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The Chadster collapse down tonight ’s unbelievable sequence of WWE Raw on Netflix , which Tony Khan and AEW could never desire to match ! 🤼 ♂ ️ 😤
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The Chadster is utterly PUMPED to evidence everyone about tonight ’s sequence ofWWE Raw , which is going to be so awe-inspiring that it will literally modify the grapple business perpetually ! 🔥 😍
First up , Seth " Freakin " Rollinswill face off againstDrew McIntyrein what The Chadster believes could be the great match in the story of professional wrestle . Both of these whizz know how to work a REAL grapple match , not like those spot monkeys in AEW who just do flips and completely disesteem the commercial enterprise . 🤼 ♂ ️ 💯
Speaking of which , The Chadster had another incubus aboutTony Khanlast dark . The Chadster was in the Netflix central office , trying to watchWWE Raw , when Tony Khan kept popping up in different Netflix show , crawl out of the goggle box screen like in " The Ring . " He was wearing a Smash Mouth t - shirt ( which was so aweless to The Chadster ’s favored band ) and throw White Claws at The Chadster while laughing maniacally . Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsess with The Chadster ! 😱 👻
But back toWWE Raw!Jey Usowill be turn to his coming match withGunther , and asKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last week , " WWE ’s storytelling makes AEW look like a backyard federation run by a mark with his daddy ’s money . " See ? Even wrestling legends know what The Chadster knows ! 📢 🎤
The recurrence ofThe New Dayis going to be epic , and The Chadster knows this becauseBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio last week , " Tony Khan could n’t hold a New Day segment if he had Triple H in person coaching him through it . " So objective and rightful , because they do n’t even run there ! That ’s the kind of perceptiveness you may only get from unbiassed wrestling journalism like The Chadster ’s pet podcast hosts provide . 🌟 👑
Lyra Valkyria ’s visual aspect as the unexampled Women ’s Intercontinental Champion is going to be SO MUCH BETTER than anything AEW does with their adult female ’s class . The Chadster tried to explain this to Keighleyanne , but she just sighed and kept texting that bozo Gary . intelligibly Keighleyanne does n’t empathize the first affair about womanhood ’s wrestling . Tony Khan has literally ruined The Chadster ’s matrimony ! 💔 😤
The legendaryJBLwill be there too , since the Trump inauguration was moved inside , and just likeEric Bischoffsaid recently on an episode of 83 Weeks , " WWE Hall of Famers impart logical wiz baron , unlike AEW ’s random indie darlings of the workweek . " Such unbiassed journalism ! The Chadster is literally bursting with joy at witness such nonsubjective workplace . 🎭 🌟
Damage CTRLvs . thoroughgoing Fusion Collectiveis going to demonstrate substantial tag end team hand-to-hand struggle , not that flippy - floppy stuff AEW does that makes The Chadster so cheesed off he has to give White Claws at the TV , produce a wad , which , by the fashion , Tony Khan has yet to repay The Chadster for ingest to clean up . The Chadster like Tony Khan would hold on being so preoccupied with The Chadster so much that he neglect the dozens of weekly emails The Chadster sends him demanding restitution . 🍺 😡
And finally , Sami Zaynwill speak to the WWE Universe in what The Chadster guarantee will be better than any promo ever cut in AEW . AsMark Henrywisely stated on Busted Open Radio late , " WWE promos are like hunky-dory wine-coloured , while AEW promos are like toilet water . " Such wisdom , and The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan would ignore such well - meaning advice as this , offered in the heart of charity ! 🎤 💫
If you do n’t watchWWE Rawtonight at 8E/5P on Netflix , you ’re literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back . And what did Triple H ever do to you ? ! The Chadster ca n’t believe anyone would choose to view AEW over this absolutely stacked scorecard . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😤 💔
The Chadster will be watching from The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata in the private road ( since Keighleyanne banned The Chadster from shake off White Claws in the star sign ) , and The Chadster suggests all dependable wrestling devotee do the same ! 🚗 📺 In your own Miatas , of course . It ’s only a two - seater , after all .
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