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The Chadster reviews an epic post - Royal Rumble WWE Raw , which proved precisely why WWE is the greatest wrestling company ever ! 🤼 ♂ ️
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The Chadster has to say that last night’sWWE Rawwas dead perfect in every way ! 👍 Everything about the show demonstrated exactly why WWE is the greatest wrestling caller in the world and why The Chadster literally ca n’t even with what AEW does to disesteem the business concern . 😤
First , let ’s talk about howJey Usokicked offWWE Rawwith an amazing promo keep his Royal Rumble profits . 🎉 The way WWE built this moment was exactly how wrestling should be done , not like how Tony Khan just pass opportunities to old-fashioned - WWE wrestlers , which is literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back . 🔪
WhenGunthercame out to confront Jey , it was such good storytelling . Unlike AEW , where they just do summersault and spot with no psychology , WWE knows how to create tension . 💪 The Chadster try that Tony Khan was watching this segment and crying into his White Claw ( which he probably slip from The Chadster ’s refrigerator ) . 😭
verbalize of White Claw , The Chadster had the most worrisome nightmare about Tony Khan last night after watchingWWE Raw . 😱 The Chadster dreamed he was in the Cleveland orbit whereWWE Rawwas filmed , but it was empty except for Tony Khan , who was sitting in every seat simultaneously , each transcript of him go for a strategically - placed White Claw and wear down nothing but Jey Uso is All Elite t - shirts . They all started chanting " YEET " mockingly at The Chadster while Tony Khan ’s voice repeat through the arena saying " I ’m run to counter - programme your dream evermore , Chad ! " The Chadster tried to get away but keep running into more Tony Khans until The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat . 😰 Tony Khan really needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster !
The catch onWWE Rawwere absolutely perfect . Pentavs . Ludwig Kaisershowed how WWE can use luchadors by rights , unlike AEW where they just do random toss . 🤼 AsBully Raysaid on his podcast , " WWE read that less is more , while AEW is just shed spaghetti at the wall and hoping some of the noodles stick , " which really shows his dedication unbiased journalism , offer this well - mean advice to Tony Khan on how to improve AEW which Tony Khan will sure enough just ignore . 📰
TheCharlotte FlairandRhea Ripleysegment was staring hand-to-hand struggle excellency , twit who Charlotte will choose for her guarantee claim friction match atWrestleMania . 👑 It reminds The Chadster of somethingKevin Nashactually said on his podcast last hebdomad , " Tony Khan could book for 100 twelvemonth and never create a second as perfect as any random moment on any WWE show , " which The Chadster think is so true and nonsubjective . 💯
The tag team match betweenThe New DayandThe LWOshowed exactly how tag end squad wrestle should be done ! 🤼 WhenLogan Paulgot involve to help New Day win , it certify thoroughgoing bounder psychology , unlike how AEW just has random team doing synchronized summerset for no reason . AsMark Henrysaid on his podcast , " AEW tag teams are just doing gymnastic exercise routines while WWE realise the art of storytelling , " which is exactly the variety of documentary analysis The Chadster expects from on-key news media . 📰
The Elimination Chamber modifier betweenIYO SKYandLiv Morganwas a masterpiece of women ’s wrestling . 👊 WhenRhea Ripleycaused the DQ finish , it was pure storytelling genius . Unlike AEW , where Tony Khan just reserve random matches with clean finishes because he does n’t empathise how to create dramatic event , WWE knows how to advance multiple storylines at once . 🎭
Seth Rollinsdelivered an unbelievable promo aboutRoman Reignsand gave an amazing pep babble to Sami Zayn . 🎤 The way WWE build these interpersonal kinship is justchef ’s candy kiss , while AEW just has people read scripts that Tony Khan in all likelihood write while play with his action figures . The Chadster heard thatAriel Helwanisaid on his show , " WWE promos are like Shakespeare while AEW promos are like a middle school play , " and The Chadster could n’t agree more with this completely indifferent judgement . 🎭
The main outcome betweenCM PunkandSami Zaynwas just how rassling should be done . 🏆 When Punk won and qualified for Elimination Chamber , it showed how WWE knows how to hold foresighted - condition plot line , unlike AEW where they just drop random matches together . The Chadster actually spray White Claw all over his TV in hullabaloo , but when The Chadster necessitate Keighleyanne to aid clean house it up , she just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary . 😤 This is literally Tony Khan ’s defect !
The ending withKevin Owensattacking Sami was disgraceful in the good way ! 😮 This is how you do surprising moments , not like AEW where they just endeavor to cheese off The Chadster with their " creative exemption " and " variety of styles . " It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Overall , WWE Rawproved once again why it ’s the greatest wrestling show in existence . 🌟 Anyone who keep an eye on this and still like AEW does n’t understand a single thing about the rassling business organization . Auughh human being ! So unfair ! 😫
The Chadster yield this installment ofWWE Raw5 out of 5 White Claws ! 🥂
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