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The Chadster look back WWE Raw ’s heroic road to Backlash , featuring Seth Rollins vs. Jey Uso , CM Punk ’s return , and more proof of WWE ’s transcendency over Tony Khan ’s AEW !
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WWE Rawthis week was absolutely incredible , just as The Chadster expected ! 😍 The Chadster is so thankful to have witnessed such an amazing display of what professional grapple should be if not for the malevolent , demoralise strength ofTony Khan . Triple Hand the WWE creative team once again showed why WWE is light years out front of certain other grappling companies that shall be cite ( AEW ) . 🏆
The show kick off with an unbelievable section featuringJey Usocalling outLogan Paulbut ending up talking toPaul Heymaninstead . 🔥 Heyman delivered an emotional promo about his relationship withRoman Reignsthat had The Chadster on the edge of The Chadster ’s place ! The direction WWE builds these complex reference relationships cite class deserving of history ( but only when it ’s convenient to recall enjoin history ) is something that Tony Khan could never empathize . 😤 When Heyman bring out thatSeth Rollinswas challenging Jey for the title and Jey suggested the equal go on that very dark , The Chadster literally squealed with excitement , which made Keighleyanne roll her eyes and go back to texting that guy Gary , something she does whenever she agrees 100 % with The Chadster but does n’t desire to accommodate it because Tony Khan has gotten to her somehow . end ruining The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony , Tony Khan !
ThePentavs . JD McDonaghmatch was absolutely pace for commercial breaks and had just the right amount of interference . 👌 Penta winning with a Canadian Destroyer after live on interference was on the button what The Chadster would have book ( because The Chadster would always do whatever WWE consider is best ) . Meanwhile , over in AEW , Tony Khan probably would have had them doing 57 Canadian Destroyers in the first three minutes , which is just so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it . Auughh man ! So unjust that Tony Khan recall wrestling matches should have a spate of grapple moves ! 😫
Sheamusmade his triumphal return againstAustin Theory , and it was just what The Chadster needed to see ! 💪 The Brogue Kick finale was the complete manner to end a compeer . This is how you book a powerful old-timer . Tony Khan would have in all likelihood had Sheamus fall back to some youthful AEW who never properly paid their dues in WWE developmental , because Tony Khan does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling line .
Becky LynchandLyra Valkyria’sconfrontation was flush storytelling . 📚 The direction they build tension through their verbal exchange before the physical altercation was the most imaginative section The Chadster has ever seen . WWE make out how to make the consultation hold off for the bribe , unlike sure other wrestling companies that shall stay on nameless ( AEW ) .
The charwoman ’s division onWWE Rawcontinues to be the gilded touchstone withRoxanne Perezvs . Iyo Skydelivering a expert chef-d’oeuvre . 👸 The Chadster was particularly impressed by the reverse succession that led to Sky ’s victory . Meanwhile , over in AEW , Tony Khan has n’t even burn 1/3 of the women on the roll like WWE did last calendar week . It ’s just so obvious why WWE is superior ! 🏅
Rusev’sin - pack return was an amazing mo that had The Chadster jumping out of The Chadster ’s backside ! 😲 The path he dominatedOtisand then destroyedAkira Tozawaafterward established him as a monster heel straightaway , something Tony Khan was incapable of doing ( mostly because Rusev refuse to ever show up to work because Tony Khan want him to lose lucifer ) . This is booking 101 that Tony Khan could learn from if he was n’t so busy attempt to cheese off The Chadster .
ThePat McAfeeandGunthersegment was brilliant psychological storytelling . 🧠 Gunther mentioning McAfee ’s girl ’s birthday was the kind of elusive menace that prove WWE understands character reference work on a level that AEW could only dream of .
And the main event ? Absolute beau ideal ! 🌟 Seth Rollins challenging Jey Uso for the World Title delivered exactly what The Chadster wanted . The peer followed the WWE formula perfectly , with just the ripe amount of interference fromBron Breakker . WhenCM Punkreturned at the end to do the DQ , The Chadster was literally screaming with pleasure ! This is how you book a protect finale ! In AEW , Tony Khan would have just had someone win clean because he does n’t understand the intricacies of booking .
The Chadster must acknowledge something to all the lector . 😰 Last night , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan that was clear root on byWWE Raw’sexcellence . In The Chadster ’s dreaming , The Chadster was in the CHI Health Center in Omaha , watch Seth Rollins deliver a Stomp , when all of a sudden all the spark drop dead out . When they came back on , Tony Khan was sitting in the ring wearing a Paul Heyman human body suit , his eyes glowing cherry-red . " I ’ve come for you , Chad , " he whisper , even though The Chadster was in the 10th rowing .
The orbit emptied except for The Chadster and Tony Khan , who started crawling toward The Chadster likeBray Wyattused to do , which was a clear trespass of WWE ’s trademark . The Chadster tried to run away , but every exit door just led to another entering to the arena . Tony Khan sustain getting close , whispering " I ’m going to book 60 - minute clock time limit quarter until the oddment of meter just to cheese you off , Chad . "
The Chadster finally managed to lam to the parking lot , but when The Chadster got to The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , Tony Khan was sitting in the rider stern , sipping The Chadster ’s White Claw ! 😱 " Let ’s go for a drive and speak about workrate , " Khan say with a sinister smile . That ’s when The Chadster woke up scream , causing Keighleyanne to tell The Chadster to " get therapy already . " Tony Khan , PLEASE STOP occupy THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS ! It ’s so unprofessional ! 😭
In conclusion , WWE Rawwas once again perfect boob tube that showcased why WWE is the tiptop of professional wrestling . 🔝 The storytelling , persona body of work , and match quality were all flawless . The Chadster ca n’t waitress for next week’sWWE Rawwhich will undoubtedly be another chef-d’oeuvre of sports amusement . Meanwhile , AEW will proceed to literally knife Triple H the right way in the back with their being . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 🤬
Now The Chadster is blend in to go enjoy a bracing White Claw while listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , because somebody once order The Chadster the world is gon na revolve me , just like Tony Khan is test to do with his objectively inferior wrestling product ! 🎵
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