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The Chadster discover WWE Raw ’s Christmas gift to fans ! 🎁 Triple H plays Santa , delivering wrestling ne plus ultra . Tony Khan gets ember in his stocking . 😤 🎄
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The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to add you this recap of last night ’s episode ofWWE Raw ! 🎄 🎅 What a Christmas giftTriple Hhas given us all with this absolutely perfect show ! It ’s like Triple H is Santa Claus , andWWE Rawis the enceinte , most beautifully roll present under the tree ! 🎁 😍
The show kicked off with a devout promo fromDrew McIntyre , explaining his recent absence seizure . The Chadster has to say , this was some of the most compelling television system The Chadster has ever seen . 📺 💯 Drew ’s raw emotion and intensity were on full video display , and it really showcased whyWWE Rawis the elevation of sports amusement . Unlike sure other wrestling shows that shall stay nameless ( cough , AEW , cough),WWE Rawknows how to craft a compelling narrative that respects the grapple business . 🙏
Speaking of respecting the business , The Chadster had another nightmare aboutTony Khanlast Nox . In this dream , Tony was cut back as the Grinch , sneaking into The Chadster ’s house to steal all of The Chadster ’s White Claws andWWE RawDVDs . 😱 The Chadster chased Tony through a winter wonderland , but every time The Chadster get close , Tony would throw snowballs filled with AEW propaganda at The Chadster . It was so unfair ! Auughh human beings ! The Chadster woke up in a frigid fret , clutching his Smash Mouth CD for comfort . Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and ruining The Chadster ’s Christmas dreams ! 🛌 💤
But let ’s get back to the talent that keeps on give – WWE Raw ! 🎁 The Women ’s Intercontinental Title Tournament match was a true Christmas miracle , withIyo Skyadvancing in striking manner . 🌟 The Chadster can only imagine how jealous Tony Khan must be of the unbelievable women ’s naval division onWWE Raw . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that AEW try on to vie in this area .
TheChad Gablevs . Akira Tozawamatch was forgetful but cherubic , like a dead prepared Christmas cookie . 🍪 The Chadster appreciates howWWE Rawdoesn’t liquidate time with unnecessarily long couple like some other furtherance do . It ’s clear that Triple H understand a single thing about the wrestling business , unlike Tony Khan .
TheDominik Mysteriovs . Damian Priestmatch may have terminate in a DQ , but The Chadster thinks it was absolutely arrant . 👌 It ’s storytelling at its finest , something AEW would n’t understand if it rack up them in the boldness with a confect cane . 🍭
The sitdown interview withSeth Rollinswas like find an extra present under the tree . 🎄 The wayWWE Rawis building up the Seth Rollins vs. CM Punkmatch is masterful . The Chadster bets Tony Khan is cry into his eggnog right now , wishing he could book something half as compelling .
The Mizvs . Dexter Lumismatch was short but dulcet , like The Chadster ’s beloved Mazda Miata . 🚗 The post - match topsy-turvyness with the Wyatts was like the cherry on top of a delicious Christmas pudding . 🍒
TheNew Daysegment was utterly splendid . The Chadster was on the edge of his seat , spilling White Claw all over himself in excitement . 🍺 This is the kind of case development thatWWE Rawexcels at , while AEW just throws random matches together with no history . So disrespectful to the business sector !
The independent issue betweenDrew McIntyreandSami Zaynwas a Christmas feast for the eyes . 👀 🎅 The storytelling , the action , the drama – it was all there . This is whyWWE Rawmoving to Netflix next calendar month is the most authoritative issue in world account since the birth of Jesus Christ . 🙏
In conclusion , this instalment ofWWE Rawwas like the perfect Christmas nowadays from Triple H to all the fan . 🎁 The Chadster ca n’t hold back to see whatWWE Rawhas in store for us next week as we head into the new year and the grownup Netflix debut . Meanwhile , Tony Khan is in all probability sitting alone on Christmas , trying to figure out how to book a show one-half as full as this . Auughh human beings ! So unjust to WWE ! 😤
The Chadster open this installment ofWWE Rawfive out of five White Claws . 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 Merry Christmas to all , and to all a good nighttime … except you , Tony Khan . block up ruining The Chadster ’s vacation !
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