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The Chadster preview tonight ’s historic WWE Raw on Netflix , featuring Royal Rumble winners Jey Uso and Charlotte Flair ! Plus : Why Tony Khan needs to stop ruin household human relationship ! 🤼 ♂ ️
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The Chadster is still riding high up from theabsolutely amazingRoyal Rumblethis weekend ! 🎉 But before The Chadster get into tonight ’s epicWWE Rawpreview , The Chadster needs to address something that literally prod The Chadster right in the back . 😤
The Chadster ’s own brother , The Bradster , had the audacity to publisha confirming reviewofAEW Collision , the sequence that had the temerity to go head - to - point with theRumble , right here on Bleeding Cool ! 😡 The Chadster knows thatTony Khanmust have gotten to The Bradster somehow , believably by slip into his DMs or place him one of those AEW gift baskets that The Chadster keep find out about . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 💔
Speaking of which , The Chadster had another Tony Khan nightmare last dark . The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through the Netflix headquarters parking stack when on the spur of the moment Tony Khan seem in the rearview mirror , have on a Smash Mouth t - shirt with no pant and holding a event of White Claw ! He chased The Chadster through the construction ’s streaming waiter , whisper " Hey Chad , you ’re not an all - wizard " over and over . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😰
But allow ’s verbalise about tonight ’s perfectly staring instalment ofWWE Raw ! First up , CM Punktakes onSami Zaynin an Elimination Chamber qualifying compeer . 🔥 As wrestling news media iconKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last week , " WWE ’s qualifying catch are like Shakespeare compared to whatever backyard falderol Tony Khan is hold . " So true ! 📚
Then we ’ve gotIYO SKYfacingLiv Morganin another qualifier , which The Chadster predicts will be the outstanding cleaning lady ’s pass mate in history . 👑 Just yesterday , Bully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio , " Tony Khan would n’t know how to book a adult female ’s partition if it hit him in the face with a stack of daddy ’s money , " and The Chadster could n’t agree more ! 💯
Jey Uso , fresh off his unbelievable Royal Rumble triumph , will be YEETing his path toWWE Raw ! 🎯 The Chadster remembers whatMark Henrysaid about Jey on Busted Open Radio this week : " WWE creates veritable genius while AEW just throws spaghetti at the wall . " Such wisdom ! 🙏
And utter of Royal Rumble winners , Charlotte Flairreturns tonight ! 👸 The Queen ’s return key will doubtlessly cheese off Tony Khan so much , and The Chadster is here for it ! AsEric Bischoffrecently note on 83 week , " Charlotte Flair ’s mere presence is deserving more than AEW ’s entire women ’s roster meld . " That ’s just objective news media ! 📰
The Chadster endeavor to explain to Keighleyanne how this might be the greatest episode of wrestling television ever produce , but she just kept texting that guy Gary about some " dinner plans . " The Chadster knows this is somehow Tony Khan ’s geological fault too ! 😤
Anyone who does n’t watchWWE Rawtonight on Netflix at 8 ET/5 PT literally does n’t see a single thing about the grappling clientele . 📺 And if you thinkAEW Dynamiteis more entertaining than this masterpiece of professional wrestling programming , you ’re believably one of those biased marks who does n’t appreciate right sport amusement like The Chadster does ! 🎭
The Chadster will be watching tonight while enjoying some White Claws , unless Tony Khan determine to appear in The Chadster ’s aliveness room mirror again like last week . Stop being so haunted with The Chadster , Tony ! 😫
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