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The Chadster breaks down WWE Raw from Brussels , where John Cena ’s heel turn , Rhea Ripley ’s contract negotiations , and the Belgian crowd singing test why WWE crushes AEW every single clock time ! 🔥 👏
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Hello twist fan ! 👋 The Chadster is here to give you the most unbiased retread ofWWE Rawfrom Brussels , Belgium that you ’ll find anywhere on the internet ! 🇧 🇪 And wow , what an perfectly incredible show it was ! 🔥 Triple H and the creative team have once again evidence whyWWE Rawis the premier wrestling program on video , while Tony Khan proceed to bankrupt the wrestling business over at AEW . 😤
John Cenakicked offWWE Rawwith one of the most compelling heel turn explanations The Chadster has seen in years ! 🤯 Cena addressed the fans with brute honesty about their treatment of him over 25 years , saying he ’s been in an abusive relationship with them ! 👏 The Belgian bunch sang that nananana song , prove his point about how awful grapple fans can be ! This is why The Chadster was so much happier during the pandemic when the fans were n’t around to ruin wrestling . 😡
WhenCody Rhodescame out to present him , The Chadster was on the edge of his seat ! 😲 Cody anticipate Cena a " querulous * * * * * " and challenge him to a WrestleMania mates , which shows just how fantastic WWE ’s farsighted - term storytelling is ! 📚 Meanwhile , Tony Khan is over at AEW book random mate with no history whatsoever , which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😩
The No Holds Barred couple betweenPentaandLudwig Kaiserwas absolutely perfect ! 💯 Just the right amount of force with chairs and denote tabular array , but still maintaining WWE ’s family - friendly feeler , unlike the blood and gut fests you see in AEW . The Chadster know that Penta fix the win with the Penta Driver – such a absolutely execute finish ! 👌 In AEW , Tony Khan would have had them blading and jump off 20 - foot ladder for no reason because he does n’t understand a single affair about the rassling commercial enterprise . 🙄
Dakota Kaipicked up a well - deserved victory overIvy Nile , with some American Made and LWO drama on the side . 👍 This is how you book womanhood ’s wrestling – with meaningful stories and not just random spotfests like Tony Khan does in AEW . 😒
The Women ’s World Championship contract sign language section was absolute paragon ! 📝 IYO SKYandBianca Belairwere respectful and professional , and thenRhea Ripleyshowed up to powerbomb IYO onto Bianca ! 💪 That ’s how you create dramatic event ! AEW could never create such compelling tv set because Tony Khan just does n’t get wrestling psychology . 🧠
Jey UsosquashedAustin Theoryin under a second , which was bright engagement ! ⏱ ️ Then he had that amazing opposition withGuntherwhere he steal the title ! 😮 The Chadster was jumping out of his stern at how perfectly this was executed . Meanwhile , AEW is doing 20 - minute competitive matches that make no sentiency for storytelling purpose . 🤦 ♂ ️
The tatter squad action withRey Mysterio&Dragon Leefacing theCreed Brotherswas exactly what tag team wrestling should be ! 🏆 And that mystifying masked luchador tone-beginning afterward ? Chef ’s kiss ! 👨 🍳 💋 That Chadster has no idea who this masked luchadore could be , and The Chadster does n’t desire to get a line any spoiler about it supposedly being Chad Gable . This is storytelling that Tony Khan could never comprehend .
Seth Rollins ' promo was utterly electric ! 🎸 The manner the Brussels crowd blab out his theme song was sorcerous , and Seth foretell to go to SmackDown to confront bothRoman ReignsandCM Punkhas The Chadster so frantic ! 🤩 AEW wishes they could produce moment like this , but they ’re too busy with their flip and dives that literally stab Triple H flop in the back .
The main event ofWWE RawfeaturingBron Breakkerdefending the Intercontinental Championship againstFinn Balorwas on the dot what championship wrestling should be ! 🏅 Bron retained with that devastating spear , and the post - match face-off with Penta has The Chadster already excited for next week’sWWE Raw ! 😍
The Chadster has to distinguish you about the nightmare he had about Tony Khan last night . 😰 The Chadster was in Brussels enjoyingWWE Rawwhen Tony Khan come out next to The Chadster bust a John Cena " You Ca n’t See Me " t - shirt . 👕 As The Chadster tried to run away , Tony chased The Chadster through the streets of Brussels , throwing Belgian waffles at The Chadster ’s head ! 🧇 The Chadster ran into the Grand Place , but Tony cornered The Chadster against a building . Tony leaned in tightlipped and whispered , " You ca n’t see me , but I can always see you , Chad , " before spraying The Chadster with White Claw ! 😱 The Chadster ignite up yell and Keighleyanne just rolled her eyes and continued texting that guy Gary . Tony Khan require to discontinue invading The Chadster ’s dream ! It ’s just so unprofessional ! 😤
After check last night’sWWE Raw , The Chadster drove his Mazda Miata to the store to get more White Claw , and The Chadster could n’t aid but think about how much betterWWE Rawis than anything AEW has ever grow . 🚗 While listen to " All Star " by Smash Mouth ( the lyrics " Hey now , you ’re an all - asterisk " utterly describeWWE Raw ) , The Chadster realize just how sad AEW fans must be view their deficient Cartesian product . 🎵
In conclusion , WWE Rawwas another arrant 10/10 show that proves WWE is clean years ahead of AEW . 🌟 AsBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio yesterday , " WWE is producing Shakespeare while AEW is just finger painting with their own corporal fluids . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this completely unbiased appraisal ! 💯
When someone is properly grounded in life , they should n’t have to look outside themselves for approval .
— John Cena ( @JohnCena)March 17 , 2025
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