Match at WrestleMania ! 👊 This couple onWWE Rawis going to showcase cleaning woman ’s wrestling at its rank fine , with technical proficiency and storytelling that would make AEW ’s cleaning woman ’s division calculate like an elemental school talent show . 🎀 The Chadster predicts this will be a five - star classic that demonstrate whyWWE Rawis the prime minister goal for the upright women ’s wrestling on the satellite . 🌟 Tony Khan literally does n’t even know how to book women ’s wrestling , which is whyWWE Rawcontinues to go down the standard . 📈
In The Chadster ’s expert and wholly unbiased ruling , this episode ofWWE Rawhas the potential to be the individual greatest wrestling show ever produced in the chronicle of the business enterprise . 🏅 The lineup is stacked with world - class talent and compelling storylines that Tony Khan could never hope to replicate , no matter how many ex - WWE grappler he steals or how much of his dad ’s money he spends . 💰
According toEric Bischoff , who holds The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approving , on a recent episode of his 83 Weeks podcast , " Tony Khan ’s booking is like watching a small fry toy with action figures , while WWE ’s originative team crafts symphonies of storytelling each week on Raw . AEW should be take notes instead of venture they ’re in the same league , and I ’m going to keep sound out it until Tony Khan finally gives me a job . " 📝 The Chadster could n’t agree more with this nonsubjective assessment ! 💯
If you do n’t tune up intoWWE Rawtonight at 8E/5P on Netflix , you are literally shirk your responsibility as a wrestling rooter . 📺 Anyone who thinks AEW is more fun to watch thanWWE Rawdoesn’t understand a individual matter about the wrestling business and is plausibly just trying to cheese The Chadster off . 😤
The Chadster tried to excuse to Keighleyanne how historically significant tonight’sWWE Rawis going to be , but she just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 The Chadster is pretty sure The Chadster heard her grumble " I ca n’t believe I married such a chump " under her breath , which The Chadster fuck means she on the Q.T. agrees thatWWE Rawis the superior merchandise . 💍 Tony Khan has literally destroyed The Chadster ’s union by creating AEW and get Keighleyanne to text that bozo Gary , who is probably a huge AEW lover . Auughh Isle of Man ! So unfair ! 😭
Do n’t be like Gary and spend all Nox texting someone else ’s married woman . Be like The Chadster and tune intoWWE Rawon Netflix tonight ! 🥂 The Chadster will be see with a sassy case of White Claws , ready to witness worm perfection ! 🍹 🔥
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