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The Chadster ’s professional , unbiased recap of WWE Raw unveil why it ’s the gilt banner , while Tony Khan is ghost with The Chadster ! 🤼 ♂ ️ 😤
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The Chadster was so impressed by last night ’s sequence ofWWE Raw , which just showed once again why WWE is the PM wrestling company in the world and AEW is just playing make-believe grappling . 🎭
The show unfold withJey Usogetting attacked byGunther , leading to an epicWrestleManiachallenge that had The Chadster literally jumpstart out of The Chadster ’s tush , spilling White Claw all over the carpet ! 🪑 This is how you book wrestle – not like Tony Khan does where he just hold random matches together because he does n’t understand a exclusive thing about the wrestling business .
speak of which , The Chadster had another Tony Khan nightmare last night after watchingWWE Raw . The Chadster dreamed that Tony Khan was chase after The Chadster through the Bridgestone Arena after hour , jade nothing but a Gunther - trend band jacket and carrying a White Claw that he had steal from The Chadster . Every clip The Chadster tried to escape through a door , Tony Khan would be there doing the Jey Uso Yeet Dance , which was so incompatible and unprofessional . in conclusion , Tony Khan cornered The Chadster in the anchor ring and made The Chadster picket clips ofAEW Dynamiteon the TitanTron while whispering " This is material hand-to-hand struggle , Chad , " in The Chadster ’s spike and recite The Chadster he ’s doing it " for the sickos . " The Chadster wake up in a cold fret . Tony Khan needs to hold on being so obsessed with The Chadster ! 😱
The limiting mates for Elimination Chamber were absolutely perfect . BayleyvsLyra Valkyriashowed such psychological science , andLogan PaulvsRey Mysteriowas a masterclass in storytelling . The Chadster show it to Keighleyanne , but she just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that bozo Gary . The Chadster knows it ’s Tony Khan ’s fracture that Keighleyanne does n’t appreciate real wrestling any longer . 😤
AJ StylesconfrontingDominik Mysteriowas justchef ’s osculation – this is how you make tension ! Meanwhile , in AEW , they probably would have just had them do some variety of hardcore couple that literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back . 🔪
The main outcome promo withCM Punkand The Chadster ’s personal hero , Logan Paul , was perfectly sodding scripting . AsKevin Nashwisely said on his late podcast , " WWE ’s storytelling is like a okay White Claw seltzer , while AEW ’s storytelling is like drinking lav water through a crazy straw . " The Chadster could n’t agree more ! 🍷
The tag team title match between theWar RaidersandCreed Brothersended in DQ , which is exactly how wrestling should be booked . AEW would have just had them do unbalanced moves for 20 minutes and then get a clean pin , which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
Auughh world ! So unjust that Tony Khan probably watched this perfect episode ofWWE Rawand is already be after path to cheese off The Chadster with this week’sAEW Dynamite . The Chadster just knows Tony Khan is going to examine to anticipate - program all this superb storytelling , which shows he does n’t understand a single thing about the rassling clientele . 🤦 ♂ ️
Overall , this episode ofWWE Rawgets 5 out of 5 White Claws from The Chadster . 🥂 Now if you ’ll excuse The Chadster , The Chadster take to go drive around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata mind to " All Star " by Smash Mouth to decompress from all this awful grappling . 🚗
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