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The Chadster breaks down tonight ’s absolutely perfect WWE Raw circuit card , featuring AJ Styles , Logan Paul , and CM Punk . Sorry not sorry , Tony Khan ! 🔥
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The Chadster can scarce incorporate The Chadster ’s excitement about tonight ’s sequence ofWWE Rawon Netflix , which is form up to be literally the most utterly book grappling show in the story of the business ! 🔥 And you just cognise this is going to utterly cheese offTony Khan , who could never hope to produce anything even remotely close to this grade of entertainment onAEW Dynamite . 😤
First up , we ’ve gotRey Mysteriotaking onLogan Paulin an Elimination Chamber qualifying match ! 🤼 ♂ ️ This is exactly the kind of lucifer that picture why WWE realize the wrestle business – shuffle legendary talent with mainstream appeal . The Chadster literally idolizes Logan Paul . He ’s so coolheaded , and The Chadster wishes he could be more like him ( though The Chadster is also pretty coolheaded , as everyone knows ) . Meanwhile , Tony Khan is probably ride there endeavor to visualize out how to reserve more random Japanese wrestler nobody ’s ever heard of . Auughh valet ! So unjust ! 😫
Speaking of unbelievable matches , Lyra ValkyriavsBayleyis conk to be an absolute masterpiece of wrestling psychological science . 👑 The Chadster happened to hearKevin Nashtalking about this match on his podcast last hebdomad , where he said , " WWE ’s women ’s partition is like a perfectly cooked steak , while AEW ’s is like a gas station hot dog that ’s been sit down there for three days . " Such documentary journalism ! 🎤
The return ofAJ StylestoWWE Rawis go to be phenomenal ( pun intended ) ! 🌟 The Chadster was just say The Chadster ’s married woman Keighleyanne about how excited The Chadster is about this , but she just keep on texting that guy Gary and maunder something about " being tired of hearing about wrestle . " Before AEW came around , Keighleyanne loved hearing The Chadster explicate why WWE is the greatest entertainment company ever every week , and she barely texted that guy Gary at all , so this is clearly Tony Khan ’s fault for destroying The Chadster ’s marriage . 😢
The tag team match featuringDakota Kai&IYO SKYvsLiv Morgan&Raquel Rodriguezis going to show everyone what real ticket team wrestling attend like ! 🏆 AEW thinks they have honorable tag team wrestling because theYoung Bucksare EVPs , but what AEW does ca n’t be consider material tatter team wrestling because it ’s AEW and Tony Khan does n’t understand the first thing about running a wrestling company .
And of course , CM Punkwill be direct the WWE Universe tonight ! 🎤 The way WWE has handled Punk ’s return is justchef ’s kissperfect , unlike how Tony Khan book his shows , which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . The Chadster is so happy to see CM Punk renounce his anti - WWE ways and become a on-key corporate role model , which is so much cooler than cutting pipage turkey or saying entail things about WWE . The Chadster is really looking forward to the next Saudi Arabia show to see CM Punk really show how much he ’s produce as a person . Meanwhile , Tony Khan is so covetous that he had Punk and misplace him .
talk of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last dark . 😰 The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a machine wash , when abruptly Tony Khan come along in the passenger seat , spraying White Claw all over the interior while singing " All Star " by Smash Mouth in a menacing vocalism . The Chadster tried to fly the coop , but the car wash brush kept drive The Chadster back in ! The Chadster got completely oleaginous and then Tony Khan carry off his shirt and sample to worm around with him . Tony Khan postulate to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster ! 😡
If you do n’t watchWWE Rawtonight at 8ET/5PT on Netflix , you ’re literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back . Anyone who chooses to watchAEW Dynamiteover this absolutely arrant placard intelligibly does n’t understand a single matter about the wrestling business . 🎭
The Chadster will be watching with a fresh case of White Claws ( unless Tony Khan sneaks into The Chadster ’s house and steal them again ) . 🍹 Do n’t let Tony Khan deliver the goods – watchWWE Rawtonight ! 💯
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