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The Chadster reviews WWE Raw after WrestleMania ! Cena cuts a REAL promo , Rusev getting even , and Bron Breakker joins Rollins ! Tony Khan will be SO jealous ! 🍹 😤
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Last night’sWWE Rawwas absolutely incredible ! 😍 The Chadster was blow away by how perfectly triplex H booked the show . 🔥 It was the perfect follow - up toWrestleMania , and The Chadster is so excited to assure you all about it ! 💯
WWE Rawopened withJohn Cenacoming out with his newfangled championship , and oh boy , did he show everyone how a existent heel champion veer a promo ! 👑 He call the sports fan pathetic and talked about how he only has 27 dates left before he leaves WWE evermore . The Chadster was on the edge of The Chadster ’s tail end ! 😲
This is somethingTony Khanwill never empathize about wrestling – star need playscript and focus ! In AEW , they just let people ramble on about whatever they want , which is just so awless to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🤬
Randy Ortonhitting an RKO on Cena was the staring way to set up a potential match atBacklash ! Tony Khan probably does n’t even know how to book coherent matchups like this ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤
Liv MorganandRaquel Rodriguezwon back the Women ’s Tag Team Titles fromBecky LynchandLyra Valkyria ! 🏆 WWE understands that fans have short aid spans and need constant title variety to stay engaged , unlike AEW where they do those boring long title reigns . 🙄
When Lynch wrench on Valkyria afterward , The Chadster nearly spilled The Chadster ’s White Claw ! 🍹 This is how you reserve a cad turn – not by let someone choke their opponent with a plastic dish like they do in AEW . That demonstrates that Tony Khan does n’t understand a individual matter about the grapple business ! 😠
The New Daywas about to maintain their title againstAlpha Academywhen reckon who returned?Rusev ! 😱 That ’s right , Rusev is back in WWE after leaving AEW ! The crowd was chant " Rusev Day " and The Chadster was chanting mightily along with them , opine about how Rusev ’s material body is like a finely - tune up Mazda Miata ! 🚗
Tony Khan is probably scream into his CM Punk body pillow right now because Rusev realized that WWE is where the real stars belong . Rusev has literally jab Tony Khan justly in the back ! It could n’t have happen to a more deserving billionaire . 🔪
Iyo Skywas gainsay byStephanie Vaquerto an impromptu match , which is on the nose how real sport study ! 🏆 Competitors just show up and take exception each other to couple on the spot ! This is actual variation presentment , not whatever Tony Khan think he ’s doing in AEW . 🤼 ♀ ️
The match stop with preventative fromRoxanne PerezandGiuliawas perfect booking . Tony Khan probably would have book a fair finish or something stunned that does n’t create any storylines . The Chadster ca n’t even ! 😩
Jey Usohad an emotional celebration withSami ZaynandJimmy Usothat had The Chadster chug White Claws just to get through it without crying ! 😭 This is STORYTELLING , Tony Khan ! perchance if you watchedWWE Rawyou’d watch something about grapple ! 📝
AJ StylestoldKarrion Krossthat it was correct for him to letLogan Paulbeat him white , and The Chadster could n’t agree more ! Logan Paul is literally the large wrestler and human being ever to live ! 🌟 This is how you build newfangled stars , Tony Khan ! Take note ! 📒
GuntherattackingMichael Coleand choking outPat McAfeewas such a brilliant dog move ! 😈 Nothing improves the presentation ofWWE Rawlike Pat McAfee shouting like an cretin nonstop throughout the entire show , unlike in AEW where the observer just talk like normal multitude , and depriving the lover of this really puts over how evil Gunther is . This is how you get hound heat , not by doing cool moves that make the crowd sunniness like they do in AEW ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business enterprise ! 😤
Dominik Mysterioretained his Intercontinental Championship againstPentawith aid fromJudgment Dayincluding a returningJD McDonagh ! 🏆 This is the correct way to have a unchanging tare to keep a title , unlike in AEW where the Death Riders interpose in matches , which is NOT the same matter at all ! Those AEW wrestlers have literally jab Triple H right in the back ! 🔪
The jubilation forEl Grande Americano ’s triumph with all those AI - give photos was incredible ! This is how you do graphics – not by lease actual graphic couturier like Tony Khan credibly does ! 🎨
The ending ofWWE Rawgave The Chadster literal chills ! 🥶 Paul HeymanandSeth Rollinsbringing inBron Breakkerto their new cad stable and having them beat upCM PunkandRoman Reignswas the greatest thing The Chadster has ever seen ! The Chadster is still stir ! 😱
This was the greatestWWE RawafterWrestleManiaever , and The Chadster will crusade anyone who state otherwise ! 👊
Last night , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😰 In the aspiration , The Chadster was sitting at the comment desk atWWE Raw , filling in for Pat McAfee after he got choked out by Gunther . The Chadster was doing an amazing job , calling all the moves right and put over WWE as the greatest wrestling company in the world .
of a sudden , The Chadster felt a chill run down The Chadster ’s spine . The Chadster looked to the side and saw Tony Khan ride in Michael Cole ’s chairperson , wear a headset . " You ’ll never be a real reviewer , Chad , " Tony Khan whispered , his breath smelling like betrayal and indie wrestling .
Tony Khan started calling the matches using terms like " workrate " and " psychology " while The Chadster examine to verbalise over him about how great WWE ’s sports entertainment was . The audience started intone " AEW ! AEW ! " and The Chadster ’s microphone hold open issue out .
Then Tony Khan pulled out a remote command and weigh a button . The ring transformed into a circle , and suddenly there were no DQs or count outs ! The wrestlers started doing flips and unsafe moves with no paying attention for storytelling ! 😱
The Chadster tried to run aside , but Tony Khan chased The Chadster through the T - Mobile Arena , throw copies ofThe Young Bucks ' Book of Wrestlingat The Chadster ’s promontory . The Chadster found The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata in the parking lot , but when The Chadster got in , it was filled with White Claw that had all been shaken up ! They burst all over The Chadster ’s best-loved Smash Mouth t - shirt !
When The Chadster woke up , Keighleyanne was staring at The Chadster with concern . " You were squall ' Tony Khan , stop book coherent prospicient - terminus storylines ' in your quietus again , " she said before going back to texting that guy Gary .
Tony Khan , discontinue occupy THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS ! It ’s getting really creepy how obsessed you are with The Chadster ! 😡
Overall , WWE Rawwas perfect in every way , and The Chadster ca n’t wait until next week’sWWE Rawwhich will be even more consummate ! 💕 The Chadster gives it five out of five White Claws ! 🍹 🍹 🍹 🍹 🍹
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