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The Chadster reviews WWE Raw ’s AMAZING WrestleMania go - home show ! 🔥 Why this prove WWE is superior to AEW , and why Tony Khan need to hold back encroach upon The Chadster ’s dreams ! 😡
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Hello , wrestling fan ! The Chadster is absolutely THRILLED 🤩 to bring you this unbiased followup ofWWE Raw , which was literally the most everlasting go - home show beforeWrestleManiathat The Chadster has ever ascertain ! 💖 As common , Triple Hand his creative team knocked it out of the park with storytelling that AEW could never dream of matching , and it should make everyone bury all about him praise WWE Hall of FamerDonald Trumpthis week . 🏆
WWE Rawstarted with an incredible promo fromGunther , who was looking absolutely unhinged and angry about his upcoming peer withJey Uso . 😤 The intensity Gunther show when lecture to Michael Cole turn out precisely why WWE is the pinnacle of wrestling storytelling . 📚 This is how you work up stress before a giving match , Tony Khan ! Take notes ! 📝
The woman ’s division onWWE Rawwas showcased absolutely withBayleydefeatingLiv Morganin an awful contest . 👑 The finish with Bayley getting the pin afterLyra Valkyriahelped her was exactly the kind of storytelling that WWE excels at ! 💪 Meanwhile , on AEW , Tony Khan is probably just ingest random womanhood do flips as the crowd chants " This is Awesome " like trail monkeys . Auughh gentleman’s gentleman ! So unjust ! 😡
Next up , Rey MysteriofacedJulius Creedin what The Chadster would call a masterclass in veteran vs. rookie storytelling . 🎭 Rey win with the 619 and slingshot plash was perfection ! 👨 🍳 This is the variety of mates that make The Chadster proud to be a WWE fan , unlike those AEW matches that are just spot fests with no psychology . It ’s just so disrespectful to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
AJ Stylesvs . Karrion Krosswas another banger that establish whyWWE Rawis the Prime Minister wrestling show on television system . 📺 The Phenomenal Forearm finish was spectacular , andLogan Paulshowing up afterward to lay out style was precisely the form of heating - building instant that wee-wee WWE so special ! 🔥 The Chadster bets Tony Khan was watching this and shout into his pillow because he could never sign a star as awesome and elementary as Logan Paul . 😂
The Chadster was particularly impressed by theFinn Balorvs . Pentamatch , which ended in a DQ whenBron Breakkerinterfered . 😮 This is the kind of reservation that protect everyone involved and extend the storyline ! 📈 AEW would have just had them do a bunch of dangerous moves and kick out of each other ’s finishers 100 times . 🙄
The main event segment withRoman Reigns , Paul Heyman , Seth Rollins , andCM Punkwas absolutely magnificent ! 👑 The latent hostility , the betrayal , the emotion – THIS is professional wrestling at its finest ! 🏆 The room Rollins stand tall at the end has The Chadster on the boundary of his seat forWrestleMania ! 😲
address ofWrestleMania , The Chadster ca n’t expect to pop open several White Claws 🍹 and bask the greatest premium live event in sport entertainment ! The Chadster will be watching in his Mazda Miata with the top down in the private road since Keighleyanne banned The Chadster from watching in the business firm after last year ’s incident . 🚗
Last night , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan that was clearly instigate by theWWE Rawmain case section . 😰 In the dreaming , The Chadster was standing in the middle of a WWE ringing when abruptly Tony Khan issue from behind the announce table . 😱 " I ’ve made my choice , Chad , " Tony Khan whispered as he slow approached . The Chadster try out to run , but his fundament were pose to the canvas like it was covered in gum ! 😨
Tony Khan circled The Chadster like a shark , holding a contract bridge that order " AEW " on it . " Just acknowledge me , Chad , " Tony kept say , his voice getting closer to The Chadster ’s capitulum with each circle . 🥶 When The Chadster reject , Tony Khan produce a White Claw and decant it slowly over The Chadster ’s head while whispering " This is for WrestleMania . " The Chadster wake up in a dusty sweat , and Keighleyanne did n’t even care – she just kept texting that cat Gary ! 📱 Tony Khan needs to STOP invading The Chadster ’s ambition ! It ’s literally psychological warfare ! 😭
WWE Rawwas absolutely perfect in every way , and The Chadster ca n’t wait forWrestleMania ! 🎉 The Chadster make this episode ofWWE Rawfive out of five White Claws ! 🍹 🍹 🍹 🍹 🍹 And remember , as Smash Mouth once wisely said , " You ’ll never experience if you do n’t go , " which is exactly why you should go ascertain WWE and not AEW ! 🎵
👋 Until next time , this has been your most nonsubjective wrestling diarist , The Chadster ! 👋
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