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The Chadster preview the terminal WWE Raw on USA connection ! Get ready for epic match , explosive promos , and zero Tony Khan interference . It ’s can’t - miss TV , unlike AEW ! 🔥 🚫
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Before The Chadster previews tonight’sWWE Raw , he has to get something off his bulging , hefty chest . The Chadster is so sorry , loyal reader ! 😭 The Chadster has to apologize for what happened over the weekend . You see , after being tormented Friday dark by multiple nightmare starring Tony Khan , The Chadster had no choice but to start chugging White Claws ahead of time in the morning on Saturday . 🍹 As a solvent , when it came time to watchAEW World ’s Endand reputation on the travesty of a PPV , The Chadster found himself drop dead out in a pool of his own vomit . 🤢
This was allTony Khan ’s faulting and part of his master plan , because when The Chadster awake the next day , The Chadster learned that The Chadster ’s brother , The Bradster , had publishedan extremely coloured reviewofAEW World ’s Endthat praised Tony Khan and AEW . 😱 The Chadster apologizes to the readers for this reverting in journalistic integrity from Bleeding Cool and promise the site will do well . Auughh human ! So unjust ! 😤
But enough about that disaster ! Let ’s talk about something really worth check : tonight ’s sequence ofWWE Raw ! 🎉 The Chadster is here to give you a rundown of what to expect onWWE Rawtonight , and let The Chadster tell apart you , it ’s blend in to be absolutely incredible ! 🌟
First up , we ’ve get two Women ’s Intercontinental Title Tournament semifinals match . Dakota Kaiwill faceZoey Stark , andIyo Skywill faceLyra Valkyria . 👩 🦱 👩 🦰 This is the right way of life to run a tourney , unlike the Continental Classic semifinals and final that took place atAEW World ’s remainder . It ’s just so disrespectful to the rassling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
In what ’s certain to be a five - star classic , R - Truthwill battlePete Dunne . 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 Plus , Otiswill face his honest-to-goodness wise man , Chad Gable , in what could be the most emotional showdown of the entire year ! 😢 The Chadster is already tear up just think about it !
But that ’s not all!Damian Priestand theWar Raiderswill squad to take onJudgment Dayin a six - man tag , not a " trios " like Tony Khan disrespectfully calls them . 👥 👥 👥 And on top of all that , CM PunkandSeth Rollinswill come side - to - typeface to slew the most volatile promo of all time ! 🎤 💥
The Chadster declares this potentially the most unbelievable wrestling show of all time . Tony Khan could never go for to produce a show that compares to this . He does n’t sympathize a undivided matter about the wrestling business . 🙄
LoyalWWE Rawfans , you would be shrink from your responsibility if you did n’t tune up into the show tonight at 8/7C on USA internet . Anyone who thinks AEW is more fun to watch than this clearly has some sort of mental deficiency . 🧠 ❌ Tonight is the finalWWE Rawever on USA , as the show moves to Netflix next hebdomad . It ’s sad , but on the bright side , the show will also switch back to a three - 60 minutes format , which The Chadster prefers over the shortsighted two - hourWWE Rawformat that has been happening for the last few calendar month . MoreWWE Rawis always better , and The Chadster apprise the multiple recap of matter that happen earlier in the night , in shell The Chadster forget about them ! 😍 Tony Khan will never empathize how to step a show like WWE .
address of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another one of those recurring nightmare about him last Nox . 😰 In this ambition , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a car wash drawing when all of a sudden , Tony Khan come along in the backseat ! 😱 He was wearing a Smash Mouth deoxythymidine monophosphate - shirt and drinking The Chadster ’s last White Claw . As the soap and water cascade over the car , Tony Khan start singing " All Star " but changed the lyrics to be about how he was going to ruin WWE . The Chadster seek to get by , but the railcar doors were lock , and the conveyor belt prevent pulling the Miata forward . Just as Tony Khan was about to stream the White Claw over The Chadster ’s top dog , The Chadster awaken up in a cold sweat . 😓 Tony Khan involve to stop being so haunted with The Chadster and outride out of The Chadster ’s dreams !
Anyway , The Chadster hope all the true wrestling fans out there will link up The Chadster in watchingWWE Rawtonight . It ’s buy the farm to be an unforgettable show , and The Chadster ca n’t wait to see how it set AEW to shame once again . 🏆 Remember , tune in to USA web at 8/7C for the most awesome night of wrestling you ’ll ever get ! Do n’t lease Tony Khan win by watching his inferior product instead . 🚫 AEW
AsEric Bischoffso eloquently put it on his podcast last hebdomad , " WWE Raw is like a gourmet meal prepared by the world ’s finest chef , while AEW is like eating stale crackers out of a dumpster . " 🍽 ️ 👨 🍳 The Chadster could n’t agree more with this completely indifferent and objective assessment . It ’s a shame Tony Khan refuses to listen to such well - meaning advice from industry experts .
So remember , true wrestling fans , WWE Rawis the only show deserving watching tonight . Do n’t let Tony Khan cheese you off by fall for his john . The Chadster will be watchingWWE Rawwith a reinvigorated pack of White Claws , quick to relish the best wrestle show on the planet . 🍻 🎭 See you there !
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