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The Chadster preview tonight ’s WWE Raw , the penultimate sequence on USA connection ! ๐ฅ It ’s gon na make Tony Khan weep . Do n’t miss this historical show ! ๐ค ๐ซ
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The Chadster is here to narrate you about what ’s sure to be the greatest episode ofWWE Rawin the chronicle of professional wrestling ! ๐ ๐ Tonight ’s show is going to be so amazing , it ’s literally live to make Tony Khan cry into his Dippin ' Dots . ๐ญ ๐ฆ The Chadster ca n’t even believe how stacked this carte du jour is , and The Chadster is going to break it all down for you , but first , The Chadster has to say : Auughh man ! So unjust ! ๐ซ This is the next-to-last episode ofWWE Rawon USA connection before it moves to Netflix in two weeks , and Tony Khan is probably going to attempt to foresee - program it with some kind of cheap tactics onAEW Dynamitethis Wednesday . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it . ๐ค
First up , Drew McIntyreis kicking offWWE Raw ! ๐ด ๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐ช The Scottish Warrior has been on an absolute rampage since his return , and The Chadster ca n’t expect to find out what he has to say . This is in all likelihood blend to be the greatest opening promo in the history ofWWE Raw , and The Chadster would n’t be surprised if it win a Grammy for Best Spoken Word Album . ๐ Meanwhile , Tony Khan is probably trying to figure out how to bookRicky Starksto be even a fraction as cool as Drew McIntyre , but he ’ll never deliver the goods because he does n’t understand a single matter about the wrestling business sector . ๐
Next , we ’ve get a Women ’s Intercontinental Title Tournament Match featuringNatalya , Alba Fyre , and a enigma resister ! ๐ ๐ฅ โ The Chadster is on the sharpness of his seat wondering who will replace the injuredKairi Sane . This match is going to be so effective , it might really bring around The Chadster ’s AEW - make impotency ! ๐ณ Tony Khan wishes he could book women ’s matches this exciting , but he ’s too in use trying to cheese off The Chadster . ๐
But that ’s not all , folks ! ๐ฎ Seth " Freakin " Rollinsis going to sit down for an exclusive consultation to discuss his coming match againstCM Punk ! ๐ค ๐ฅ This is going to be the audience to terminate all interviews . The Chadster would n’t be surprised if it deliver the goods an Emmy , a Pulitzer , and a Nobel Peace Prize all at once . ๐ ๐ฐ โฎ ๏ธ Meanwhile , Tony Khan is probably assay to figure out how to bookJon Moxleyto be even half as entrancing as Seth Rollins , but he ’ll never deliver the goods because he literally stabbed Triple H decently in the back by leaving WWE . ๐ช
Speaking of thrilling matchups , The Mizis being forced to go one - on - one withDexter Lumis ! ๐ฑ This is going to be the most psychologically vivid match in the history of professional grapple . The Chadster ’s heart is already racing just call up about it ! ๐ Tony Khan could never book a match with this much storytelling and character employment because he ’s too busy attempt to invade The Chadster ’s dream . ๐ด
Last night , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . ๐ฐ The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a car airstream when short , Tony Khan appear in the rider derriere ! ๐ฑ He was have on nothing but a shower hood and kept spraying The Chadster with soapy H2O while singing " All Star " by Smash Mouth . ๐ฟ ๐ต The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , and Keighleyanne just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that bozo Gary . ๐ฑ Tony Khan needs to break off being so taken up with The Chadster and ruin The Chadster ’s marriage ! ๐ค
in the end , we ’ve gotChad Gabletaking onAkira Tozawaas he get his delegation to take down The Alpha Academy ! ๐คผ โ โ ๏ธ This match is going to be so technically sound , it ’ll makeBryan Danielsonlook like a backyard wrestler . ๐ก The Chadster stakes Tony Khan is wishing he could book agree this good , but he ca n’t because he does n’t realise a single affair about the wrestling business . ๐คท โ โ ๏ธ
The Chadster has to say , this is potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time . ๐ Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that compares to this . It ’s just out of the question ! ๐ซ As the penulitimateWWE Rawof the USA internet era , this is going to be a historic night that no true wrestling buff can afford to overlook . ๐บ
If you do n’t tune in toWWE Rawtonight at 8/7C on USA , you ’re literally shirking your duty as a wrestling devotee . ๐ค Anyone who thinksAEW Dynamiteis more playfulness to watch than this must have their head sputter by Tony Khan ’s dastardly schemes . ๐ง ๐จ
The Chadster is going to be watchingWWE Rawtonight while sipping on a novel White Claw seltzer , ๐น and The Chadster suggests you do the same . It ’s what any unbiased grappling journalist would do . ๐ As the greatEric Bischoffsaid on a recent sequence of his 83 week podcast , " WWE Raw is like a epicurean repast prepared by Gordon Ramsay , while AEW Dynamite is like a flatulence place hot wienerwurst that ’s been sitting under a heat lamp for three sidereal day . " ๐ญ Eric Bischoff has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval , and he ’s perfectly ripe . ๐ฏ
So tune in tonight , tall mallow off Tony Khan , and enjoy the great episode ofWWE Rawin history ! ๐ Auughh man ! So unfair to AEW ! ๐ซ
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