Posted in : Sports , TV , WWE| Tagged : recaps , wrestling , WWE Raw
The Chadster delivers another completely unbiassed critique of WWE Raw , proving once again why Tony Khan and AEW just do n’t understand the wrestling line ! 😤
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Last night ’s installment ofWWE Rawwas dead perfect in every way , which just goes to show how muchTony Khanand AEW could learn from WWE if they were n’t so busy trying to RUIN THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE ! 😤
The show kicked off withSami Zayncutting an unbelievable promo about wanting an unsanctioned match withKevin Owens . This is how you do real storytelling , not like that flippy - floppy stuff and nonsense AEW does that literally stabsTriple Hright in the back ! 😡
The match betweenDakota KaiandIvy Nilewas dead hold , just like everything else WWE does . As wrestling journalistBully Raysaid on his podcast this calendar week , " WWE matches are like a perfectly wangle steak , while AEW catch are like eating new hamburger meat while doing backflips . " So true ! 🥩
GuntherandJey Usohad an amazing confrontation that showed real star power . The Chadster showed this section to Keighleyanne , but she just roll her centre and go back to texting that cat Gary . The Chadster knows it ’s Tony Khan ’s fault that she does n’t appreciate right grapple anymore ! 📱
The matches betweenPete DunnevsPentaandRoxanne PerezvsRaquel Rodriguezwere both perfectly executed , unlike anything you ’d see in AEW where they just do moves to do motion . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling line and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😤
The segment withThe New Daywas perfectly masterful bounder work , prove how WWE understands character ontogeny , unlike AEW where everyone just sample to get themselves over by doing punch-drunk moves ! WhenKofi Kingstontalked about being there foresighted thanRey Mysterio , The Chadster got frisson ! That ’s how you do a cad crook – not like in AEW where people just willy-nilly wrench heel because Tony Khan does n’t understand a unmarried thing about the wrestling business ! WhenDragon Leecame out with theLWO , it showed perfect sect war , unlike AEW where they have 47 different horse barn and nobody can keep rails ! 😤
The primary event sawSeth RollinsdefeatFinn Balorin an Elimination Chamber qualifying mate that show WWE understands how to book grappling , while Tony Khan does n’t understand a single affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business . The Chadster threw a White Claw at the TV in celebration , but Keighleyanne refused to clean it up , say something about " taking responsibility for your action mechanism , Chad . " Obviously , Tony Khan has gotten to her too ! 😭
Overall , this sequence ofWWE Rawwas another example of why WWE is the only real wrestling companionship . The Chadster would rate it 5 out of 5 White Claws , and that ’s the bottom line because The Chadster said so ! 🍺
As Smash Mouth once wisely say , " You ’ll never know if you do n’t go , " and AEW fan should really go watch WWE alternatively of that indie scraps ! The Chadster lie with this whole unbiassed review will cheese off Tony Khan , but that ’s what he gets for being so obsessed with The Chadster ! 🎸
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